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Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe * 1
    #18749814 - 08/24/13 12:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A bit of crushed red pepper (not that powdered shit)

A good few table spoons of this shit

Italian seasoning

Garlic (powdered works here)

Salt and pepper

A few drips of honey

and of course, an avacado.

Very basic, and tastes fucking awesome.
They honey really makes it.
Mush it all up and eat it with some chips, or spread it on a BLT.

Best guac i've ever had!
Add salsa if you want, but I don't like salsa in my guacamole.

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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: MrHill]
    #18749841 - 08/24/13 12:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Where is the lime??
Ive never tried guac without lime.


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18749844 - 08/24/13 12:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Never tried it with lime.
I'll try that next time!
I'm also thinking about adding a little tomato to it.. We'll see..


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: MrHill] * 1
    #18749847 - 08/24/13 01:00 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Lime and tomato are standard in my recipe. Just recently started adding salsa sometines.

I prefer chopped onions to garlic but to each his own. Next time I may try this recipe and see if it holds its ownagainst my current one.


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18749852 - 08/24/13 01:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That costco and trader joes seasoning is killer.


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: MrHill]
    #18749877 - 08/24/13 01:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A couple tablespoons of seasoning and ONE avocado? Que?


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: koods]
    #18749879 - 08/24/13 01:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Like 5 or 6 lol


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: MrHill]
    #18749959 - 08/24/13 01:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Parrott said:
A bit of crushed red pepper (not that powdered shit)


Garlic (powdered works here)






wtf is this blasphemy? crush fresh red pepper but use fucking freeze dried garlic in a jar? As if it's hard to dice some garlic cloves!


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: Shroomism]
    #18749964 - 08/24/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

Parrott said:
A bit of crushed red pepper (not that powdered shit)


Garlic (powdered works here)






wtf is this blasphemy? crush fresh red pepper but use fucking freeze dried garlic in a jar? As if it's hard to dice some garlic cloves!




This.

You're also missing the all important diced tomatoes, lime, and, fresh jalapenos instead of crushed red pepper.



You might also want to try and come up with your own spice mix instead of prepackaged "21 seasoning salute." What you posted isn't really a recipe as much as plain guac with some random spices thrown in there.


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: kr0nik0] * 1
    #18749976 - 08/24/13 02:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yikes, what's with all the hate??
This is my recipe. Go post your own recipe if you want!


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: MrHill] * 1
    #18750004 - 08/24/13 02:24 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Honey? Hm, I'll have to try that out next time. Thanks.


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: OldHam]
    #18750007 - 08/24/13 02:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

For sure! It adds a nice sweetness to combat the spicy saltiness of the dish haha


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: MrHill]
    #18750094 - 08/24/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Guess that's why no lime.
That'd be a weird combination...
Lime and honey? Like lime-aide guac?


Anyways, I'm trying it next time, so...

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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: MrHill]
    #18750124 - 08/24/13 03:28 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Yikes, what's with all the hate??
This is my recipe. Go post your own recipe if you want!




I was just messing with you, no hate. Just :love:

If that's how you like your guac, more power to you. The only thing that is really essential tho is adding lime. Not only because of taste, but because it keeps the avocado that nice green color for a day instead of a couple hours. The acidity prevents the avocado from browning.


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: kr0nik0]
    #18750270 - 08/24/13 06:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

OP's recipe got shit on :lol:


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: kr0nik0]
    #18751019 - 08/24/13 11:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Not only because of taste, but because it keeps the avocado that nice green color for a day instead of a couple hours. The acidity prevents the avocado from browning.




Ah yes, I've heard you can do that to fruit likes apples to keep them from oxidizing... Interesting. I think i'm out of lime juice anyways..


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: MrHill]
    #18751060 - 08/24/13 11:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Add a bit of fresh chopped cilantro too.

I second the fresh:
lime
minced garlic
diced onions
diced tomatoes

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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: unknown1123]
    #18751077 - 08/24/13 11:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Take out your seasonings
Your Italian seasoning

Your Garlic (powdered works here)

Your Salt and pepper

Your few drips of honey

and of course, your avacado.


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Add:
3 Haas avocados, halved, seeded and peeled
1 lime, juiced
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1/2 medium onion, diced
1/2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced
2 Roma tomatoes, seeded and diced
1 tablespoon chopped cilantro
1 clove garlic, minced

In a large bowl place the scooped avocado pulp and lime juice, toss to coat. Drain, and reserve
the lime juice, after all of the avocados have been coated. Using a potato masher add the salt,
cumin, and cayenne and mash. Then, fold in the onions, jalapeno, tomatoes, cilantro, and garlic.
Add 1 tablespoon of the reserved lime juice. Let sit at room temperature for 1 hour and then serve.

Guacamole. It's fucking rocket science, dude.
Also, a squirt of Worcestershire Sauce.


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: OldHam] * 1
    #18751091 - 08/24/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I think you guys are missing the point here..
I've made guacamole a lot of different ways before..
Using lime, tomatoes, basil, onion, salsa, hot sauce, olives, mango, and a plethora of other stuff.
This is just one recipe, that's a bit different from the others because it has different ingredients..
Sure, you guys can substitute some shit for other shit, but if you do that it won't be FAMOUS PARROTT'S GUACAMOLE RECIPE!
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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: MrHill]
    #18751137 - 08/24/13 11:37 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: MrHill]
    #18751195 - 08/24/13 11:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So is Parrott Famous, or Parrott's Guacamole?

Because I haven't heard of either... :confused:  . . . :peace:


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: vinsue]
    #18751727 - 08/24/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Well obviously you don't live in my house.....


So much hate on dis thread :frown:


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: MrHill]
    #18751761 - 08/24/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The honey idea seems like it could be interesting. But fresh ingredients over dried spices always for me. And it just seems so wrong to not have onion, jalapeno, lime and cilantro. Those are what makes it for me. :crazy2:


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Re: Famous Parrott's Guacamole Recipe [Re: MrHill] * 1
    #18751811 - 08/24/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Well obviously you don't live in my house.....


So much hate on dis thread :frown:





So much hate (and little in-groups) on this site. :uhoh: :deepman:


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