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Re: My gay problem [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18743199 - 08/22/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: you made up for that block of incoherent text with that gif.


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”



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Re: My gay problem [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18743246 - 08/22/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Megatrondon said:
So if a girl wants to suck you off everyday of the week for the summer and buys the beer when you chill. your gonna say no? only difference is Op has guys wanting the tube. but since your a good man you would tell her how it is right? like i cant do this i feel like im using you. am i right?




I'm too nice of a guy, so yeah, I would tell her how it is.
But then I'd let her suck me off anyways :lol:

If I was attracted to the guy, I'd let him have his fun, but I'm not.
And I can't force something like that without feeling like a street walker.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18743600 - 08/22/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

just give his mouth a chance...


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18743744 - 08/22/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Like I done told ya, ask him to hook you up with one of his girl friends. He'll get all emotionally conflicted and stop if you persist for a few weeks

Bet you 10 bucks


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18743759 - 08/22/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

thats actually the best piece of advice i heard from this :laugh2: thread.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18744338 - 08/22/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
Like I done told ya, ask him to hook you up with one of his girl friends. He'll get all emotionally conflicted and stop if you persist for a few weeks

Bet you 10 bucks



He's one of those gay dudes that doesn't have any real friends that are girls.
He seems kind of repulsed by them :lol:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18745054 - 08/22/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

DUDE! You said you wouldn't tell anyone! :mad2: :smirk:

What Koraks said was the best thing, just tell him simply what your feelings are. What you wrote in here. :shrug:
Good luck!


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18745273 - 08/23/13 01:06 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
Like I done told ya, ask him to hook you up with one of his girl friends. He'll get all emotionally conflicted and stop if you persist for a few weeks

Bet you 10 bucks



He's one of those gay dudes that doesn't have any real friends that are girls.
He seems kind of repulsed by them :lol:




That sucks


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18745294 - 08/23/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

So you're the last man on Earth and you hear a knock on the door.

:blowme:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Konyap]
    #18745415 - 08/23/13 02:11 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I can't believe you'd talk about me behind my back

:rofl:

I don't see why you don't handle this just as you would if it were a chick. Or you could get fat.


Edited by koods (08/23/13 02:13 AM)


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Re: My gay problem [Re: koods]
    #18745543 - 08/23/13 03:29 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Why would he be into someone not gay anyways? :shrug:
Some juvenile shit right there... take him to a gay bar and exit stage right.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18745551 - 08/23/13 03:34 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

op, just suck the fella off, friends for life!


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Re: My gay problem [Re: druqs]
    #18745651 - 08/23/13 04:44 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Just let it happen.:ruggedwink:


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
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Re: My gay problem [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #18745706 - 08/23/13 05:22 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Lol I had this problem too. Second my ex dumped me her best gay friend was all over me. Messaging me every day. He was cool so I didn't mind, but eventually he caught on that I wasn't into the idea of snogging him. Now he doesn't talk to me but whatever


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18745717 - 08/23/13 05:32 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dystopia said:
This thread isn't so bad since everyone else always posts about their gay problems.




Not even a single +1.

Megatrondon, can you do me a favor and post

"You fail me yet again, Dystopia".

Thanks.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18745823 - 08/23/13 06:29 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

aiyobro said:
:lol:

You gave him the D or you stuffed it in him?




Not sure what you're implying.
I fucked him in the ass
:shrug:




So... you're gay?


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18745828 - 08/23/13 06:32 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Not against gays but i can not stand some gays, but thats just me :shrug:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Synthe]
    #18745861 - 08/23/13 06:53 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Synthe said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

aiyobro said:
:lol:

You gave him the D or you stuffed it in him?




Not sure what you're implying.
I fucked him in the ass
:shrug:




So... you're gay?





It's not gay if you're on top.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Synthe]
    #18745948 - 08/23/13 07:37 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Synthe said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

aiyobro said:
:lol:

You gave him the D or you stuffed it in him?




Not sure what you're implying.
I fucked him in the ass
:shrug:




So... you're gay?




Nah bruh, I prefer girls but happen to be a little more open minded about things.
Existence isn't so binary as society would lead you to believe.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18745950 - 08/23/13 07:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

lol


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