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InvisibleModestMouse
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Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with?
    #18749379 - 08/23/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Mine was an informational packet about robots.

After doing my business at a public bathroom I realized there was no toilet paper and so I panicked and then realized some good Samaritan had pre-shredded this info packet for his personal use and left some for me :highfive:

So I painfully wiped my ass with very rigid and smooth packet paper.


How bout yous?


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse] * 5
    #18749380 - 08/23/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

thread sux


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18749387 - 08/23/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:woah:

What was it for you bud?


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18749394 - 08/23/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

2-ply toilet paper. Fucking atrocious invention if you ask me


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18749395 - 08/23/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I once used a maxi pad. No idea why it was in the men's room though. Didn't ask questions...too thankful.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #18749403 - 08/23/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

goldcaphunter said:
I once used a maxi pad. No idea why it was in the men's room though. Didn't ask questions...too thankful.



:handth:  :lol:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18749407 - 08/23/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A leaf.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Ballerium] * 1
    #18749410 - 08/23/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

just one?


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
    #18749416 - 08/23/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Multiple leaves


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: volcomstoner] * 2
    #18749421 - 08/23/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

volcomstoner said:
just one?




It was a big leaf.

I guess I should clarify that I was only wiping away piss with said leaf. :lol:


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Edited by Ballerium (08/23/13 10:51 PM)


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18749426 - 08/23/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

a sock


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: lazyfingers]
    #18749440 - 08/23/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

corn husk maybe?:laugh:

Shorty:peace:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Shortknight]
    #18749463 - 08/23/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

ive used a sock and a pair of underwear too:lol:

I remember as a small child my cousin had the shits bad and we were out in the desert so he ended up wiping his ass with an old coors 12 pack carton.i distinctly remember seeing the 12 pack after he was done and pieces of it had green shit on it and that tripped me out.i hadn't ever seen green shit before


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18749473 - 08/23/13 10:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A beer case... that's pretty impressive.

Did he try to soften it up first?


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse] * 3
    #18749622 - 08/23/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yer mums tongue.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: The Phleg] * 4
    #18749674 - 08/23/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

" I wipe my ass with the constitution"
                                                - The U.S. government


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #18749690 - 08/23/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A fresh oak leaf. On the banks of Lake Superior. I got back in the car and everyone said I smelled like shit. I guess it didn't work so well.

My grandpa grew up in Southern IL. Not much going on down there around those times. His cousin from the city came to visit. When the cousin was shitting in the outhouse they gave him poison ivy to wipe his as with. They said his balls swelled up like the size of plums. Pretty mean, but i bet it was god damn funny at the time though.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: LustyLocks]
    #18749856 - 08/24/13 01:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Pine cone and a leaf. Worked pretty good.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: lil_demented] * 2
    #18749888 - 08/24/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

3 seashells.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Konyap]
    #18749894 - 08/24/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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aiyobro said:
3 seashells.




Lol. Did you just scoop it clean?  :lol:


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