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Offlinenicechrisman
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Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT maybe married woman?
    #18743764 - 08/22/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

There was the HOT hottie in at my work today. I work at a garden center. She was making all kinds of comments about plants needing partners to do their thing, and about how she wears as little clothes as possible when it's hot, and how once she gets home to the garden she's nude. Telling me about how she likes to have people over for garden parties and stuff. I couldn't talk with her as much as I would have liked because of some cockblocking asshole behind her in line, but as she was leaving she gave me her card and told me to call her if I wanted to see her garden some time.

Trouble is she had a big shiny ring on her finger.

Would it be bad if I had sexy time with her?


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Edited by nicechrisman (08/24/13 09:55 PM)


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #18743774 - 08/22/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

do it! take pics of her "garden" too.

if possible, get some mdma and rip her a new one.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #18743777 - 08/22/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Sure that's not going to end badly.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: justdontgetit] * 2
    #18743786 - 08/22/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Her husband will be jerking it as he watches you pounding his wife, so it's all cool. :thumbup:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Murph] * 1
    #18743788 - 08/22/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

But it could also end VERY well :datass:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: qman]
    #18743791 - 08/22/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

ive always been turned on by that idea. watching while some dude tears my chick up from the inside... well, ex chick.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #18743793 - 08/22/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

What if it turned out that she's actually married to a fellow shroomerite?

DUH-DUH-DUUUH!

:sherlock:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18743794 - 08/22/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

It might be an old marriage that no longer exists? :smile:?


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #18743797 - 08/22/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

It's a trap!


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: justdontgetit] * 2
    #18743805 - 08/22/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

justdontgetit said:
ive always been turned on by that idea. watching while some dude tears my chick up from the inside... well, ex chick.



it seems like most guys like that.. but i'd hate to see my gf with someone else


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18743809 - 08/22/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Give her a ring, feel it out, then question the "ring".

Nobody needs to be that guy.
Sometimes someone will.
Hopefully it isn't you.

You never know though, it may be more than just the two of you.
Remember, you are no longer in podunk N.Washington, you are now close to the epicenter of porn and sin.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: dontknow]
    #18743818 - 08/22/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

dontknow said:
Quote:

justdontgetit said:
ive always been turned on by that idea. watching while some dude tears my chick up from the inside... well, ex chick.



it seems like most guys like that.. but i'd hate to see my gf with someone else




Yeah, I couldn't just stand by and watch...
I would have to join in.
Or at least blast semen over them.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Bender B Rodriguez]
    #18743819 - 08/22/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

you only live once man. But if the husband finds out you may not live long.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Durin]
    #18743834 - 08/22/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, maybe she's recently divorced or widowed. Maybe she just wears a ring cuz she doesn't like getting hit on all the time :shrug: I'll have to find out more when I call her. I would have a hard time not giving in though if she wanted to go. I've been in a bit of a dry spell since I moved.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman] * 2
    #18743846 - 08/22/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Whatever you do... think of the other guy.
Then ask, "why should that other guy get to bang a married chick and not me." :laugh2:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18743847 - 08/22/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

maybe shes using you so she can get a discount...


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: 4runner]
    #18743849 - 08/22/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:nodofunderstanding:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: 4runner]
    #18743852 - 08/22/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
Whatever you do... think of the other guy.
Then ask, "why should that other guy get to ban a married chick and not me." :laugh2:




why do you want him to think of the other guy while he bangs the chick? i think it would be easier to think about baseball or something. whatever works, i guess.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18743858 - 08/22/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

You, being you, need to  :pedropussy:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18743864 - 08/22/13 06:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

do it!


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