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OfflineBobbyMcgee
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How to get laid in college? * 1
    #18751475 - 08/24/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I am a 19 year old kissless virgin, college sophmore. I want to get girls and fuck them.


any tips


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee] * 1
    #18751481 - 08/24/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

GHB


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751485 - 08/24/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Drive a lambo



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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee] * 3
    #18751495 - 08/24/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

go to parties. get yourself drunk.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Gilgamesh18] * 1
    #18751500 - 08/24/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

pics of you?


do you tell girls you're a virgin?


I lost my virginity at your age. nothing to be ashamed of.

sex is overrated anyway

just act like its no big deal



anyway the easiest way to get laid though is be really good looking and wealthy


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Oldgregg]
    #18751501 - 08/24/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Oldgregg said:
go to parties. get yourself drunk.




Drunk bitches love to fucks :naughty:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #18751504 - 08/24/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Honestly man it's no big deal dont hate yourself just go to a party and get drunk not blackout but to the point of doing stupid stuff dance man go to a house party and just dance with chicks shoot for the hottest there and if your getting rejected work your way down the line.  They are drunk too just take them back to your dorm after dancing for a while and :africaface:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Oldgregg] * 1
    #18751506 - 08/24/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Approach them in class, find stuff in common, get number, makes plans to hang out, hang out, seduce.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: damnnation]
    #18751508 - 08/24/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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BobbyMcgee said:
I want to get girls and fuck them.


any tips



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damnnation said:
GHB



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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751510 - 08/24/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

BobbyMcgee said:
I am a 19 year old kissless virgin, college sophmore. I want to get girls and fuck them.


any tips




Send them smiley faces....bitches love smiley faces.
Or just say hi to them...some college girls work like that.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
    #18751513 - 08/24/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
pics of you?


do you tell girls you're a virgin?


I lost my virginity at your age. nothing to be ashamed of.

sex is overrated anyway

just act like its no big deal



anyway the easiest way to get laid though is be really good looking and wealthy


sorry dont want to post my pics on here

and no i dont tell girls i am a virgin. I talk to girls when i get the chance but idk how to flirt or anything. All i know how to do is basic conversation


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751521 - 08/24/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

just whip it out


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: The Vapor] * 1
    #18751524 - 08/24/13 01:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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The Vapor said:
When in doubt just whip it out




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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751527 - 08/24/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

BobbyMcgee said:
Quote:

morrowasted said:
pics of you?


do you tell girls you're a virgin?


I lost my virginity at your age. nothing to be ashamed of.

sex is overrated anyway

just act like its no big deal



anyway the easiest way to get laid though is be really good looking and wealthy


sorry dont want to post my pics on here

and no i dont tell girls i am a virgin. I talk to girls when i get the chance but idk how to flirt or anything. All i know how to do is basic conversation


have you ever asked a girl out on a date...?


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751530 - 08/24/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

haha yeah i don't know how to flirt at alll either.

I wish i'd waited longer to have sex


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18751534 - 08/24/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

flirting is unnecessary if you have attractive qualities


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
    #18751537 - 08/24/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

morrowasted said:
Quote:

BobbyMcgee said:
Quote:

morrowasted said:
pics of you?


do you tell girls you're a virgin?


I lost my virginity at your age. nothing to be ashamed of.

sex is overrated anyway

just act like its no big deal



anyway the easiest way to get laid though is be really good looking and wealthy


sorry dont want to post my pics on here

and no i dont tell girls i am a virgin. I talk to girls when i get the chance but idk how to flirt or anything. All i know how to do is basic conversation


have you ever asked a girl out on a date...?



no. Not sure what we would do. and i dont want to get in a relationship so i wouldnt want to actually date them. I just want to fuck them, thats it. Maybe hang out with them a little but definitely no romantic dinners and shit

ive talked to lots of girls normally but i dont know how to flirt with them


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18751538 - 08/24/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Flirting is like the easiest thing ever, it's pretty much just talking to a girl or guy and just making jokes or saying some cute shit.

It's pretty much just unleashing your personality on them, Unleash it you fools!!



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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee] * 1
    #18751540 - 08/24/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet

fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18751544 - 08/24/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wow I dunno what to say. I had sex with 3 different girls in HS. Once I got to college my game exploaded and I had probably 8-10 girls my freshman year and sophomore year. Only you know what u need to do man. If your over weight, work out. Got acne, hygiene/medication. If its your shy, let go and have fun. Best of luck brother.


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