|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Worst movie
#18744847 - 08/22/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Just watched the first 20min of an old Christopher Lambert movie called "Druids", between the ass ugly actors and the shitty dialogue, possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.
Any takers on a movie worse than Druids?
|
spixce
Up, Up & Away



Registered: 06/29/13
Posts: 4,451
Loc: AZ
Last seen: 7 years, 3 months
|
|
the movie RV it was terrible
--------------------
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: Worste movie [Re: spixce]
#18744853 - 08/22/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Hmm you make a compelling argument, that looks like a horridly shitty time
|
spixce
Up, Up & Away



Registered: 06/29/13
Posts: 4,451
Loc: AZ
Last seen: 7 years, 3 months
|
|
dude it had like humor that a five year old would laugh at like they bathroom humor man its for five year olds
--------------------
|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty



Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
Re: Worste movie [Re: spixce] 1
#18744872 - 08/22/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Not the worst movie all the time, but since this is the shroomery I thought I'd bring up the horror film "Shrooms."
Quite possibly the worst movie ever produced that deals with psychedelics.
--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
Futuresight
Mind Mage



Registered: 01/19/13
Posts: 1,188
Loc: The Candy Kingdom
|
Re: Worste movie [Re: kr0nik0]
#18744878 - 08/22/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Miami connection was possibly the worst movie I've ever actually watched.
--------------------
|
ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE


Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
|
|
Sharknado
-------------------- Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?
|
spixce
Up, Up & Away



Registered: 06/29/13
Posts: 4,451
Loc: AZ
Last seen: 7 years, 3 months
|
|
oh i forgot about that piece of shit
--------------------
|
psi
TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
Posts: 31,456
Loc: 613
|
Re: Worste movie [Re: spixce]
#18744951 - 08/22/13 11:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Worst movie I can think of:

"Good" bad movies:

Edited by psi (08/22/13 11:34 PM)
|
ganjfather
uncle randy



Registered: 08/06/09
Posts: 6,342
Loc:
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
|
Re: Worste movie [Re: kr0nik0]
#18744967 - 08/22/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
kr0nik0 said: Not the worst movie all the time, but since this is the shroomery I thought I'd bring up the horror film "Shrooms."
Quite possibly the worst movie ever produced that deals with psychedelics.
That movie was absolutely terrible/stupid.
A few months ago, I downloaded a movie called 'lincoln'. Thought that I was downloading 'abe lincoln, vampire slayer'.
Lincoln was SOOOOOOOOOOO fucking boring and if I wasn't so high I wouldn't have watched the first hour before figuring out that this wasn't the movie I was looking for.
Now, abe lincoln, vampire slayer... That was a damn good movie.
Also 
^^ my sister would always watch that one when I was younger and I find it to be repulsive.
|
Chastity Psilocybe
Sylus' Apprentice



Registered: 09/06/12
Posts: 646
Loc: ON, Canada
|
Re: Worste movie [Re: psi]
#18744973 - 08/22/13 11:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
psi said:

-------------------- "Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive that is youer than you" ~Dr. Seuss
|
Chastity Psilocybe
Sylus' Apprentice



Registered: 09/06/12
Posts: 646
Loc: ON, Canada
|
|
I'm think Goblin
-------------------- "Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive that is youer than you" ~Dr. Seuss
|
OldHam



Registered: 07/19/13
Posts: 1,566
|
|
Orgasmo, , and basically anything by that director...
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
|
RiderOnTheStorm
Reject thug culture


Registered: 11/26/12
Posts: 1,855
Loc: Hug a hippie today
|
Re: Worste movie [Re: OldHam] 1
#18745027 - 08/22/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
OldHam said: Orgasmo, , and basically anything by that director...

Mazes and Monsters was the worst movie I've ever seen. I think it was Tom Hanks first movie or something, about a guy who plays Dungeons and Dragons and loses his shit. It sounds funny but it was not.
--------------------
|
OldHam



Registered: 07/19/13
Posts: 1,566
|
|
Maybe it was all my friends saying what an movie it was? Just felt like the emperor wore no clothes on that one.
Same with SouthPark, never appealed to me in the least. Makes me feel sad and retarded watching it...I dunno.
Also can't stand the Walking Dead and tons of other pop culture stuff that's really popular.
Just special like that I guess, whatever, another movie I didn't like? I don't really know...don't usually complete movies I sincerely find no value in...
Clerks, wasn't as funny as I remember it being.
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
|
ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE


Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: OldHam]
#18745128 - 08/23/13 12:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Yeah Southpark always reminded me of that ugly fat kid on the bus who no one genuinely likes but everyone befriends because he tells the best dirty jokes.
-------------------- Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?
|
dontknow
It's all in the reflex


Registered: 07/05/13
Posts: 3,889
Last seen: 7 years, 3 months
|
|
Rubber. although it's almost so bad that it's good. but not quite.
--------------------
The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14
“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of Life’s coming attractions.” Albert Einstein
Edited by dontknow (08/23/13 12:27 AM)
|
OldHam



Registered: 07/19/13
Posts: 1,566
|
|
But everyone likes it, and his jokes aren't that funny.
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
|
OldHam



Registered: 07/19/13
Posts: 1,566
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: dontknow]
#18745136 - 08/23/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
dontknow said: Rubber.
Been meaning to watch that.. and Irreversible...
EDIT: Saw 'Reservoir Dogs' the other night and was like, man, have I changed or what? I used to love this movie, now it just seems amateur as shit..I dunno.
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
|
Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: OldHam]
#18745182 - 08/23/13 12:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
The first 3 seasons are extremely funny. Especially as a 10 year old watching them rip on pokemon.
|
Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming




Registered: 09/27/09
Posts: 18,757
Loc: Funkotron
|
Re: Worste movie [Re: OldHam]
#18745242 - 08/23/13 12:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
OldHam said: Orgasmo, , and basically anything by that director...
-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
|
OldHam



Registered: 07/19/13
Posts: 1,566
|
|
Wouldn't doubt it...
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: Worste movie [Re: OldHam]
#18745263 - 08/23/13 01:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Think I actually saw this one in theaters, what a sad day that was
|
MilkdudTitties
My Nipples Look Like Milk Duds



Registered: 03/22/09
Posts: 3,796
Loc: USA
Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
|
Re: Worste movie [Re: OldHam]
#18745267 - 08/23/13 01:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
|
Was it worse than anaconda?
|
Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming




Registered: 09/27/09
Posts: 18,757
Loc: Funkotron
|
|
Anaconda was the shit
-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
|
You lie!
|
Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
|
|
Requiem for a Dream was so boring and depressing I fingered a girl and had a whole hour or so with her alone but I didn't have sex with her.
GOD AWFUL FUCKING MOVIE ALL AROUND
|
dontknow
It's all in the reflex


Registered: 07/05/13
Posts: 3,889
Last seen: 7 years, 3 months
|
|
Quote:
Repertoire89 said: Think I actually saw this one in theaters, what a sad day that was

LMAO me and my dad were watching that a while back and we were both astounded by how terrible it was At least we got to watch jlo run around
--------------------
The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14
“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of Life’s coming attractions.” Albert Einstein
|
Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
|
Re: Worste movie [Re: dontknow]
#18745358 - 08/23/13 01:45 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
only redeemable song worth mentioning
|
druqs
ALKALOIDOHOLIC


Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 8,862
Last seen: 4 months, 6 days
|
|
Quote:
Repertoire89 said: Think I actually saw this one in theaters, what a sad day that was

this film is too funny.
the incredible burt wonderstone anybody?
|
Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Princess(1009)


Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 16,757
Loc: Festival of Deaths
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: druqs] 1
#18745499 - 08/23/13 03:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Tiptoes. I refuse to even link to it. don't blame me for the STD you'll get when you watch the trailer.
--------------------
"I'm looking at you looking at it" SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book
|
druqs
ALKALOIDOHOLIC


Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 8,862
Last seen: 4 months, 6 days
|
|
which std?
|
Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Princess(1009)


Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 16,757
Loc: Festival of Deaths
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: druqs]
#18745507 - 08/23/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Herpaids.
--------------------
"I'm looking at you looking at it" SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book
|
druqs
ALKALOIDOHOLIC


Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 8,862
Last seen: 4 months, 6 days
|
|
gonomydia ?
|
Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Princess(1009)


Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 16,757
Loc: Festival of Deaths
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: druqs]
#18745514 - 08/23/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Syphiclap.
--------------------
"I'm looking at you looking at it" SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book
|
OldHam



Registered: 07/19/13
Posts: 1,566
|
|
booty cooties?
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
|
druqs
ALKALOIDOHOLIC


Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 8,862
Last seen: 4 months, 6 days
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: OldHam]
#18745526 - 08/23/13 03:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
plank cramp.
|
OldHam



Registered: 07/19/13
Posts: 1,566
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: druqs]
#18745529 - 08/23/13 03:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
the heebie jeebies?
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
|
Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Princess(1009)


Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 16,757
Loc: Festival of Deaths
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: OldHam]
#18745531 - 08/23/13 03:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
No, the heebie jeebies are the willies.
--------------------
"I'm looking at you looking at it" SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book
|
OldHam



Registered: 07/19/13
Posts: 1,566
|
|
the blue waffle?
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
|
druqs
ALKALOIDOHOLIC


Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 8,862
Last seen: 4 months, 6 days
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: OldHam]
#18745535 - 08/23/13 03:24 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
shaft draft.
|
OldHam



Registered: 07/19/13
Posts: 1,566
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: druqs]
#18745537 - 08/23/13 03:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Trichy Dick?
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
|
druqs
ALKALOIDOHOLIC


Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 8,862
Last seen: 4 months, 6 days
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: OldHam] 1
#18745547 - 08/23/13 03:30 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
OldHam said: Trichy Dick?

i am not a cock.
|
OldHam



Registered: 07/19/13
Posts: 1,566
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: druqs]
#18745555 - 08/23/13 03:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Shaking and Baking?
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
|
druqs
ALKALOIDOHOLIC


Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 8,862
Last seen: 4 months, 6 days
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: OldHam]
#18745557 - 08/23/13 03:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
|
Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Princess(1009)


Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 16,757
Loc: Festival of Deaths
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: druqs]
#18745564 - 08/23/13 03:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
I couldn't get through Ricky Bobby, too cliched and formulaic.
--------------------
"I'm looking at you looking at it" SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
|
Quote:
Apollyphelion said: Tiptoes. I refuse to even link to it. don't blame me for the STD you'll get when you watch the trailer.
Dear god that trailer was awful, what the fuck are they even going for?
|
Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



Registered: 11/10/12
Posts: 7,961
Loc: Three bags of Funyuns
|
|
The latest Die Hard movie. I've watched it on 3 separate occasions and I'm only 70 minutes in. Probably gonna take another 1-2 tries to finish all 100 crappy minutes of it.
--------------------
|
Individual
Bass Addict



Registered: 12/20/06
Posts: 6,666
Loc: Reality Loophole
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: Synthe]
#18745835 - 08/23/13 06:37 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
The Great Gatsby
-------------------- THE PHILOSOPHY OF LIBERTY <---
|
Asante
Mage


Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 86,795
|
|
Anything directed by Lars Von Trier, last film I attempted to watch was his movie Antichrist.
What a piece of shit it is. A quote:
Quote:
The Cannes Film Festival Ecumenical Jury, which gives prizes for movies that promote spiritual, humanist and universal values, also "honoured" the film with a special "anti-award"; a spokesman for the jury described it as "the most misogynist movie from the self-proclaimed biggest director in the world."] In 2010 the Swedish newspaper Dagens Nyheter reported on their website that the film production company Zentropa is reportedly making more revenue from suing movie pirates in Germany that have downloaded Antichrist illegally than from box office and DVD sales
Its shit. I suffered more watching that piece of crap than the characters in that so called horror movie. I've had more fun deleting spam from my inbox.
-------------------- Omnicyclion.org higher knowledge starts here
|
Bender B Rodriguez
The Greatest


Registered: 11/20/09
Posts: 550
Loc: Aurora, CO
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: Asante]
#18748014 - 08/23/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
OldHam said: Orgasmo, , and basically anything by that director...
Orgazmo is definitely stupid, but I think it's hilarious. I quote that movie all the time with a few of my friends.
I think the dumbest movie I have watched was Cloverfield. I wa actually kind of angry that I wasted my time by watching it.
|
Gilgamesh18
Herbivore Man

Registered: 03/01/12
Posts: 11,671
|
|
--------------------
|
druqs
ALKALOIDOHOLIC


Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 8,862
Last seen: 4 months, 6 days
|
|
Clovefield: all cameras operated by Michael J Fox
|
Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



Registered: 11/10/12
Posts: 7,961
Loc: Three bags of Funyuns
|
|
Quote:
druqs said: Clovefield: all cameras operated by Michael J Fox
Yeah, uh... that was pretty horrible, it was the horror-movie equivalent of the worlds worst case of blue balls.
Quote:
Apollyphelion said: I couldn't get through Ricky Bobby, too cliched and formulaic.
That movie was actually okay. I would agree it was dumbly predictable and whatnot, but it was still funny...ish. Kinda.
--------------------
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: Asante]
#18748424 - 08/23/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Wiccan_Seeker said:
I've had more fun deleting spam from my inbox.

this is turning out to be a fine collection of garbage movies
|
Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
|
|
Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1587431/
Yeah, I know : /
|
Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: Konyap]
#18748460 - 08/23/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Actually I think Belly 2 was the worse
It was like The Game wanted to make a movie he could jerk off to that was filled with all these pubescent hardcore gangster fantasy stereotypes, it completely ruined the moniker of the first movie in that it had no cinematography, no soundtrack, virtually no story outside a black exploitation flick and the actors all played characters that were just dumb as rocks and superficial in every way possible.
|
Shroomslip
Architekt



Registered: 11/25/12
Posts: 23,651
Last seen: 34 minutes, 28 seconds
|
Re: Worst movie [Re: Konyap]
#18748478 - 08/23/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Used to watch a lot of B (and lower) movies.. I can't remember the title and I've tried to find it again, but it's the worst fucking movie ever.. It's basically an hour and a half of this van with a satellite dish on it pulling up in random spots and emitting some sound that is supposed to drive people crazy.. Some govt. program or something.. It had a 1.something on IMDB..
I think a couple of 10 year olds with no funding could make a better movie.
It wasn't even something I wanted to watch really, it was a challenge posted on some forum somewhere to see who could make it all the way through the movie. I made it, but few others did.
Almost nothing happens til the last 10 minutes and then it's just everyone going nuts in this warehouse killing each other and shit, but they move slow like zombies iirc.. The deaths and shit are over the top ridiculous, like how Lucy (in I Love Lucy) pretends to die in whatever episode. It was shot on some shitty camera (looks like it was shot on a camera from the 80's) the acting is quite possibly the worst and least convincing I have ever seen before, and I've seen some pretty shitty acting.
--------------------
With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
Edited by Shroomslip (08/23/13 06:56 PM)
|
Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
|
|
It sounds like that episode of south park where they all go to this recorder recital and someone learns the brown noise and alters the sheet music so when they play the song on live t.v. everyone in the whole world shits their pants.
|
|