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InvisibleModestMouse
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18750600 - 08/24/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

He ate the entire thing. SHIT PUDDING!


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750609 - 08/24/13 08:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Shit on a shingle is what they used to give out in the navy, people would rather eat the stuff off a desert isle then eat that crap bread with grit on it.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Konyap]
    #18750620 - 08/24/13 09:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My buddy shipped out 2 weeks ago. I told him to prepare to come back a butt pirate.

The navy seems to have a fascination with butts... and penises :shrug:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750626 - 08/24/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:
Mine was an informational packet about robots.

After doing my business at a public bathroom I realized there was no toilet paper and so I panicked and then realized some good Samaritan had pre-shredded this info packet for his personal use and left some for me :highfive:

So I painfully wiped my ass with very rigid and smooth packet paper.


How bout yous?




had the same idea to make a thread about strangest thing you ever used to wipe your semen off yourself 3 days ago.  I decided not to as it was a bit too weird for me.

Strangest thing I ever used to wipe my ass with was graded homework from school that I had in my pocket.  I also tried to wipe my ass with a ziplock bag, it didn't work at all.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750632 - 08/24/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Nothing like your friend coming back with some experiance from battle hardened vets:rolleyes:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Adden] * 3
    #18750644 - 08/24/13 09:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

a swan.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: druqs]
    #18750771 - 08/24/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

big ass leaf. someone cut my coke with laxative and I couldn't wait until I got home to bust out a line (was walking through wooded area)


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: morrowasted]
    #18750835 - 08/24/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Lol....napkins....

:lol: not comfortable.....dry as frozen fudge


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TwinEclipse]
    #18750844 - 08/24/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You think napkins was bad?


:goodluckwiththat:

My friend used his hand once. He was so drunk he didnt realize he forgot to grab the toilet paper


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750853 - 08/24/13 10:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750859 - 08/24/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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You think napkins was bad?


:goodluckwiththat:

My friend used his hand once. He was so drunk he didnt realize he forgot to grab the toilet paper




:rofl2: oh my goodness. Now THAT is uncomfortable.  His had must have smelled the next morning


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TwinEclipse]
    #18750862 - 08/24/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lmafo: OMG, so funny!


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18750976 - 08/24/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The napkins from my wedding... at my wedding.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: mathieu]
    #18750989 - 08/24/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

This thread is not nearly as interesting as the strangest thing that's come out of my ass.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18751000 - 08/24/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Another mans penis. I shat and realised there was no toilet paper so this guy was polite enough to wipe the shit off my ass hole with his dick. What a nice fella.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18751011 - 08/24/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

yeah rocks and pinecones I used a bone once too.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Adden]
    #18753150 - 08/24/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Dystopia said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
I wiped my dick after sexy time on the curtains for the door of a cabin me and my ex were staying in at a Washington state park.




Oh great you're one of those guys.



I assure you there was nothing else available to wipe it on. It was pretty much my only option :shrug:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18753591 - 08/24/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

$5


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18753596 - 08/24/13 11:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I've only done the old tear up the paper roll it comes on and use that, I'm glad I read someone mentioned to crumple it up first I never thought of that!  Running out of :tp: sux.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18753604 - 08/24/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

a lolly wrapper.


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