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ModestMouse
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
#18750600 - 08/24/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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He ate the entire thing. SHIT PUDDING!
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Konyap

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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18750609 - 08/24/13 08:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shit on a shingle is what they used to give out in the navy, people would rather eat the stuff off a desert isle then eat that crap bread with grit on it.
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ModestMouse
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Konyap]
#18750620 - 08/24/13 09:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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My buddy shipped out 2 weeks ago. I told him to prepare to come back a butt pirate.
The navy seems to have a fascination with butts... and penises
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18750626 - 08/24/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
ModestMouse said: Mine was an informational packet about robots.
After doing my business at a public bathroom I realized there was no toilet paper and so I panicked and then realized some good Samaritan had pre-shredded this info packet for his personal use and left some for me 
So I painfully wiped my ass with very rigid and smooth packet paper.
How bout yous?
had the same idea to make a thread about strangest thing you ever used to wipe your semen off yourself 3 days ago. I decided not to as it was a bit too weird for me.
Strangest thing I ever used to wipe my ass with was graded homework from school that I had in my pocket. I also tried to wipe my ass with a ziplock bag, it didn't work at all.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18750632 - 08/24/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nothing like your friend coming back with some experiance from battle hardened vets
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Adden] 3
#18750644 - 08/24/13 09:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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a swan.
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morrowasted
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: druqs]
#18750771 - 08/24/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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big ass leaf. someone cut my coke with laxative and I couldn't wait until I got home to bust out a line (was walking through wooded area)
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TwinEclipse
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: morrowasted]
#18750835 - 08/24/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol....napkins....
not comfortable.....dry as frozen fudge
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ModestMouse
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TwinEclipse]
#18750844 - 08/24/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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You think napkins was bad?

My friend used his hand once. He was so drunk he didnt realize he forgot to grab the toilet paper
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18750853 - 08/24/13 10:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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TwinEclipse
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18750859 - 08/24/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
ModestMouse said: You think napkins was bad?

My friend used his hand once. He was so drunk he didnt realize he forgot to grab the toilet paper
oh my goodness. Now THAT is uncomfortable. His had must have smelled the next morning
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TwinEclipse]
#18750862 - 08/24/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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OMG, so funny!
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
#18750976 - 08/24/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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The napkins from my wedding... at my wedding.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: mathieu]
#18750989 - 08/24/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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This thread is not nearly as interesting as the strangest thing that's come out of my ass.
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psychodelia
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
#18751000 - 08/24/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Another mans penis. I shat and realised there was no toilet paper so this guy was polite enough to wipe the shit off my ass hole with his dick. What a nice fella.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
#18751011 - 08/24/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah rocks and pinecones I used a bone once too.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Adden]
#18753150 - 08/24/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dystopia said:
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nicechrisman said: I wiped my dick after sexy time on the curtains for the door of a cabin me and my ex were staying in at a Washington state park.
Oh great you're one of those guys.
I assure you there was nothing else available to wipe it on. It was pretty much my only option
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18753591 - 08/24/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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$5
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18753596 - 08/24/13 11:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've only done the old tear up the paper roll it comes on and use that, I'm glad I read someone mentioned to crumple it up first I never thought of that! Running out of sux.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18753604 - 08/24/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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a lolly wrapper.
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