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Offlinejustdontgetit
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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 3
    #18746016 - 08/23/13 08:00 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
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Synthe said:
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Acaterpillar said:
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aiyobro said:
:lol:

You gave him the D or you stuffed it in him?




Not sure what you're implying.
I fucked him in the ass
:shrug:




So... you're gay?




Nah bruh, I prefer girls but happen to be a little more open minded about things.
Existence isn't so binary as society would lead you to believe.




im open minded, but would never bang a dude or let a dude bang me. i dont have a problem with you bangin a dude though. ive had gay friends too, but like i said, i wont ever cross that line. has nothing to do with society either. i just dont like dick. well, i like my dick. if i could, i would blow myself at least twice a day. now, the real question is, would i swallow?


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Psychotria]
    #18746045 - 08/23/13 08:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Psychotria said:
Not against gays but i can not stand some gays, but thats just me :shrug:



I'm not against all people, but I can't stand some people. Not only is that me, but I'd say a lot of people feel that way. :shrug:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Sheekle]
    #18746070 - 08/23/13 08:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

OP is a tease!


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Re: My gay problem [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18746075 - 08/23/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

But there are no tits to be posted :confused:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: OldHam]
    #18746408 - 08/23/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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OldHam said:
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Synthe said:
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Acaterpillar said:
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aiyobro said:
:lol:

You gave him the D or you stuffed it in him?




Not sure what you're implying.
I fucked him in the ass
:shrug:




So... you're gay?





It's not gay if you're on top.



So... you're bi?


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18746419 - 08/23/13 09:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
This gay dude is in love with me.
I enjoy his company, and always have a good time hanging out with him and his friends.

I don't have any interest in him though besides just being friends.

Do you think it's wrong for me to keep hanging out with him?





No. Establish with him how you feel. Be straight forward and direct. Don't be mean, but be confident and defiant where your relationship is going and how you feel about him.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Synthe]
    #18746422 - 08/23/13 09:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yep.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 2
    #18746450 - 08/23/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sexuality is not some rigid definition of three or four different terms. Sexuality is a wide range of sexual being based on past sexual experiences and personality. Sexuality is really this wide spectrum and men constantly want to simplify it to gay straight bi.

Woman who have sex with other woman in college, then have boyfriends and a husband for the rest of her life. Does that make her gay? Does that make her bi- probably not. Sexuality is way more fluid and complex than what you guys are making it out to be.

I've had sex with guys. I've got my dick sucked and sucked dick. My preference is woman and right now I am only dating woman. I've had girlfriends and boyfriends. I don't call myself bi because I am not split between men and woman equally when it comes to sexual preference. In reality I fall on the boarder of bi leaning towards woman. If a girl in a bar asked me what my sexual identity is and was locking eyes with me I'd say i'm straight. If a hot gay guy came up to me in a bar and asked me I'd say bi. In reality it's somewhere on the boarder, but sexuality is wayyyy too complex for me to say all of this when some sexy person comes up to me and is attracted to me.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: withoutawire]
    #18746486 - 08/23/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

good post withoutawire


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Re: My gay problem [Re: withoutawire]
    #18746494 - 08/23/13 10:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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withoutawire said:
Sexuality is not some rigid definition of three or four different terms. Sexuality is a wide range of sexual being based on past sexual experiences and personality. Sexuality is really this wide spectrum and men constantly want to simplify it to gay straight bi.

Woman who have sex with other woman in college, then have boyfriends and a husband for the rest of her life. Does that make her gay? Does that make her bi- probably not. Sexuality is way more fluid and complex than what you guys are making it out to be.

I've had sex with guys. I've got my dick sucked and sucked dick. My preference is woman and right now I am only dating woman. I've had girlfriends and boyfriends. I don't call myself bi because I am not split between men and woman equally when it comes to sexual preference. In reality I fall on the boarder of bi leaning towards woman. If a girl in a bar asked me what my sexual identity is and was locking eyes with me I'd say i'm straight. If a hot gay guy came up to me in a bar and asked me I'd say bi. In reality it's somewhere on the boarder, but sexuality is wayyyy too complex for me to say all of this when some sexy person comes up to me and is attracted to me.




what are you doin later...

heh, i kid.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18746507 - 08/23/13 10:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

for some people sexuality is very rigid.

:billymaythumbup:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18746741 - 08/23/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I would let him blow you just stress to him you aren't gay and it should be fine.  Its not gay if you close your eyes.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: fapjack]
    #18746748 - 08/23/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

yeah, have him over a few nights of the week. tell him to bring some buds and to pucker up.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: fapjack]
    #18746754 - 08/23/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

dude on dude sex is gay no matter what :rolleyes:
it's the epitomy of gayness in fact


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Re: My gay problem [Re: dontknow]
    #18746759 - 08/23/13 11:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Get it? 'Rigid.'


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Re: My gay problem [Re: dontknow] * 1
    #18746796 - 08/23/13 11:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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dontknow said:
dude on dude sex is gay no matter what :rolleyes:
it's the epitomy of gayness in fact




This is a flat out lie.  As long as you do not make eye contact, pull out before you cum, and cross your fingers during its not gay.  Your grandpa obviously never had that talk with you...:rolleyes:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: fapjack] * 1
    #18746833 - 08/23/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

heh heh, rigid.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: fapjack]
    #18746853 - 08/23/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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fapjack said:
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dontknow said:
dude on dude sex is gay no matter what :rolleyes:
it's the epitomy of gayness in fact




This is a flat out lie.  As long as you do not make eye contact, pull out before you cum, and cross your fingers during its not gay.  Your grandpa obviously never had that talk with you...:rolleyes:



Good ol grandpa jack has let me down..


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Re: My gay problem [Re: fapjack]
    #18748341 - 08/23/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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fapjack said:
Quote:

dontknow said:
dude on dude sex is gay no matter what :rolleyes:
it's the epitomy of gayness in fact




This is a flat out lie.  As long as you do not make eye contact, pull out before you cum, and cross your fingers during its not gay.  Your grandpa obviously never had that talk with you...:rolleyes:




Crossing your fingers only works if you stick them up your butt


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18748361 - 08/23/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
Quote:

fapjack said:
Quote:

dontknow said:
dude on dude sex is gay no matter what :rolleyes:
it's the epitomy of gayness in fact




This is a flat out lie.  As long as you do not make eye contact, pull out before you cum, and cross your fingers during its not gay.  Your grandpa obviously never had that talk with you...:rolleyes:




Crossing your fingers only works if you stick them up your butt




That REALLY works for me.


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