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Burke Dennings
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#18749936 - 08/24/13 01:45 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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The Internet.
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trippinballs420
Samall Johnson



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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#18750084 - 08/24/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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this is no joke
snow
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deadwk
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: trippinballs420]
#18750175 - 08/24/13 04:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Boxers while on dmt.
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blood4blood
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: lil_demented]
#18750369 - 08/24/13 07:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
lil_demented said:
Quote:
aiyobro said: 3 seashells.
Lol. Did you just scoop it clean? 
you obviously don't know how to use the three seashells
a river
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nicechrisman
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18750372 - 08/24/13 07:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wiped my dick after sexy time on the curtains for the door of a cabin me and my ex were staying in at a Washington state park.
I can't really think of weird things I've wiped my ass with. Maybe leaves?
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: nicechrisman]
#18750386 - 08/24/13 07:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
nicechrisman said: I wiped my dick after sexy time on the curtains for the door of a cabin me and my ex were staying in at a Washington state park.
Oh great you're one of those guys.
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TooMuch3
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Adden]
#18750418 - 08/24/13 07:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I once used a couple pieces of wonder bread worked like a charm.
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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TooMuch3]
#18750421 - 08/24/13 07:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
TooMuch3 said: I once used a couple pieces of wonder bread worked like a charm.
Did you finish the deed by eating the evidence?
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OldHam


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18750495 - 08/24/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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^^This.
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KingKnowledge
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18750496 - 08/24/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Snow. In the wilderness, a ball of snow makes for great toilet paper. It clumps up feces and leaves your butt feeling numbly clean!
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OldHam


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: KingKnowledge]
#18750497 - 08/24/13 08:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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^^^^^This.
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
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Konyap

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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
#18750503 - 08/24/13 08:28 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'd rather wipe my ass with tickets for swearing.
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OldHam


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Konyap]
#18750506 - 08/24/13 08:29 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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What is THIS?^^^
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RedSnapper
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
#18750522 - 08/24/13 08:33 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've had to use the cardboard tube the toilet paper is rolled on, while on dmt. The secret is to soften it up by crumpling it, first..
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TooMuch3
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: RedSnapper]
#18750533 - 08/24/13 08:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh shit no I did not eat the shit shingles....
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ModestMouse
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TooMuch3]
#18750560 - 08/24/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
TooMuch3 said: Oh shit no I did not eat the shit shingles....
No pun intended. Obviously
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OldHam


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18750571 - 08/24/13 08:45 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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RedSnapper
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TooMuch3]
#18750583 - 08/24/13 08:51 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Learn to the reply function..
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OldHam


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: RedSnapper]
#18750592 - 08/24/13 08:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cepheus
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18750598 - 08/24/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Back when one of my mates house was like a non-stop crack den full of people on mephedrone I used the yellow pages a few times, as the most basic commodities only seem to last a few hours.. It's not much different than using real cheap toilet paper.. it flushes too .
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