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Worst movie
    #18744847 - 08/22/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Just watched the first 20min of an old Christopher Lambert movie called "Druids", between the ass ugly actors and the shitty dialogue, possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.

Any takers on a movie worse than Druids?


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Re: Worste movie [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18744850 - 08/22/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

the movie RV it was terrible


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Re: Worste movie [Re: spixce]
    #18744853 - 08/22/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Hmm you make a compelling argument, that looks like a horridly shitty time


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Re: Worste movie [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18744866 - 08/22/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

dude it had like humor that a five year old would laugh at like they bathroom humor man its for five year olds


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Re: Worste movie [Re: spixce] * 1
    #18744872 - 08/22/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Not the worst movie all the time, but since this is the shroomery I thought I'd bring up the horror film "Shrooms."

Quite possibly the worst movie ever produced that deals with psychedelics.


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Re: Worste movie [Re: kr0nik0]
    #18744878 - 08/22/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Miami connection was possibly the worst movie I've ever actually watched.


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Re: Worste movie [Re: Futuresight]
    #18744902 - 08/22/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sharknado


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Re: Worste movie [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #18744913 - 08/22/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

oh i forgot about that piece of shit


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Re: Worste movie [Re: spixce]
    #18744951 - 08/22/13 11:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Worst movie I can think of:



"Good" bad movies:



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Re: Worste movie [Re: kr0nik0]
    #18744967 - 08/22/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Not the worst movie all the time, but since this is the shroomery I thought I'd bring up the horror film "Shrooms."

Quite possibly the worst movie ever produced that deals with psychedelics.





That movie was absolutely terrible/stupid.


A few months ago, I downloaded a movie called 'lincoln'. Thought that I was downloading 'abe lincoln, vampire slayer'.

Lincoln was SOOOOOOOOOOO fucking boring and if I wasn't so high I wouldn't have watched the first hour before figuring out that this wasn't the movie I was looking for.

Now, abe lincoln, vampire slayer... That was a damn good movie.

Also

^^ my sister would always watch that one when I was younger and I find it to be repulsive.


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Re: Worste movie [Re: psi]
    #18744973 - 08/22/13 11:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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:whathesaid:


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Re: Worste movie [Re: Chastity Psilocybe]
    #18744978 - 08/22/13 11:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm think Goblin


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Re: Worste movie [Re: Chastity Psilocybe]
    #18744998 - 08/22/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Orgasmo, :rolleyes:, and basically anything by that director...


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Re: Worste movie [Re: OldHam] * 1
    #18745027 - 08/22/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Orgasmo, :rolleyes:, and basically anything by that director...




:whatwhatwhat:

Mazes and Monsters was the worst movie I've ever seen. I think it was Tom Hanks first movie or something, about a guy who plays Dungeons and Dragons and loses his shit. It sounds funny but it was not.


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    #18745088 - 08/23/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe it was all my friends saying what an :awesome: movie it was?
Just felt like the emperor wore no clothes on that one.

Same with SouthPark, never appealed to me in the least.
Makes me feel sad and retarded watching it...I dunno.

Also can't stand the Walking Dead and tons of other pop culture stuff that's really popular.

Just special like that I guess, :tongue:whatever, another movie I didn't like?
I don't really know...don't usually complete movies I sincerely find no value in...

Clerks, wasn't as funny as I remember it being.


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Re: Worst movie [Re: OldHam]
    #18745128 - 08/23/13 12:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah Southpark always reminded me of that ugly fat kid on the bus who no one genuinely likes but everyone befriends because he tells the best dirty jokes.


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Re: Worst movie [Re: ModestMouse]
    #18745133 - 08/23/13 12:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Rubber.
although it's almost so bad that it's good. but not quite.


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    #18745134 - 08/23/13 12:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

But everyone likes it, and his jokes aren't that funny. :lol:


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    #18745136 - 08/23/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Rubber.





Been meaning to watch that.. and Irreversible...

EDIT: Saw 'Reservoir Dogs' the other night and was like, man, have I changed or what?
I used to love this movie, now it just seems amateur as shit..I dunno.


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Re: Worst movie [Re: OldHam]
    #18745182 - 08/23/13 12:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The first 3 seasons are extremely funny. Especially as a 10 year old watching them rip on pokemon.


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Re: Worste movie [Re: OldHam]
    #18745242 - 08/23/13 12:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Orgasmo, :rolleyes:, and basically anything by that director...



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    #18745253 - 08/23/13 01:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wouldn't doubt it...:smirk:


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Re: Worste movie [Re: OldHam]
    #18745263 - 08/23/13 01:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Think I actually saw this one in theaters, what a sad day that was



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Re: Worste movie [Re: OldHam]
    #18745267 - 08/23/13 01:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)



:hahthatsrich:


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    #18745275 - 08/23/13 01:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Was it worse than anaconda?



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Anaconda was the shit


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    #18745282 - 08/23/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You lie!

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Re: Worste movie [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18745285 - 08/23/13 01:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Requiem for a Dream was so boring and depressing I fingered a girl and had a whole hour or so with her alone but I didn't have sex with her.

GOD AWFUL FUCKING MOVIE ALL AROUND:thumbdown:


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    #18745344 - 08/23/13 01:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Think I actually saw this one in theaters, what a sad day that was





LMAO me and my dad were watching that a while back and we were both astounded by how terrible it was
At least we got to watch jlo run around :blazed:


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Re: Worste movie [Re: dontknow]
    #18745358 - 08/23/13 01:45 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)



only redeemable song worth mentioning


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Re: Worste movie [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18745496 - 08/23/13 03:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Think I actually saw this one in theaters, what a sad day that was







this film is too funny.




the incredible burt wonderstone anybody?


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Re: Worst movie [Re: druqs] * 1
    #18745499 - 08/23/13 03:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Tiptoes. I refuse to even link to it. don't blame me for the STD you'll get when you watch the trailer.


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    #18745504 - 08/23/13 03:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

which std?


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    #18745507 - 08/23/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Herpaids.


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    #18745509 - 08/23/13 03:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

gonomydia ?


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    #18745514 - 08/23/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Syphiclap.


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Re: Worst movie [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #18745521 - 08/23/13 03:17 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

booty cooties?


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    #18745526 - 08/23/13 03:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

plank cramp.


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    #18745529 - 08/23/13 03:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

the heebie jeebies?


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    #18745531 - 08/23/13 03:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

No, the heebie jeebies are the willies.


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    #18745532 - 08/23/13 03:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

the blue waffle?


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    #18745535 - 08/23/13 03:24 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

shaft draft.


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    #18745537 - 08/23/13 03:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Trichy Dick?


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    #18745547 - 08/23/13 03:30 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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    #18745555 - 08/23/13 03:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Shaking and Baking?


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Re: Worst movie [Re: druqs]
    #18745564 - 08/23/13 03:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I couldn't get through Ricky Bobby, too cliched and formulaic.


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    #18745676 - 08/23/13 05:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Tiptoes. I refuse to even link to it. don't blame me for the STD you'll get when you watch the trailer.




Dear god that trailer was awful, what the fuck are they even going for?


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    #18745833 - 08/23/13 06:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The latest Die Hard movie. I've watched it on 3 separate occasions and I'm only 70 minutes in. Probably gonna take another 1-2 tries to finish all 100 crappy minutes of it.


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    #18745835 - 08/23/13 06:37 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The Great Gatsby  :projectile:


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Re: Worst movie [Re: Repertoire89] * 2
    #18745905 - 08/23/13 07:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Anything directed by Lars Von Trier, last film I attempted to watch was his movie Antichrist.

What a piece of shit it is.  A quote:

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The Cannes Film Festival Ecumenical Jury, which gives prizes for movies that promote spiritual, humanist and universal values, also "honoured" the film with a special "anti-award"; a spokesman for the jury described it as "the most misogynist movie from the self-proclaimed biggest director in the world."] In 2010 the Swedish newspaper Dagens Nyheter reported on their website that the film production company Zentropa is reportedly making more revenue from suing movie pirates in Germany that have downloaded Antichrist illegally than from box office and DVD sales




Its shit. I suffered more watching that piece of crap than the characters in that so called horror movie. I've had more fun deleting spam from my inbox.


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Re: Worst movie [Re: Asante]
    #18748014 - 08/23/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Orgasmo, :rolleyes:, and basically anything by that director...




Orgazmo is definitely stupid, but I think it's hilarious.  I quote that movie all the time with a few of my friends.



I think the dumbest movie I have watched was Cloverfield.  I wa actually kind of angry that I wasted my time by watching it.


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    #18748026 - 08/23/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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    #18748243 - 08/23/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Clovefield: all cameras operated by Michael J Fox



Yeah, uh... that was pretty horrible, it was the horror-movie equivalent of the worlds worst case of blue balls.

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I couldn't get through Ricky Bobby, too cliched and formulaic.



That movie was actually okay. I would agree it was dumbly predictable and whatnot, but it was still funny...ish. Kinda.


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    #18748424 - 08/23/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I've had more fun deleting spam from my inbox.






:lol: this is turning out to be a fine collection of garbage movies


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Re: Worst movie [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18748439 - 08/23/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1587431/

Yeah, I know : /


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Re: Worst movie [Re: Konyap]
    #18748460 - 08/23/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Actually I think Belly 2 was the worse

It was like The Game wanted to make a movie he could jerk off to that was filled with all these pubescent hardcore gangster fantasy stereotypes, it completely ruined the moniker of the first movie in that it had no cinematography, no soundtrack, virtually no story outside a black exploitation flick and the actors all played characters that were just dumb as rocks and superficial in every way possible.


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Re: Worst movie [Re: Konyap]
    #18748478 - 08/23/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Used to watch a lot of B (and lower) movies.. I can't remember the title and I've tried to find it again, but it's the worst fucking movie ever.. It's basically an hour and a half of this van with a satellite dish on it pulling up in random spots and emitting some sound that is supposed to drive people crazy.. Some govt. program or something.. It had a 1.something on IMDB..

I think a couple of 10 year olds with no funding could make a better movie.

It wasn't even something I wanted to watch really, it was a challenge posted on some forum somewhere to see who could make it all the way through the movie. I made it, but few others did.

Almost nothing happens til the last 10 minutes and then it's just everyone going nuts in this warehouse killing each other and shit, but they move slow like zombies iirc.. The deaths and shit are over the top ridiculous, like how Lucy (in I Love Lucy) pretends to die in whatever episode. It was shot on some shitty camera (looks like it was shot on a camera from the 80's) the acting is quite possibly the worst and least convincing I have ever seen before, and I've seen some pretty shitty acting.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (08/23/13 06:56 PM)


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Re: Worst movie [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18748527 - 08/23/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It sounds like that episode of south park where they all go to this recorder recital and someone learns the brown noise and alters the sheet music so when they play the song on live t.v. everyone in the whole world shits their pants.


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