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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#18743913 - 08/22/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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physicist said: You, being you, need to 
Now let me introduce you to the cactus family....
Don't worry, I am a professional.
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: 4runner]
#18743936 - 08/22/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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^^ Hahahaha. That would be epic.
Chris go for it, she threw herself on you. For some reason this thread reminded me of memberjockeys thread. Or whatever her name is.
Oh and think of this...even if the shroomery disapproves would your penis disapprove?
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: 4runner]
#18743943 - 08/22/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Comes to garden story bragging about nudity
Asks you to VISIT her garden
You come ask on Shroomery for approval
?????
.... wtf is wrong with this series of events??? call the bitch and go to browntown
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: SoreSpore]
#18744132 - 08/22/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I dunno man if shes married
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Sheekle]
#18744158 - 08/22/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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IS she married or is she one of those psycho women who wear wedding bands for no reason? We may never know but Nicechrisman might find out.
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Sham87] 2
#18744186 - 08/22/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't think a lot of the men on here realize just how common it is for married women to have permission to bring guys home.
Cuckold is the term. Her husband is probably totally into it.
I get turned on by the idea of fucking someone's woman nice and hard in front of them. 
I would never voluntarily want to be the guy watching, but I also believe partners should be open to things. If it was high on her fantasy list, I'd do it if the relationship was in a great, healthy state. All for her. I'd get great satisfaction just knowing that she is super pleased and satisfied getting to fulfill a long time fantasy.
I wouldn't want to do it as an on going thing. I'm much to dominant to watch a guy try and fuck my woman half as good as I can
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Masked]
#18744190 - 08/22/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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yah hopefully the husbandd is mad cool wit it an shit
p.s look at this icon
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Masked]
#18744200 - 08/22/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cuckold is the term. Her husband is probably totally into it.
Uh, and if he isn't?
OP, I disapprove.
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Synthe]
#18744210 - 08/22/13 08:17 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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chrisman u should ask about her husband lol see if he luvs it
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Synthe]
#18744212 - 08/22/13 08:18 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Synthe said:
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Cuckold is the term. Her husband is probably totally into it.
Uh, and if he isn't?
OP, I disapprove.
How can we know without him further investigating? I will tell you it's extremely likely this is the case. Especially if she's inviting him to her house so nonchalantly.
I say go check out her garden and have a conversation with her. Hit on her, get her revved up and when she's all hot and wanting, ask her straight up.
If she lies to you...believe her and fuck her. If she tells you the truth...let her husband watch and fuck her.
Win Win.
I approve OP
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Masked]
#18744234 - 08/22/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Agreed, he could be a cuckold, or maybe these garden parties that she speaks of are actually some kinky sex parties. Either way it is worth investigating.
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Masked]
#18744248 - 08/22/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Pretty sure less then half of guys are into the cuckold thing, so more likely than not he's not into it... I mean, it's possible sure, but what if she's just downright cheating on the guy?
I still disapprove, OP.
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Ballerium]
#18744260 - 08/22/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18744281 - 08/22/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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that's tuff chrisman
ask her if shes married up front.some women wear a ring to scare creepers away.if shes truly married DONT FUCK WITH HER CHRIS
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Synthe]
#18744283 - 08/22/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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but what if she's just downright cheating on the guy?
tis a possibility. But that's not his problem. I mean, a married woman who's try to sneak around and cheat isn't going to walk into a garden place, big rock on her finger and give him a card, tell him how she gardens nude or whatever and tell him to come check out her garden 
And if somehow I'm wrong, which I'm fairly positive i'm not, she's going to try and convince him she's either A. not married or B. he's okay with it
Either way, I'd just go with what she says and after some great sex, my conscience would sleep easy.
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Masked]
#18744619 - 08/22/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah it's a tough one. I'm gonna call her anyways and probably check out her garden. We'll talk and stuff and figure shit out. I don't want to assume too much based on the ring and loose out on a sweet piece, but at the same time, I don't wanna be "that guy". But who knows in this here crazy world we live in?
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
#18744652 - 08/22/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yea, check out her garden!
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#18744653 - 08/22/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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physicist said: You, being you, need to 
I approve this messege
O and Chris when are you coming down to visit?
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: fee]
#18744660 - 08/22/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think it'll be a week from this Sunday. Shit came up
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
#18744665 - 08/22/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sweet, that will be right after my next paycheck.
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