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Strange question about a marijuana drug test
    #18747193 - 08/23/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So in a little over 14 days, I'm taking a drug test for a new job. I have a question about this, I'm not sure anyone knows the answer to, but what the fuck.

I hear that depending on how much marijuana a person smokes, that marijuana can stay in your system anywhere between 10 days and 60 days and show up in a piss test. Of course THC not being water soluble, this is because marijuana absorbs into your fat cells, then releases metabolites.

I've heard the best way to rid yourself of THC metabolites, is by cleansing your fatty acids, as in, exercise a lot, sweat, drink juices like cranberry juice, alcohol which THC is soluble in, although I'm not saying beer is healthy, but it might help a bit.

I've been jogging almost an hour every day, and drinking cranberry juice, not so much beer, and haven't smoked in 12 days. It's been a shitty 12 days, but anyway, so I get this cup from Cvs and it's supposed to test amphetamines, cocaine, opioids, and thc. I realize maybe 12 days isn't enough to completely cleanse my system of Thc but, it's a start and who knows maybe I'll pass now instead of in another two or three weeks. I pee in the cup, tilt it to see control and drug, and guess what:

I'm positive for heroin, marijuana, opioids, and amphetamines

:lolwut:


Am I taking too many vitamins or something? Is it messing up the ph? Well, too fucking bad, I'm not taking less vitamins. It's my health, my life, I want to take vitamins, I will. :lol: wtf I guess I won't get the job? Discuss :tongue:


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Re: Strange question about a marijuana drug test [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #18747205 - 08/23/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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imachavel said:I'm positive for heroin, marijuana, opioids, and amphetamines



dude stop doing heroin, opioids, and amphetamines :facepalm:


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Re: Strange question about a marijuana drug test [Re: imachavel]
    #18747207 - 08/23/13 12:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It took me literally 28-30 days to FULLY cleanse and pass a drug test, I smoke every day too.

I am pretty skinny and I drink tons of water. so I dont think 10-12 days is nearly enough.  But everyone is different


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Re: Strange question about a marijuana drug test [Re: Herbologist]
    #18747234 - 08/23/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

This isn't probation. If I can't pass this test, I don't get the job. From the last time I smoked, to the time I actually take the test, will be just about 30 days, 29 if I counted right.

I wasn't smoking every day 12 days ago, more like once every 10 days. I'm wondering if the actual test at a facility is more accurate then those test at home cups. I doubt it though. From what I know, it tests some minor ph changes caused by metabolites released in your system. :facepalm:

More then likely, I wouldn't care about failing a drug test and not getting a job, but the person hiring me has worked for this company for years, and is making $2200 a week, and he apparently has a ton of clients ready for me as soon as I get this job. :facepalm: fuck I hate this shit a shit load.

I have no way of knowing what my results will be on that test, and I'm kind of pissed and stressed, and feel like smoking a joint to calm the fuck down :kingcrankey:

:shrug: I'm sure as shit not going to stop taking vitamins or whatever it is that's messing up my results. I don't know whether to :laugh2: or :crying:


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Re: Strange question about a marijuana drug test [Re: imachavel]
    #18747494 - 08/23/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Ok, let me re focus the question:

what causes false positives? And what can I do so when I go in for the drug test the false positives don't get me in trouble? I mean, obviously something I'm taking is showing a positive for all 4 drug categories. It might be the vitamins a-z. How could ALL these cause false positives? I don't know but vitamins are healthy and I see no reason to stop taking them for some stupid drug test.

Cocain - only used like 10 times in my whole life

heroin - only seen people shoot it, never used it personally

methamphetamine - only seen it in a bag one time in Portland Oregon a bum was showing all his friends and asking them to smoke with them


weed? Yah, like.. I went to Colorado on a tour and smelled the shit while on the tour, umm... not my fault about the metabolites and shit. That last answer was questionable but I guarantee the first 3 answers were straight up


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Re: Strange question about a marijuana drug test [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #18747520 - 08/23/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I think you're reading the test backwards, lol.  Check it again.


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Re: Strange question about a marijuana drug test [Re: ilus]
    #18747580 - 08/23/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If shroomery had a smart phone app, I'd upload the picture.

It's not that hard, one line for control, two lines for the drug and control, both very broad lines.


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Re: Strange question about a marijuana drug test [Re: imachavel]
    #18747635 - 08/23/13 02:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

imachavel said:
I'm positive for heroin, marijuana, opioids, and amphetamines





I'm positive for them too    :borat:


faulty tests do happen, the lab tests will be more accurate, see if you can
find the NIDA 12 panel test at the drug store and pay very close attention to
the directions, follow them to the letter and see what comes up

you should only be testing positive for traces of THC, like a large dose of
ibuprofen would give, and yes margret, advil will cause a false positive as
will many cold meds, poppy seed muffins and most illegal drugs :smirk:


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Re: Strange question about a marijuana drug test [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #18747650 - 08/23/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

thanks :thumbup:


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Re: Strange question about a marijuana drug test [Re: imachavel]
    #18747735 - 08/23/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

your thread inspired me to pick up a couple of drug tests, I'll be taking a
second one in a week or so for work but I havent used anything in forever so
we'll see how that turns out


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Re: Strange question about a marijuana drug test [Re: imachavel]
    #18747743 - 08/23/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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imachavel said:
So in a little over 14 days, I'm taking a drug test for a new job. I have a question about this, I'm not sure anyone knows the answer to, but what the fuck.

I hear that depending on how much marijuana a person smokes, that marijuana can stay in your system anywhere between 10 days and 60 days and show up in a piss test. Of course THC not being water soluble, this is because marijuana absorbs into your fat cells, then releases metabolites.

I've heard the best way to rid yourself of THC metabolites, is by cleansing your fatty acids, as in, exercise a lot, sweat, drink juices like cranberry juice, alcohol which THC is soluble in, although I'm not saying beer is healthy, but it might help a bit.

I've been jogging almost an hour every day, and drinking cranberry juice, not so much beer, and haven't smoked in 12 days. It's been a shitty 12 days, but anyway, so I get this cup from Cvs and it's supposed to test amphetamines, cocaine, opioids, and thc. I realize maybe 12 days isn't enough to completely cleanse my system of Thc but, it's a start and who knows maybe I'll pass now instead of in another two or three weeks. I pee in the cup, tilt it to see control and drug, and guess what:

I'm positive for heroin, marijuana, opioids, and amphetamines

:lolwut:


Am I taking too many vitamins or something? Is it messing up the ph? Well, too fucking bad, I'm not taking less vitamins. It's my health, my life, I want to take vitamins, I will. :lol: wtf I guess I won't get the job? Discuss :tongue:




At this point, just to allay any further worries, I'd go with synthetic urine :thumbup:

Drink some Robitussin too... it will make the answers clear :vibin:


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Re: Strange question about a marijuana drug test [Re: imachavel]
    #18747957 - 08/23/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The line appearing does not mean you failed, it means you passed.  A positive result is the line not forming completely on the standard immunoassays. 

Read the manual


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Re: Strange question about a marijuana drug test [Re: johnm214]
    #18748267 - 08/23/13 05:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yea man if there is 2 lines under each category that means you passed in each category. 
1 line - FAIL
2 lines = PASS


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Re: Strange question about a marijuana drug test [Re: johnm214]
    #18748302 - 08/23/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

johnm214 said:
The line appearing does not mean you failed, it means you passed.  A positive result is the line not forming completely on the standard immunoassays. 

Read the manual




No shit? Awwwww yeah!! :stoned: time to celebrate........

































































no wait, I forgot this one was just practice


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Re: Strange question about a marijuana drug test [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #18748310 - 08/23/13 06:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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MrBlueYoMind said:
Yea man if there is 2 lines under each category that means you passed in each category. 
1 line - FAIL
2 lines = PASS




:shrug: If I'd known it only takes two weeks to get out of your system, I'd have smoked non stop for another week since it's almost 3 weeks until I'm there

:tongue: then again, that creates a build up effect


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