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Mush 4 Brains
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Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off
#18744561 - 08/22/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I would always ask my dad, can I go do this or have that? He'd respond by singing in the most obnoxious tone,"YOU CANT ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT!"
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Sheekle
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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#18744596 - 08/22/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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When I was a young child my father would sing that to me too. He would never do it in an obnoxious tone though, it was always very loving and deep
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OldHam



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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#18744601 - 08/22/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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jesus, know that feeling, but at least it wasn't The Eagles.
I come from a severely dysfunctional family. Middle Class, but totally fucked up emotionally.
They'd passively aggressively tear you to shreds, then say "Y U SO SENSITIVE??"  Thank God I left, some people only bloom when they get out from the shade of the family tree?
or sum shit, fucked that quote up. lol.
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
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The Patient



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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: Sheekle]
#18744617 - 08/22/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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When I was younger this one would go down often.. me: "Im hungry" dad: "Hey hungry I'm James" me: fuuuuuuuu
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Murph

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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#18744632 - 08/22/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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My first, middle and last name in an authoritative tone.
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Shroomslip
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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#18744644 - 08/22/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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"I'll think about it" was my grandma's go to response anytime I asked her something.. I heard that shit everyday and it was so fucking annoying.. What the hell was there to think about? Either I could go to my friends for the weekend or I couldn't, or either I could have a new toy or I couldn't.. Just say yes/no then instead of "I'll think about it" because usually all that meant was I had to wait 4 hours to get told no.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Into The Woods
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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: Shroomslip]
#18744721 - 08/22/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Being a little kid in the car and asking "where are we going?" and my dad would always say "to the moon!"
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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: Into The Woods] 1
#18744731 - 08/22/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wish I got to go to the moon
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fee
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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: jewunit]
#18744750 - 08/22/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I didn't like it when my dad would ask "why are you getting up, you know I'm going to just knock you back down"
Damned if he wasn't always right.
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: fee]
#18744806 - 08/22/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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"you don't like it, there's the door"
Fucking guy.
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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: ganjfather]
#18744844 - 08/22/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Get the fuck outta my house or I'll beat the fuck out of you
Yeah that one pissed me off
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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#18744857 - 08/22/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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When my dad didn't want to answer something he would start talking in a made up hillbilly voice, just saying stupid bullshit that had nothing to do with anything. He'd carry it on for minutes if it took you that long to leave in anger.
"Because I said so," and "you just have to have faith" also pissed me off really bad and were used frequently.
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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: ganjfather]
#18744987 - 08/22/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
ganjfather said: "you don't like it, there's the door"
Fucking guy.
you reminded me of this song...LOL
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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
#18744994 - 08/22/13 11:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Stop talking!"
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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#18744997 - 08/22/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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My parents, especially my mom, always shot down any attempts at greatness I ever had dreamed up for odd reasons, but with good intentions nonetheless. Either way, they always told me it was bullshit that I did not know what Iwanted to do with my life all throughout high school. Only half way through my associates program in college did I decide what I wanted to do, and while they back me more than ever now, it sure was a pain in the ass earlier and fueled much rebellion. I can't say it caused it, but I'm glad it happened for good or ill. I'm glad I'm not like most people I encounter day to day.
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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#18745001 - 08/22/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh, and the thing that used to make me maddest was quite simply "NO"!
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OldHam



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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#18745015 - 08/22/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Stop forcing the dog to sleep with you. it's creepy."
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
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ganjfather
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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: OldHam]
#18745043 - 08/22/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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"If you don't eat your tomatoes, you can't have dessert"....
I DON'T FUCKING LIKE TOMATOES YOU DIRTY FUCKING WHORE.
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OldHam



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Re: Things your parents would say to you as a kid to piss you off [Re: ganjfather]
#18745078 - 08/23/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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"What are you doing on the floor?"
I LIKE CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FUCK YOU!!!
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
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