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Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with?
    #18749379 - 08/23/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Mine was an informational packet about robots.

After doing my business at a public bathroom I realized there was no toilet paper and so I panicked and then realized some good Samaritan had pre-shredded this info packet for his personal use and left some for me :highfive:

So I painfully wiped my ass with very rigid and smooth packet paper.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse] * 5
    #18749380 - 08/23/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18749387 - 08/23/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:woah:

What was it for you bud?


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18749394 - 08/23/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

2-ply toilet paper. Fucking atrocious invention if you ask me


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18749395 - 08/23/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I once used a maxi pad. No idea why it was in the men's room though. Didn't ask questions...too thankful.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #18749403 - 08/23/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I once used a maxi pad. No idea why it was in the men's room though. Didn't ask questions...too thankful.



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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18749407 - 08/23/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A leaf.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Ballerium] * 1
    #18749410 - 08/23/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

just one?


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: volcomstoner] * 1
    #18749416 - 08/23/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Multiple leaves


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: volcomstoner] * 2
    #18749421 - 08/23/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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just one?




It was a big leaf.

I guess I should clarify that I was only wiping away piss with said leaf. :lol:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18749426 - 08/23/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

a sock


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: lazyfingers]
    #18749440 - 08/23/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

corn husk maybe?:laugh:

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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Shortknight]
    #18749463 - 08/23/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

ive used a sock and a pair of underwear too:lol:

I remember as a small child my cousin had the shits bad and we were out in the desert so he ended up wiping his ass with an old coors 12 pack carton.i distinctly remember seeing the 12 pack after he was done and pieces of it had green shit on it and that tripped me out.i hadn't ever seen green shit before


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18749473 - 08/23/13 10:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A beer case... that's pretty impressive.

Did he try to soften it up first?


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse] * 3
    #18749622 - 08/23/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yer mums tongue.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: The Phleg] * 4
    #18749674 - 08/23/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

" I wipe my ass with the constitution"
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #18749690 - 08/23/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A fresh oak leaf. On the banks of Lake Superior. I got back in the car and everyone said I smelled like shit. I guess it didn't work so well.

My grandpa grew up in Southern IL. Not much going on down there around those times. His cousin from the city came to visit. When the cousin was shitting in the outhouse they gave him poison ivy to wipe his as with. They said his balls swelled up like the size of plums. Pretty mean, but i bet it was god damn funny at the time though.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: LustyLocks]
    #18749856 - 08/24/13 01:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Pine cone and a leaf. Worked pretty good.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: lil_demented] * 2
    #18749888 - 08/24/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

3 seashells.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Konyap]
    #18749894 - 08/24/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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3 seashells.




Lol. Did you just scoop it clean?  :lol:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #18749936 - 08/24/13 01:45 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The Internet.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #18750084 - 08/24/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

this is no joke

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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: trippinballs420]
    #18750175 - 08/24/13 04:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Boxers while on dmt.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: lil_demented]
    #18750369 - 08/24/13 07:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

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3 seashells.




Lol. Did you just scoop it clean?  :lol:




you obviously don't know how to use the three seashells


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750372 - 08/24/13 07:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I wiped my dick after sexy time on the curtains for the door of a cabin me and my ex were staying in at a Washington state park.

I can't really think of weird things I've wiped my ass with. Maybe leaves?


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18750386 - 08/24/13 07:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I wiped my dick after sexy time on the curtains for the door of a cabin me and my ex were staying in at a Washington state park.




Oh great you're one of those guys.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Adden]
    #18750418 - 08/24/13 07:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I once used a couple pieces of wonder bread worked like a charm.:crazy2:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TooMuch3]
    #18750421 - 08/24/13 07:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I once used a couple pieces of wonder bread worked like a charm.:crazy2:



Did you finish the deed by eating the evidence?


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750495 - 08/24/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

^^This.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750496 - 08/24/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Snow. In the wilderness, a ball of snow makes for great toilet paper. It clumps up feces and leaves your butt feeling numbly clean! :thumbup:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #18750497 - 08/24/13 08:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

^^^^^This.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18750503 - 08/24/13 08:28 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:justno:

I'd rather wipe my ass with tickets for swearing.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Konyap]
    #18750506 - 08/24/13 08:29 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What is THIS?^^^


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18750522 - 08/24/13 08:33 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I've had to use the cardboard tube the toilet paper is rolled on, while on dmt. The secret is to soften it up by crumpling it, first..


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: RedSnapper]
    #18750533 - 08/24/13 08:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Oh shit no I did not eat the shit shingles....:tongue2:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TooMuch3]
    #18750560 - 08/24/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Oh shit no I did not eat the shit shingles....:tongue2:



No pun intended. Obviously


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750571 - 08/24/13 08:45 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lmafo:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TooMuch3]
    #18750583 - 08/24/13 08:51 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Learn to the reply function..


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: RedSnapper]
    #18750592 - 08/24/13 08:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:devito:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750598 - 08/24/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Back when one of my mates house was like a non-stop crack den full of people on mephedrone I used the yellow pages a few times, as the most basic commodities only seem to last a few hours.. It's not much different than using real cheap toilet paper.. it flushes too :tongue:.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18750600 - 08/24/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

He ate the entire thing. SHIT PUDDING!


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750609 - 08/24/13 08:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Shit on a shingle is what they used to give out in the navy, people would rather eat the stuff off a desert isle then eat that crap bread with grit on it.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Konyap]
    #18750620 - 08/24/13 09:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My buddy shipped out 2 weeks ago. I told him to prepare to come back a butt pirate.

The navy seems to have a fascination with butts... and penises :shrug:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750626 - 08/24/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Mine was an informational packet about robots.

After doing my business at a public bathroom I realized there was no toilet paper and so I panicked and then realized some good Samaritan had pre-shredded this info packet for his personal use and left some for me :highfive:

So I painfully wiped my ass with very rigid and smooth packet paper.


How bout yous?




had the same idea to make a thread about strangest thing you ever used to wipe your semen off yourself 3 days ago.  I decided not to as it was a bit too weird for me.

Strangest thing I ever used to wipe my ass with was graded homework from school that I had in my pocket.  I also tried to wipe my ass with a ziplock bag, it didn't work at all.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750632 - 08/24/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Nothing like your friend coming back with some experiance from battle hardened vets:rolleyes:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Adden] * 3
    #18750644 - 08/24/13 09:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: druqs]
    #18750771 - 08/24/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

big ass leaf. someone cut my coke with laxative and I couldn't wait until I got home to bust out a line (was walking through wooded area)


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: morrowasted]
    #18750835 - 08/24/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Lol....napkins....

:lol: not comfortable.....dry as frozen fudge


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TwinEclipse]
    #18750844 - 08/24/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You think napkins was bad?


:goodluckwiththat:

My friend used his hand once. He was so drunk he didnt realize he forgot to grab the toilet paper


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18750859 - 08/24/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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You think napkins was bad?


:goodluckwiththat:

My friend used his hand once. He was so drunk he didnt realize he forgot to grab the toilet paper




:rofl2: oh my goodness. Now THAT is uncomfortable.  His had must have smelled the next morning


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: TwinEclipse]
    #18750862 - 08/24/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lmafo: OMG, so funny!


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18750976 - 08/24/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The napkins from my wedding... at my wedding.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: mathieu]
    #18750989 - 08/24/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

This thread is not nearly as interesting as the strangest thing that's come out of my ass.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18751000 - 08/24/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Another mans penis. I shat and realised there was no toilet paper so this guy was polite enough to wipe the shit off my ass hole with his dick. What a nice fella.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18751011 - 08/24/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

yeah rocks and pinecones I used a bone once too.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Adden]
    #18753150 - 08/24/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Dystopia said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
I wiped my dick after sexy time on the curtains for the door of a cabin me and my ex were staying in at a Washington state park.




Oh great you're one of those guys.



I assure you there was nothing else available to wipe it on. It was pretty much my only option :shrug:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18753591 - 08/24/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

$5


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18753596 - 08/24/13 11:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I've only done the old tear up the paper roll it comes on and use that, I'm glad I read someone mentioned to crumple it up first I never thought of that!  Running out of :tp: sux.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18753604 - 08/24/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

a lolly wrapper.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #18753612 - 08/24/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Oeric McKenna said:
" I wipe my ass with the constitution"
                                                - The U.S. government



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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18753647 - 08/25/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A receipt and the wrapper to a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Good thing it was king-size.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18753675 - 08/25/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Mine was an informational packet about robots.

After doing my business at a public bathroom I realized there was no toilet paper and so I panicked and then realized some good Samaritan had pre-shredded this info packet for his personal use and left some for me :highfive:

So I painfully wiped my ass with very rigid and smooth packet paper.

How bout yous?




Bandana, back in 09' pretty much the same scenario except it didn't hurt. Better than tp actually


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: trippinballs420]
    #18753689 - 08/25/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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trippinballs420 said:
this is no joke

snow




Snow works great for getting dog shit off shoes, probably works well for getting human shit off human ass.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Gumby]
    #18753867 - 08/25/13 02:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Gumby said:
Quote:

trippinballs420 said:
this is no joke

snow




Snow works great for getting dog shit off shoes, probably works well for getting human shit off human ass.




it does, i lived in the adirondacks for 2 months one winter...the snow was so deep i would dig a hole, sit down and make a custom fitted shitter, then poop in it

then id make a burger patty with snow and use the skinny end to get up in there....it melts and ends up leaving your ass nice n clean....but wet and cold too


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18753871 - 08/25/13 02:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I had to take a shit in some canyons once and had to wipe with a nearby rock. it was hot from being in the sun and burned my asshole


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: ManianFH]
    #18753973 - 08/25/13 03:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A gerbil.  :uhoh:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam] * 1
    #18753992 - 08/25/13 03:37 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Old Ham


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18753997 - 08/25/13 03:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The whole state of Georgia. :rotfl:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18754001 - 08/25/13 03:46 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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learning sponge said:
ive used a sock and a pair of underwear too:lol:

I remember as a small child my cousin had the shits bad and we were out in the desert so he ended up wiping his ass with an old coors 12 pack carton.i distinctly remember seeing the 12 pack after he was done and pieces of it had green shit on it and that tripped me out.i hadn't ever seen green shit before




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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18754004 - 08/25/13 03:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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The whole state of Georgia. :rotfl:




That's pretty impressive, I like to use fresh rotisserie chicken. Apple pie is another favorite of course


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18754165 - 08/25/13 06:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Old Ham



:lol:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18754226 - 08/25/13 06:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

back slapping circle jerks online, how refreshing... :hi:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam] * 3
    #18754349 - 08/25/13 07:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Opt-out n***** f*****  has an invalid opinion to share. :cookiemonster:


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Adden]
    #18754353 - 08/25/13 07:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

LAYGS.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: OldHam]
    #18754360 - 08/25/13 08:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

a rock, or a hemlock branch.


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Re: Strangest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? [Re: Durin]
    #18754365 - 08/25/13 08:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

LAYGS.


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