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How to get laid in college? * 1
    #18751475 - 08/24/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I am a 19 year old kissless virgin, college sophmore. I want to get girls and fuck them.


any tips


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee] * 1
    #18751481 - 08/24/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

GHB


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751485 - 08/24/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Drive a lambo



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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee] * 3
    #18751495 - 08/24/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

go to parties. get yourself drunk.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Gilgamesh18] * 1
    #18751500 - 08/24/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

pics of you?


do you tell girls you're a virgin?


I lost my virginity at your age. nothing to be ashamed of.

sex is overrated anyway

just act like its no big deal



anyway the easiest way to get laid though is be really good looking and wealthy


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Oldgregg]
    #18751501 - 08/24/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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go to parties. get yourself drunk.




Drunk bitches love to fucks :naughty:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #18751504 - 08/24/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Honestly man it's no big deal dont hate yourself just go to a party and get drunk not blackout but to the point of doing stupid stuff dance man go to a house party and just dance with chicks shoot for the hottest there and if your getting rejected work your way down the line.  They are drunk too just take them back to your dorm after dancing for a while and :africaface:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Oldgregg] * 1
    #18751506 - 08/24/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Approach them in class, find stuff in common, get number, makes plans to hang out, hang out, seduce.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: damnnation]
    #18751508 - 08/24/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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BobbyMcgee said:
I want to get girls and fuck them.


any tips



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GHB



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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751510 - 08/24/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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BobbyMcgee said:
I am a 19 year old kissless virgin, college sophmore. I want to get girls and fuck them.


any tips




Send them smiley faces....bitches love smiley faces.
Or just say hi to them...some college girls work like that.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
    #18751513 - 08/24/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
pics of you?


do you tell girls you're a virgin?


I lost my virginity at your age. nothing to be ashamed of.

sex is overrated anyway

just act like its no big deal



anyway the easiest way to get laid though is be really good looking and wealthy


sorry dont want to post my pics on here

and no i dont tell girls i am a virgin. I talk to girls when i get the chance but idk how to flirt or anything. All i know how to do is basic conversation


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751521 - 08/24/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

just whip it out


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: The Vapor] * 1
    #18751524 - 08/24/13 01:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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When in doubt just whip it out




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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751527 - 08/24/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
pics of you?


do you tell girls you're a virgin?


I lost my virginity at your age. nothing to be ashamed of.

sex is overrated anyway

just act like its no big deal



anyway the easiest way to get laid though is be really good looking and wealthy


sorry dont want to post my pics on here

and no i dont tell girls i am a virgin. I talk to girls when i get the chance but idk how to flirt or anything. All i know how to do is basic conversation


have you ever asked a girl out on a date...?


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751530 - 08/24/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

haha yeah i don't know how to flirt at alll either.

I wish i'd waited longer to have sex


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18751534 - 08/24/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

flirting is unnecessary if you have attractive qualities


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
    #18751537 - 08/24/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
Quote:

BobbyMcgee said:
Quote:

morrowasted said:
pics of you?


do you tell girls you're a virgin?


I lost my virginity at your age. nothing to be ashamed of.

sex is overrated anyway

just act like its no big deal



anyway the easiest way to get laid though is be really good looking and wealthy


sorry dont want to post my pics on here

and no i dont tell girls i am a virgin. I talk to girls when i get the chance but idk how to flirt or anything. All i know how to do is basic conversation


have you ever asked a girl out on a date...?



no. Not sure what we would do. and i dont want to get in a relationship so i wouldnt want to actually date them. I just want to fuck them, thats it. Maybe hang out with them a little but definitely no romantic dinners and shit

ive talked to lots of girls normally but i dont know how to flirt with them


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18751538 - 08/24/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Flirting is like the easiest thing ever, it's pretty much just talking to a girl or guy and just making jokes or saying some cute shit.

It's pretty much just unleashing your personality on them, Unleash it you fools!!



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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee] * 1
    #18751540 - 08/24/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet

fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18751544 - 08/24/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wow I dunno what to say. I had sex with 3 different girls in HS. Once I got to college my game exploaded and I had probably 8-10 girls my freshman year and sophomore year. Only you know what u need to do man. If your over weight, work out. Got acne, hygiene/medication. If its your shy, let go and have fun. Best of luck brother.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
    #18751546 - 08/24/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet

fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.



because im a college sophmore and now would be a terrible time to get a gf, so many girls around. i want to fuck different girls not just the same one.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
    #18751548 - 08/24/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

roofie?

jk


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Magicman69]
    #18751558 - 08/24/13 01:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Wow I dunno what to say. I had sex with 3 different girls in HS. Once I got to college my game exploaded and I had probably 8-10 girls my freshman year and sophomore year. Only you know what u need to do man. If your over weight, work out. Got acne, hygiene/medication. If its your shy, let go and have fun. Best of luck brother.



i bet you are pretty facially aesthetic


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee] * 2
    #18751560 - 08/24/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Dude, you're a virgin, just start with one.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751563 - 08/24/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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BobbyMcgee said:
Quote:

morrowasted said:
sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet

fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.



because im a college sophmore and now would be a terrible time to get a gf, so many girls around. i want to fuck different girls not just the same one.



good luck dude. im sure you wont regret it when you're older. sometimes i regret not fucking any high school girls, but that is just my inner ephebophile trying to creep out.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751566 - 08/24/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I think the answer to this age old question is you just have to be completely up front, e.g. grab them and kiss them or just straight up say "do you want to have sex?" (the same way you'd ask her if she wanted to smoke up -- casually). We don't live in uptight, religious times anymore. A less direct way would be the question "do you have a boyfriend?" That question alone will bring you out of the friend zone. The only reason you're not getting sex is because you aren't directly pursuing it. The classic idea of a girl falling into your arms after a romantic date is exclusive to, well, romantic dates. Society is much more relaxed now.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted] * 5
    #18751574 - 08/24/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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morrowasted said:girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.



:lolsy:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: drawde] * 2
    #18751579 - 08/24/13 01:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



you could try some of those lines


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751593 - 08/24/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

BobbyMcgee said:
I am a 19 year old kissless virgin, college sophmore. I want to get girls and fuck them.

any tips




Lets take like 10 steps back. You do not 'get' girls, and as long as you think like that your only shot will be the borderline/full-on date rapey advice of "get her drunk." A girl who doesn't want to have sex with you sober is a girl that does not want to have sex with you, got it?

Moving on. Be chill. College is a time when people break down their own boundaries-- and no matter how hard you try, you couldn't possibly be the most awkward person at the party. Expand your social horizon I hope you're living in a coed dorm, and if not you should spend your time in them. Dorms are intimate enough that people are comfortable letting loose, and social enough that you can approach strangers fairly easily (In a building full of misfits, nobody is unfuckable). Chances are there are women who are like you; they'll get you, and believe it or not you'll get them (in a non-rapey way: doesn't that sound nice?). Oh, and regardless of your major, hang out with the "liberal arts crowd" whoever they may be.


I hope that this goes without saying, but you don't remember what daylight looks like, gtfo your room for starters; pussy doesn't knock on your door and fall on your dick.

Finally, it gets WAY the hell harder to meet people after college, please don't waste your opportunity.


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just read a later post...

"Kissless virgin" disregarding relationships...
Quote:

BobbyMcgee said:
because im a college sophmore and now would be a terrible time to get a gf, so many girls around. i want to fuck different girls not just the same one.




Jesus Christ-- have fun being unfuckable.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: mathieu] * 1
    #18751618 - 08/24/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

sex is like happiness. if you make it the object of your pursuit, it often slips between your fingers. but you will often find that it is a byproduct of pursuing other things. like hobbies and worldly success. You'd be amazed at what a guitar can do to a woman's private parts. learn how to play guitar well, and you will get laid. learn how to do just about anything well and you will probably get laid.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted] * 2
    #18751624 - 08/24/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Damnnation that video is fucking gold


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751637 - 08/24/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Chloroform&GHB.

Can't fail :naughty:

Jk. Try getting a few drinks, just enough to loosen you up, then approach sum chick(s), introduce yourself and LITERALLY break the ice.

As in get an ice cube,drop it to the ground and break it. Then say "there, I broke the ice." and go from there :lol:

Tried it once and it worked :shrug:

Confidence is the key here dude, believe in yourself and you will succeed :murray:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18751640 - 08/24/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

some of those must work, especially in college...


God, I wish I was in college!


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: mathieu]
    #18751641 - 08/24/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

mathieu said:
Quote:

BobbyMcgee said:
I am a 19 year old kissless virgin, college sophmore. I want to get girls and fuck them.

any tips




Lets take like 10 steps back. You do not 'get' girls, and as long as you think like that your only shot will be the borderline/full-on date rapey advice of "get her drunk." A girl who doesn't want to have sex with you sober is a girl that does not want to have sex with you, got it?

Moving on. Be chill. College is a time when people break down their own boundaries-- and no matter how hard you try, you couldn't possibly be the most awkward person at the party. Expand your social horizon I hope you're living in a coed dorm, and if not you should spend your time in them. Dorms are intimate enough that people are comfortable letting loose, and social enough that you can approach strangers fairly easily (In a building full of misfits, nobody is unfuckable). Chances are there are women who are like you; they'll get you, and believe it or not you'll get them (in a non-rapey way: doesn't that sound nice?). Oh, and regardless of your major, hang out with the "liberal arts crowd" whoever they may be.


I hope that this goes without saying, but you don't remember what daylight looks like, gtfo your room for starters; pussy doesn't knock on your door and fall on your dick.

Finally, it gets WAY the hell harder to meet people after college, please don't waste your opportunity.


[EDIT]

just read a later post...

"Kissless virgin" disregarding relationships...
Quote:

BobbyMcgee said:
because im a college sophmore and now would be a terrible time to get a gf, so many girls around. i want to fuck different girls not just the same one.




Jesus Christ-- have fun being unfuckable.


well excuse me that i dont want to be tied down to one girl right now

and i do have some guy friends, ive gone out to parties some and drink some but i still dont get anything


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: damnnation]
    #18751644 - 08/24/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

another thing: smile. all the time. no matter what mood you are in


people will notice, and they will want to know why the hell you are smiling all the time


they dont need to know it is because you choose to

let them try to figure you out. having people perceive you as an enigma is a great position to be in socially


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted] * 3
    #18751650 - 08/24/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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well excuse me that i dont want to be tied down to one girl right now




you dont even have one girl yet.


you obviously have no idea what it means to be in love with someone. if you find someone to be in love with you will not want to have sex with a bunch of girls


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: damnnation] * 1
    #18751660 - 08/24/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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some of those must work, especially in college...


God, I wish I was in college!



I wrote some of them down I'm going to use them.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751730 - 08/24/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)




well excuse me that i dont want to be tied down to one girl right now
and i do have some guy friends, ive gone out to parties some and drink some but i still dont get anything




Oh, I get it believe me-- but maybe you need to reevaluate your opportunity. If you were Don Juan you wouldn't have started this thread-- It's probably better off that you go for someone who appreciates who you are, because there is not a ridiculous abundance of pussy floating around, just begging to get on your dick. It's worth mentioning here that what pussy there IS along those lines you *really* don't want.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751735 - 08/24/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I am a 19 year old kissless virgin, college sophmore. I want to get girls and fuck them.


any tips




look at a girl, smile, and say hello. thats about all you need to do to have sex in college


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: mathieu] * 1
    #18751736 - 08/24/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Dance with her and tell her youd like to fingerbang her on the dancefloor. Then take her to McDonalds after thr party, score her number, and become friends with benefits.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee] * 3
    #18751739 - 08/24/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I am a 19 year old kissless virgin




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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee] * 1
    #18751744 - 08/24/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet

fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.




Nothing wrong with a short term relationship:shrug:. Besides getting your 'dick wet' and having some fun and laughs along the way, you might get your dick sucked, or have sex more than once in a night, or sex in the shower, or sex outside in a field of clover, or on the beach at sun rise, (or sunset, depending on which coast you're on).

    So Bobby McGee, would you have fucked Janis? Not much to look at but probably a wild cat in bed except for the heroin/Southern Comfort thing. Awesome acoustic version here, BTW...  I :heart: me some Janis...:yesnod:


    Seriously, if you just want to fuck, buy a whore. escort service If you want some sex, try a short term relationship. You can always tell her you're gay to get out of it. You're not gay, are you? I heard the gays are easy. mirite? :derfase:

  Besides, how are you going to have your :heart: ripped out of your chest and smashed to pieces if ya don't fall in love, even for one night?

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: vinsue]
    #18751759 - 08/24/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

yeah it's a lot easier to have a interesting variety of sex when you're in a relationship


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751801 - 08/24/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm the same, dude. I suck at 'picking girls up'. Can't break the ice worth shit but once it is broken somehow, it's not nearly as awkward. I've found that getting a small group of friends and playing a drinking game with chicks works pretty well. Not only have you isolated them from everyone else, but you'll all have a good time and get to know each other. If all else fails, you'll get drunk as hell and make good memories.. or blackout.


OR you could just be the guy to bring some molly to the party. :grin: I've never done it but I heard it works wonders.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18751866 - 08/24/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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    Seriously, if you just want to fuck, buy a whore.




This is probably your best option with your attitude.  Be sure to wear a raincoat though.

Most of the girls you see on campus are not down to fuck NSA style.  And the ones that are... well  :uhoh: That's been my experience anyway.

Really, there is nothing wrong with relationships though.  Vinsue's right, you'll get laid multiple times.  If you get bored, move on to the next one. :shrug:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #18751873 - 08/24/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

DSHSB


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #18751881 - 08/24/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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    Seriously, if you just want to fuck, buy a whore.



This is probably your best option with your attitude.




Fuck that! There's no dignity in that!


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #18751891 - 08/24/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I didn't go to college but as a drug dealer, I laid got laid pretty frequently. The things a meth whore would do for a 1/4 gram. I don't recommend it in this day and age, though...:dealer: . . . :peace:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: s240779] * 2
    #18751896 - 08/24/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:horly:

The dude's desperate to get laid. Fuck dignity :lol:

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: vinsue]
    #18751902 - 08/24/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Vinsue, what kind of work do you do now?


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18751911 - 08/24/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Semi retired and some home improvement now and then...:strokebeard: . . . :peace:


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    #18751934 - 08/24/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

In other words... DRUG DEALER.


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    #18751939 - 08/24/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Sham87]
    #18752000 - 08/24/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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In other words... Perception Changer.




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    #18752014 - 08/24/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Hustle some ice bro you can practically hear the panties dropping.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Sham87]
    #18752019 - 08/24/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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In other words... DRUG DEALER.



  No thank you. I already have 2 felonys from dealing. And I dealt mostly for free drugs, not so much for the :money:...:peace:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18752022 - 08/24/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

so how do i get into a semi relationship (not full blown gf status)


so im talking to a girl....we have a decent conversation....can i then invite her to my place to watch a movie sometime ? or is that too soon to do that? cause that is where i would make a move to try and fuck her


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: vinsue]
    #18752038 - 08/24/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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In other words... DRUG DEALER.



  No thank you. I already have 2 felonys from dealing. And I dealt mostly for free drugs, not so much for the :money:...:peace:



I'm just pulling your chain Vinsue. Free drugs rule. :hug:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18752157 - 08/24/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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so how do i get into a semi relationship (not full blown gf status)


so im talking to a girl....we have a decent conversation....can i then invite her to my place to watch a movie sometime ? or is that too soon to do that? cause that is where i would make a move to try and fuck her




  Not too fast there, try some foreplay before you 'try and fuck her'.:yesnod:
Are you off campus in a place with a kitchen? Can you cook? Women like a :fancycook:. Or ask if she would like to cook something (good luck with that these days). Don't start too fast. Ask what kind of movies she likes. Does she drink, smoke, play rugby? Try to be a bit of a friend first.

  One time I challenged a girl to a kind of cook off at my place. Hers wasn't as good as mine, but I told her I liked it better. After her chicken cacciatore and my flounder in white wine sauce, more wine for dessert, we had awesome sex for hours, plus left overs for the next nights dinner. A win/win... :cheers:

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I'm just pulling your chain Vinsue. Free drugs rule. :hug:




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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: vinsue]
    #18752175 - 08/24/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

This is about getting OP's chain yanked ya old geezer! :tongue::heart:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18752176 - 08/24/13 04:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I am a 19 year old kissless virgin, college sophmore. I want to get girls and fuck them.


any tips





cover yourself in glitter and stand out in the sunlight, the girls will come running


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #18752186 - 08/24/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If you can't get laid in college, you are probably doomed.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Uzziel]
    #18752224 - 08/24/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Whats the trick to smiling when ever you want with out it being forced and fake? I think this is my problem. The one time I remember genuinely smiling at a girl she couldn't contain herself.


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    #18752234 - 08/24/13 04:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Whats the trick to smiling when ever you want with out it being forced and fake?





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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Uzziel]
    #18752239 - 08/24/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Be Don Juan de la Nooch!


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    #18752242 - 08/24/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

drink dos equis


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    #18752244 - 08/24/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Whats the trick to smiling when ever you want with out it being forced and fake?





the trick is to be happy



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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
    #18752245 - 08/24/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Go to parties, take MDMA be a star  :trippinbawelz:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18752264 - 08/24/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Just say the three words they want to hear: "Jello shot, bitch?"



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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #18752408 - 08/24/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do your homework at school where study centers are, eventually people will recognize you or you will meet people with the same stuff, you will also go to lunch and have a general idea of the people that hang out at campus.

It's pretty fucking easy even if you're a loner, just try not to say tasteless things ever even if it's just joking around, people at college don't play that homie.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18752418 - 08/24/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

find a girl you hit it off with, ask her out, somehow make out with her...the rest should take care of itself!

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Whats the trick to smiling when ever you want with out it being forced and fake?





the trick is to be happy




they need to have this in Time magazine...


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    #18752421 - 08/24/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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cover yourself in glitter and stand out in the sunlight, the girls will come running





This will definitely work.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: g00ru]
    #18752437 - 08/24/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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find a girl you hit it off with, ask her out, somehow make out with her...the rest should take care of itself!

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Whats the trick to smiling when ever you want with out it being forced and fake?





the trick is to be happy




they need to have this in Time magazine...



http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/07/study-forcing-a-smile-genuinely-decreases-stress/260513/


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    #18752440 - 08/24/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:crazy: its so true though. it probably releases endorphins.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: dontknow]
    #18752444 - 08/24/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Interesting so I guess i'm just going to start forcing myself to smile. I'll just think of this ridiculous guy.:creepylurker:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: brokentv]
    #18752474 - 08/24/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You do know that smiling is aggressive right?


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    #18752476 - 08/24/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Be Don Juan de la Nooch!




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    #18752482 - 08/24/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Cant be more aggressive than my normal non smiling face. I think its the city I live in, but people have tried starting fights with me just because I looked at them.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: brokentv]
    #18752494 - 08/24/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Damn, you must be uglier then sin!


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    #18752508 - 08/24/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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You do know that smiling is aggressive right?




it can be...depends on the emotion behind it :tongue:


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    #18752509 - 08/24/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Most dfinitily, we're working on it though.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: brokentv]
    #18752512 - 08/24/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

1) practice your best Clooney smile in the mirror for hours. hone it. become the clooney.
2) get the ladies.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: dontknow]
    #18752533 - 08/24/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Amen to the smiling, in the book "The Game" (preparing for :shitstorm:)

He says the biggest sign of confidence is smiling, I think its true all the way. :smile:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Lizard Eyes]
    #18752639 - 08/24/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Fake it till you make it


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Konyap]
    #18752645 - 08/24/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Damn, you must be uglier then sin!



yea i think im below average looks

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18752670 - 08/24/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Let us be the judge of that. We can share shroomery fashion tips.

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18752675 - 08/24/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Be extremely talented too!


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18752679 - 08/24/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Make sure to you havr the farthest thing from a small furry creature on your head


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18752695 - 08/24/13 06:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i dont wanna post pics of myself

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18752710 - 08/24/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

this thread just bummed me the fuck out. I'm wasting the best years of my life and I can't stop


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18752712 - 08/24/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wear nicer pants and nicer(newer) shoes. Don't wear stupid t-shirts(with metal bands, dumb sayings). And say to yourself everyday I am a beautiful man deserving of affection and love! Walk around with confidence like your baddest gunslinger in the wildest west(Not talking shit or being a dick) With swagger.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18752714 - 08/24/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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i dont wanna post pics of myself

any fashion tips



Wait... there was a thread IDENTICAL to this earlier this summer.
Was it yours OP?


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18752720 - 08/24/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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i dont wanna post pics of myself

any fashion tips



Wait... there was a thread IDENTICAL to this earlier this summer.
Was it yours OP?




and this spring and this winter and last fall and last summer ..... etc


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18752737 - 08/24/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18382465#18382465


Found it. OP just out of curiousity do you live near PA?


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18752739 - 08/24/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18382465#18382465


Found it. OP just out of curiousity do you live near PA?



lol no. why?


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18752740 - 08/24/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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this thread just bummed me the fuck out. I'm wasting the best years of my life and I can't stop



Shit man, don't get better than this, getting loaded, getting zonked, fucking what's easy, keeping it greazy, and waking up in the morning to go to work. That's life son.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
    #18752746 - 08/24/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

rbalzer said:
this thread just bummed me the fuck out. I'm wasting the best years of my life and I can't stop



Shit man, don't get better than this, getting loaded, getting zonked, fucking what's easy, keeping it greazy, and waking up in the morning to go to work. That's life son.



i guess. I see people but i dont have human contact much


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18752750 - 08/24/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I wasgonna hook you up with one of a few nice girls I know over here :shrug:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18752754 - 08/24/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I wasgonna hook you up with one of a few nice girls I know over here :shrug:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18752757 - 08/24/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Have you tried internet dating? How are we supposed to tell you if you are beyond hope without a picture!


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18752758 - 08/24/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

it's okay OP i'm scared of girls too. there are other ways to get girls without the social awkwardness of face-to-face interaction. it's called the internet

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Envix]
    #18752764 - 08/24/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

No. Its called beer.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Envix]
    #18752773 - 08/24/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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just dont fall into a trap  :hansen2:




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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: g00ru] * 1
    #18752788 - 08/24/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

here's my honest advice..
just start talking to women all the time. pretty or not. don't worry about just getting laid.. just living life, being confident, and talking to women will get you laid eventually :thumbsup:

instead of making threads go talk to a girl :fishy:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: g00ru]
    #18752789 - 08/24/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Posting on the shroomery certainly is no way to do it. Go do something right now! It's Saturday night you could be having sex within hours!


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18752793 - 08/24/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Have you tried internet dating? How are we supposed to tell you if you are beyond hope without a picture!



yea i've tried a bunch of different apps and sites. no luck.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18752797 - 08/24/13 07:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Posting on the shroomery certainly is no way to do it. Go do something right now! It's Saturday night you could be having sex within hours!



yeah don't be like us. go into the world and find some :jailbait:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: dontknow]
    #18752803 - 08/24/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Oh i'll be off on the search for magnificent women soon. To seduce them the only way I know how.... the Robot :awedance:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18752812 - 08/24/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Will you teach me how to dougie?


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: dontknow]
    #18752819 - 08/24/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18753538 - 08/24/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not saying you won't get dates, but a good first impression is miles ahead of even the most decent looking profile.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Konyap]
    #18753655 - 08/25/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Find the guys with the most natural way with women and become their friend. 

Study the Pick Up Arts.

"Cocky Comedy" is great.

Download/watch the best PUA literature and movies.

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: flickedbic]
    #18753742 - 08/25/13 01:00 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Find the guys with the most natural way with women and become their friend. 

Study the Pick Up Arts.

"Cocky Comedy" is great.

Download/watch the best PUA literature and movies.

David DeAngelo, Mystery




Sorry to be contrary but no...

I used to sorta casually be into PUA but just no... It made me overthink everything and yeah it sometimes works kinda but It wasted a bunch of my time and energies thinking about stuff I don't really care about. Just treat people like people and put your best self out there. No need to overcomplicate things with routines, lines, and a bunch of vocabulary that only really socially awkward people that never get girls know.

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Lizard Eyes]
    #18753752 - 08/25/13 01:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Put your hands in the air if yous a true playa.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Lizard Eyes]
    #18753753 - 08/25/13 01:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

dafuck is PUA?


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18753853 - 08/25/13 02:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I thought today about what advice to give u, as I too am in college. I came up with this. You do not go hit on girls. You try to look sharp and confident about whoever you are. U wait for a girl to TALK TO YOU FIRST. This is how I always do it. When this happens to you, and it will, you will have a confidence boost because a girl is actually talking and interested in you. At this point you make you move. I'm telling you college is where the best/most available pussy is at. Make it happen, or send (your dick) pack in.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Magicman69]
    #18753923 - 08/25/13 02:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

it's nice if/when a girl does that, but i don't think it's good advice for op.

The best thing to do is to go get it, because it usually won't come to you.

Don't you remember that spongebob episode with plankton at the beach?
Plankton: Not in-sertive! [adult fish checks his watch then walks away] SpongeBob, you missed your chance! You've got to be aggressive to get the things you want! You're too soft!

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Magicman69]
    #18753933 - 08/25/13 02:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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At this point you make you move. I'm telling you college is where the best/most available pussy is at. Make it happen, or send (your dick) pack in.




This is exactly where OP is having problems.  "Make your move" only works if OP knows what moves to make.  He didn't get into college a kissless virgin if he could "make his move," know what I'm saying?  Might as well tell a drowning man to breathe.


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    #18753941 - 08/25/13 02:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

burn@op

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
    #18754168 - 08/25/13 06:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet

fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.




Why would you want to be in a relationship, having sex and being in love with only one person if you could have sex and be in love with many people simultaneously. I don't think the psychedelics you've been taking worked properly.

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Dawks]
    #18754207 - 08/25/13 06:44 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Dawks said:
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morrowasted said:
sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet

fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.




Why would you want to be in a relationship, having sex and being in love with only one person if you could have sex and be in love with many people simultaneously. I don't think the psychedelics you've been taking worked properly.

Open your mind to free love and polyamory man, cast off your monogamous shackles of oppression. :peace:




^^ You sound like you are still very young and inexperienced in life.  :rolleyes:

OP: When you stop trying, it will come to you. Or there's something wrong with you and your standards are unrealistic.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18754224 - 08/25/13 06:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Get yourself in good shape physically, get yourself some new clothes that are in style. Get a nice haircut. You can find lots of style tips online. Force yourself to say hi to girls and comment on something they are wearing and how it looks nice. Ask them if they'd like to have coffee/a drink/smoke a bowl.

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18754354 - 08/25/13 07:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I just transferred to a uni and have already noticed way more attractive girls here than where I use to live. All I do is pretty much smile, act friendly, and try not to care too much. They seem to do the rest:hi5:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Trippinhighman]
    #18754513 - 08/25/13 09:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What the fuck?  Seriously, if you don't know how to get laid, you've got bigger problems heading your way.  But.....if you want my advice, it's very simple.  I've fucked hundreds of girls with minimum effort. While it does help to be good looking, cockiness also goes a long way.  Once you realize that all girls are whores, it's much easier to talk to them.  So basically, talking to the nasty homeless girl or the hottest girl at your school is pretty much the same thing.  Don't fuck the homeless guy though.  Also, when you do holler at a girl, be original. Good luck.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Dawks]
    #18754631 - 08/25/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet

fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.




Why would you want to be in a relationship, having sex and being in love with only one person if you could have sex and be in love with many people simultaneously. I don't think the psychedelics you've been taking worked properly.

Open your mind to free love and polyamory man, cast off your monogamous shackles of oppression. :peace:



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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: morrowasted]
    #18754636 - 08/25/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet

fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.




Why would you want to be in a relationship, having sex and being in love with only one person if you could have sex and be in love with many people simultaneously. I don't think the psychedelics you've been taking worked properly.

Open your mind to free love and polyamory man, cast off your monogamous shackles of oppression. :peace:



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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #18754666 - 08/25/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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At this point you make you move. I'm telling you college is where the best/most available pussy is at. Make it happen, or send (your dick) pack in.




This is exactly where OP is having problems.  "Make your move" only works if OP knows what moves to make.  He didn't get into college a kissless virgin if he could "make his move," know what I'm saying?  Might as well tell a drowning man to breathe.



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At this point you make you move. I'm telling you college is where the best/most available pussy is at. Make it happen, or send (your dick) pack in.




This is exactly where OP is having problems.  "Make your move" only works if OP knows what moves to make.  He didn't get into college a kissless virgin if he could "make his move," know what I'm saying?  Might as well tell a drowning man to breathe.




this. i dont know what to actually do. dont know what to say to them, etc.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: azur]
    #18754667 - 08/25/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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What the fuck?  Seriously, if you don't know how to get laid, you've got bigger problems heading your way.  But.....if you want my advice, it's very simple.  I've fucked hundreds of girls with minimum effort. While it does help to be good looking, cockiness also goes a long way.  Once you realize that all girls are whores, it's much easier to talk to them.  So basically, talking to the nasty homeless girl or the hottest girl at your school is pretty much the same thing.  Don't fuck the homeless guy though.  Also, when you do holler at a girl, be original. Good luck.



so how do i be cocky towards them? like what would i say?


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18754728 - 08/25/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Just don't think of sex don't think of them as attractive think of it as them being lucky to get with you not the other way around.  Tease them a little.


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    #18754791 - 08/25/13 11:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Just don't think of sex don't think of them as attractive think of it as them being lucky to get with you not the other way around.  Tease them a little.




I think you'll come off as an idiot if you do that. Just think of both yourselves as on the same level.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18754829 - 08/25/13 11:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Like I told you before, as long as you're running around objectifying women in your mind with the intentions of them being only some kind of sexual object to you, you will continue to be the way you are around them... shy, not knowing what to say, etc, etc.

Someone right up there has it good advice, treat them as equals. But even more, go out trying to get to know some girls because they're human beings, not because they have a hole to put your dick in. Once you loose the intentions of purely getting laid, you will loose the nervous energy that these girls are picking up on and being driven away by.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18754839 - 08/25/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck a fat girl, though sometimes this is harder than it seems.  Lots of other people aim low, so sometimes fat girls have a higher self worth than they should.  Look for a fat girl with low self esteem, you won't be as nervous cause whats the worst that can happen?  Not getting to pound a jellyroll, not much to lose or gain.  Once you bang a fat girl you will see that sex isn't as special as people think it is before they have it.  That or just grow a pair of balls and talk to chicks like they are normal people.  Its like how you talk to some random guy you meet on the street.  Practice talking to random people, females or guys is good practice.  Being very sociable is a good way to get females whether or not you are talking to females.  Being good looking and socially awkward gets you nowhere, as you aren't going to get any vagina if you can't talk to a girl.  I would wait til you are a 21 year old virgin before banging a hooker.  Don't worry about the age either, its really not as big of a deal as everyone else your age makes it seem.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: fapjack]
    #18754854 - 08/25/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Fuck a fat girl




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jellyroll





This is disgraceful.

Don't fuck a prostitute and don't fuck a fat girl.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: s240779]
    #18754864 - 08/25/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Nothing wrong with fucking fat girls.


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    #18754871 - 08/25/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

fat girls need lovin too


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    #18754893 - 08/25/13 11:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:yarly:

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: rulesq]
    #18754908 - 08/25/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

To buy things that will temporarily give themselves the self worth their fathers never gave them.


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    #18754913 - 08/25/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I hear they :blowjob: real well


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    #18754921 - 08/25/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

become more sociable be romantic and spontaneous get to know the chick you plan on courting plan a surprise and let the sexual attraction build naturally the time will come don't rush it


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    #18754922 - 08/25/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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    #18754924 - 08/25/13 11:51 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Bobby,  Don't put pussy way up on a pedestal.  You won't be able to reach it.  Many folks have been telling you this in different words.  Treating girls as equals is great advice.  They will feel special for being recognized.  Also, you need to show confidence. Practice any time that you can with any girl.  You will quickly see that you have nothing to loose by complimenting somebody etc.  Good luck man. :peace:


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    #18754929 - 08/25/13 11:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

This is some sound advice.


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    #18754936 - 08/25/13 11:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18754959 - 08/25/13 12:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Be careful about exuding confidence while trying to treat them as quals though.


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I hear they :blowjob: real well



seriously dude. fat girls give good head





Because they're throats become stretched. Heather from ideepthroat.com in a "how to" video she made says that deepthroating depends on the girl's physiology and that some girls simply can't deepthroat. Although I believe many can with practice. However there are certain girls who can literally turn their mouths into a bottomless pit.1 2 Note that many slim girls are perfectly capable of deepthroating (including both examples below), it's just that being fat gives some girls an advantage who otherwise would have trouble.


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    #18755064 - 08/25/13 12:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Be careful about exuding confidence while trying to treat them as equals though.




:whatshesaid:

You need to pet them, but they aren't equals. We just give them jobs to give them a false sense of confidence and in return we can fuck our secretaries. Women know their place, don't be a sissy and treat them otherwise.
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    #18755073 - 08/25/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Be careful about exuding confidence while trying to treat them as equals though.




:whatshesaid:

You need to pet them, but they aren't equals. We just give them jobs to give them a false sense of confidence and in return we can fuck our secretaries. Women know their place, don't be a sissy and treat them otherwise.
Their filthy black gaping holes or fishy pieces of roast beef require both conditioning and love, you just need find a balance.



Sounds like something "Satanschild" would say


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18755124 - 08/25/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Confidence and cocky coincide. Like doobie doob said, let them think they're lucky to be hanging with you. 
Do not ever fuck a fat girl.  Ugly girl with hot body is good.  Hookers are good too, but not for your first time. You'd be hooked on hookers for sure.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: azur]
    #18755128 - 08/25/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Confidence and cocky coincide. Like doobie doob said, let them think they're lucky to be hanging with you. 
Do not ever fuck a fat girl.  Ugly girl with hot body is good.  Hookers are good too, but not for your first time. You'd be hooked on hookers for sure.




First part is good advice but fuck whoever you want man! Someones gotta bang the fattys better you then me:shirtlesssoldier:


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18755229 - 08/25/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

OP try not masturbating for a month, and definitely NO PORN.

Research:  "nofap"


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #18755252 - 08/25/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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OP try not masturbating for a month, and definitely NO PORN.

Research:  "nofap"


ive done this before, only effects were increased boner activity


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18755261 - 08/25/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Dude what are you good at and what do you enjoy? Do these things regularly publicly to display how fertile you are and worthy of a mate.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: HuHEN]
    #18755266 - 08/25/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Dude what are you good at and what do you enjoy? Do these things regularly publicly to display how fertile you are and worthy of a mate.



my main hobby is lifting. besides that i dont do a whole lot.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: BobbyMcgee]
    #18755283 - 08/25/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Social interactions are a learned behavior.
What's the best way to learn?  Trials and tribulations... PRACTICE.
OP get a job in retail sales, and I don't mean hustling drugs either.  Be a floor salesman somewhere like Best Buy or a car dealership.  Something that requires you to initiate conversation, build rapport, and close a sale with random people.  You'll learn two things:  You won't make a sale every time and the more sales you make you start to learn (there's that learn word again) what works and what doesn't.  And you'll eventually build up confidence in your approach, which will boost sales a lot more.  Customers like a confident salesman, even if the confidence is bullshit, it works.

This analogy easily applies to getting laid.  Fucking practice and don't worry about failing because I guarantee you'll strike out more than a few times just like you won't make a sale every time.


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    #18755294 - 08/25/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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OP try not masturbating for a month, and definitely NO PORN.

Research:  "nofap"





It's extremely hard. I can't go more than one day.


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    #18755296 - 08/25/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It is true what they say.... practice makes very good


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: s240779]
    #18755620 - 08/25/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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OP try not masturbating for a month, and definitely NO PORN.

Research:  "nofap"





It's extremely hard. I can't go more than one day.



damn dude. I have to force myself to masturbate these days.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
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OP try not masturbating for a month, and definitely NO PORN.

Research:  "nofap"





It's extremely hard. I can't go more than one day.



damn dude. I have to force myself to masturbate these days.




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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18755836 - 08/25/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wow, what situations call for that?

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    #18756099 - 08/25/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Horny hostage takers.


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Re: How to get laid in college? [Re: s240779]
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OP try not masturbating for a month, and definitely NO PORN.

Research:  "nofap"





It's extremely hard. I can't go more than one day.




nofap only made me a sexually frustrated asshole.  with lots of energy to go around being a dick to everyone


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    #18756205 - 08/25/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

OP's obsession with women as things to put his wiener into probably stems from some sort of porn idealism.  Being that porn is the only sexual interaction with a female he's ever had and he's old enough to be in college, it only makes sense why he's like that.  I think if he broke the porn habit, he'd have a healthier outlook on this whole thing.


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    #18756232 - 08/25/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That sounds extremely stereotypical and callous.

Are you a girl? Your writing style doesn't really come off as female in your post.


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    #18756596 - 08/25/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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DSHSB



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I am a 19 year old kissless virgin, college sophmore. I want to get girls and fuck them.


any tips





cover yourself in glitter and stand out in the sunlight, the girls will come running


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    #18757763 - 08/25/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Wow, what situations call for that?

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I felt I was in need of a dopamine/serotonin boost :lol:


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sounds like you have a bad attitude. Why dont you want a relationship? being in love is better than getting your dick wet

fuck romantic dinners. if you find a girl you're compatible with, you go hiking in the woods and smoke a joint. you go bowling. you go putt putting. you go to a pool hall. you try to have fun. girls are people too, and they have interesting things to say sometimes.




Why would you want to be in a relationship, having sex and being in love with only one person if you could have sex and be in love with many people simultaneously. I don't think the psychedelics you've been taking worked properly.

Open your mind to free love and polyamory man, cast off your monogamous shackles of oppression. :peace:



funny, I don't feel oppressed.




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    #18758366 - 08/26/13 02:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

OP don't fuck anyone you wouldn't have mother your children.


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    #19031603 - 10/25/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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OP don't fuck anyone you wouldn't have mother your children.




:awkwardconfusion:

But.... there are so many hot chicks that I would NEVER want to mother my children....


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