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OldHam



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the blue waffle?
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druqs
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Re: Worst movie [Re: OldHam]
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shaft draft.
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OldHam



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Re: Worst movie [Re: druqs]
#18745537 - 08/23/13 03:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Trichy Dick?
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druqs
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Re: Worst movie [Re: OldHam] 1
#18745547 - 08/23/13 03:30 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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OldHam said: Trichy Dick?

i am not a cock.
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OldHam



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Re: Worst movie [Re: druqs]
#18745555 - 08/23/13 03:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shaking and Baking?
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druqs
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Re: Worst movie [Re: OldHam]
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Re: Worst movie [Re: druqs]
#18745564 - 08/23/13 03:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I couldn't get through Ricky Bobby, too cliched and formulaic.
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Repertoire89
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Apollyphelion said: Tiptoes. I refuse to even link to it. don't blame me for the STD you'll get when you watch the trailer.
Dear god that trailer was awful, what the fuck are they even going for?
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



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The latest Die Hard movie. I've watched it on 3 separate occasions and I'm only 70 minutes in. Probably gonna take another 1-2 tries to finish all 100 crappy minutes of it.
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Re: Worst movie [Re: Synthe]
#18745835 - 08/23/13 06:37 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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The Great Gatsby
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Asante
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Anything directed by Lars Von Trier, last film I attempted to watch was his movie Antichrist.
What a piece of shit it is. A quote:
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The Cannes Film Festival Ecumenical Jury, which gives prizes for movies that promote spiritual, humanist and universal values, also "honoured" the film with a special "anti-award"; a spokesman for the jury described it as "the most misogynist movie from the self-proclaimed biggest director in the world."] In 2010 the Swedish newspaper Dagens Nyheter reported on their website that the film production company Zentropa is reportedly making more revenue from suing movie pirates in Germany that have downloaded Antichrist illegally than from box office and DVD sales
Its shit. I suffered more watching that piece of crap than the characters in that so called horror movie. I've had more fun deleting spam from my inbox.
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Bender B Rodriguez
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Re: Worst movie [Re: Asante]
#18748014 - 08/23/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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OldHam said: Orgasmo, , and basically anything by that director...
Orgazmo is definitely stupid, but I think it's hilarious. I quote that movie all the time with a few of my friends.
I think the dumbest movie I have watched was Cloverfield. I wa actually kind of angry that I wasted my time by watching it.
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druqs
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Clovefield: all cameras operated by Michael J Fox
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Synthe
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druqs said: Clovefield: all cameras operated by Michael J Fox
Yeah, uh... that was pretty horrible, it was the horror-movie equivalent of the worlds worst case of blue balls.
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Apollyphelion said: I couldn't get through Ricky Bobby, too cliched and formulaic.
That movie was actually okay. I would agree it was dumbly predictable and whatnot, but it was still funny...ish. Kinda.
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Re: Worst movie [Re: Asante]
#18748424 - 08/23/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wiccan_Seeker said:
I've had more fun deleting spam from my inbox.

this is turning out to be a fine collection of garbage movies
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Konyap

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Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1587431/
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Konyap

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Re: Worst movie [Re: Konyap]
#18748460 - 08/23/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Actually I think Belly 2 was the worse
It was like The Game wanted to make a movie he could jerk off to that was filled with all these pubescent hardcore gangster fantasy stereotypes, it completely ruined the moniker of the first movie in that it had no cinematography, no soundtrack, virtually no story outside a black exploitation flick and the actors all played characters that were just dumb as rocks and superficial in every way possible.
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Re: Worst movie [Re: Konyap]
#18748478 - 08/23/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Used to watch a lot of B (and lower) movies.. I can't remember the title and I've tried to find it again, but it's the worst fucking movie ever.. It's basically an hour and a half of this van with a satellite dish on it pulling up in random spots and emitting some sound that is supposed to drive people crazy.. Some govt. program or something.. It had a 1.something on IMDB..
I think a couple of 10 year olds with no funding could make a better movie.
It wasn't even something I wanted to watch really, it was a challenge posted on some forum somewhere to see who could make it all the way through the movie. I made it, but few others did.
Almost nothing happens til the last 10 minutes and then it's just everyone going nuts in this warehouse killing each other and shit, but they move slow like zombies iirc.. The deaths and shit are over the top ridiculous, like how Lucy (in I Love Lucy) pretends to die in whatever episode. It was shot on some shitty camera (looks like it was shot on a camera from the 80's) the acting is quite possibly the worst and least convincing I have ever seen before, and I've seen some pretty shitty acting.
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Konyap

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It sounds like that episode of south park where they all go to this recorder recital and someone learns the brown noise and alters the sheet music so when they play the song on live t.v. everyone in the whole world shits their pants.
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