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OfflineShroomPuncher
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Throat Punch
    #18749691 - 08/23/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You can throat punch one person in this world and walk away with no consequences. Actor, politician, shroomerite, anyone. Who and why? Get creative. My pick:




I don't feel any explanation is necessary.


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: ShroomPuncher] * 2
    #18749693 - 08/24/13 12:00 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

thread sux


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: Sheekle]
    #18749710 - 08/24/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My dad.


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18749726 - 08/24/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

God.


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #18749728 - 08/24/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Luvdemboomer's dad.


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: luvdemboomers] * 2
    #18749732 - 08/24/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sheekle  :classictroll:


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #18749742 - 08/24/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My dad too to get him back, fucking dickhead


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: Konyap] * 2
    #18749747 - 08/24/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Then I guess I'll punch aiyobro's dad, too...


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18749749 - 08/24/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
thread sux





:woah: Well I'm not sure how I feel about flo anymore....


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: ShroomPuncher]
    #18749759 - 08/24/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sheekle


jk dont hate me plz


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: MrHill]
    #18749889 - 08/24/13 01:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My cat. Only sometimes.  He squalls and cries a lot.


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: ShroomPuncher]
    #18749897 - 08/24/13 01:24 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ShroomPuncher said:
You can throat punch one person in this world and walk away with no consequences. Actor, politician, shroomerite, anyone. Who and why? Get creative. My pick:




I don't feel any explanation is necessary.




You should see the movie Melvin Goes to Dinner it might change your mind.


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: ShroomPuncher]
    #18749951 - 08/24/13 01:53 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'd auction off my one punch and do it for hire.
$150 and I'll punch anyone you want... twice


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: ShroomPuncher]
    #18750018 - 08/24/13 02:29 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Whoever the current head of the DEA is at the time

Question, can you wear brass knuckles?


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18750155 - 08/24/13 03:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Throat Punch [Re: Fox7]
    #18751058 - 08/24/13 11:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Throat Punch [Re: ShroomPuncher] * 2
    #18751114 - 08/24/13 11:30 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ShroomPuncher said:
You can throat punch one person in this world and walk away with no consequences. Actor, politician, shroomerite, anyone. Who and why? Get creative. My pick:




I don't feel any explanation is necessary.



more like throat fuck, amirite? :derfase:


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: Salomon]
    #18751130 - 08/24/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:beatjesus:      Jesus needs a good throat punch, too pay for all of the our sins and stuff.


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: Salomon]
    #18751141 - 08/24/13 11:39 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

ShroomPuncher said:
You can throat punch one person in this world and walk away with no consequences. Actor, politician, shroomerite, anyone. Who and why? Get creative. My pick:




I don't feel any explanation is necessary.



more like throat fuck, amirite? :derfase:






I was thinking a combination of the two? In no particular order, of course.


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: ShroomPuncher]
    #18751173 - 08/24/13 11:49 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

there's a lot of people i'd love to throat punch but i'll go ahead and back OP

that bitch flo needs a throat punch and then a curb stomping


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: ShroomPuncher]
    #18751180 - 08/24/13 11:51 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My local congressman. Also my dad but he is in prison so he is getting his throat punched by big cocks daily. If he is still alive if not he is worm food. His biggest accomplishment.


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: trekie] * 1
    #18751235 - 08/24/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Damn OP. Sex would be amazing with that woman if her words and actions were scripted like on TV

For me though, it would probably be Dick Cheney.


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: YSHServant] * 3
    #18751242 - 08/24/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Obama.


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: trekie]
    #18751300 - 08/24/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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My local congressman. Also my dad but he is in prison so he is getting his throat punched by big cocks daily. If he is still alive if not he is worm food. His biggest accomplishment.




:ohshitman:



I really don't hate anyone enough to inflict violence upon them... but if I had to choose, I'd throat punch the fuck out of m night shyamalan for ruining the avatar movie.


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18751302 - 08/24/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Obama.



isn't that treason?

why the president?
cus he blak yo?


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: I R Crankey]
    #18751312 - 08/24/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

I R Crankey said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Obama.



isn't that treason?

why the president?
cus he blak yo?







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Re: Throat Punch [Re: eMpire420] * 3
    #18751404 - 08/24/13 12:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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eMpire420 said:
Quote:

I R Crankey said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Obama.



isn't that treason?

why the president?
cus he blak yo?












:trollmove:


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: Salomon]
    #18751431 - 08/24/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

ShroomPuncher said:
You can throat punch one person in this world and walk away with no consequences. Actor, politician, shroomerite, anyone. Who and why? Get creative. My pick:




I don't feel any explanation is necessary.



more like throat fuck, amirite? :derfase:



:blowjob: :lol:


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: Salomon]
    #18751433 - 08/24/13 01:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

dont you get banned for posting only emotes?

zappa "should be shot dead for treason". :zappaisgod:


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Re: Throat Punch [Re: I R Crankey]
    #18751914 - 08/24/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

I R Crankey said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Obama.



isn't that treason?

why the president?
cus he blak yo?




I'll wait 'til he's out of office then do it because he's a race baiter.  Like you.


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