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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #18749936 - 08/24/13 01:45 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The Internet.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #18750084 - 08/24/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

this is no joke

snow


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: trippinballs420]
    #18750175 - 08/24/13 04:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Boxers while on dmt.


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Invisibleblood4blood
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: lil_demented]
    #18750369 - 08/24/13 07:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
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aiyobro said:
3 seashells.




Lol. Did you just scoop it clean?  :lol:




you obviously don't know how to use the three seashells


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750372 - 08/24/13 07:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I wiped my dick after sexy time on the curtains for the door of a cabin me and my ex were staying in at a Washington state park.

I can't really think of weird things I've wiped my ass with. Maybe leaves?


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18750386 - 08/24/13 07:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
I wiped my dick after sexy time on the curtains for the door of a cabin me and my ex were staying in at a Washington state park.




Oh great you're one of those guys.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Adden]
    #18750418 - 08/24/13 07:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I once used a couple pieces of wonder bread worked like a charm.:crazy2:


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InvisibleModestMouse
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TooMuch3]
    #18750421 - 08/24/13 07:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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TooMuch3 said:
I once used a couple pieces of wonder bread worked like a charm.:crazy2:



Did you finish the deed by eating the evidence?


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750495 - 08/24/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

^^This.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750496 - 08/24/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Snow. In the wilderness, a ball of snow makes for great toilet paper. It clumps up feces and leaves your butt feeling numbly clean! :thumbup:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #18750497 - 08/24/13 08:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

^^^^^This.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18750503 - 08/24/13 08:28 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:justno:

I'd rather wipe my ass with tickets for swearing.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Konyap]
    #18750506 - 08/24/13 08:29 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What is THIS?^^^


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18750522 - 08/24/13 08:33 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I've had to use the cardboard tube the toilet paper is rolled on, while on dmt. The secret is to soften it up by crumpling it, first..


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: RedSnapper]
    #18750533 - 08/24/13 08:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Oh shit no I did not eat the shit shingles....:tongue2:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TooMuch3]
    #18750560 - 08/24/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TooMuch3 said:
Oh shit no I did not eat the shit shingles....:tongue2:



No pun intended. Obviously


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750571 - 08/24/13 08:45 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lmafo:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TooMuch3]
    #18750583 - 08/24/13 08:51 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Learn to the reply function..


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: RedSnapper]
    #18750592 - 08/24/13 08:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:devito:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750598 - 08/24/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Back when one of my mates house was like a non-stop crack den full of people on mephedrone I used the yellow pages a few times, as the most basic commodities only seem to last a few hours.. It's not much different than using real cheap toilet paper.. it flushes too :tongue:.


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