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InvisibleBallerium
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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18757378 - 08/25/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I feel stupid for asking this but what is a gimp?


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18757382 - 08/25/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Pulp Fiction reference. You never seen it?

Maybe it is kinda a dated reference... I'm old :shrug:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Ballerium] * 1
    #18757384 - 08/25/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

a person who is lacking a particular limb, hence always "gimp" in the particular direction of said limb, unless... that limb is like a penis, or something. some would still call that a gimp, though. LOL


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18757399 - 08/25/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Pulp Fiction reference. You never seen it?

Maybe it is kinda a dated reference... I'm old :shrug:



:thumbup:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Sham87]
    #18757411 - 08/25/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Ahhh :nodofunderstanding:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18757518 - 08/25/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I was thinkin' you'd be fine,
as long as no one pulled out a 9.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Rockhound]
    #18757538 - 08/25/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm jumping on the swinger bandwagon. Sounds like you're gonna get either both or nothing.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Hajnal]
    #18757557 - 08/25/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I personally would never fuck around with a married woman. Just too disrespectful and scandalous..:facepalm:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18757562 - 08/25/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You are going to get into the rabbit farm... wear proection and stay away from the coke... hopefully it will at least be x


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18757868 - 08/25/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds like the BF may be involved. One of those couples.. stay safe!


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Shroomism]
    #18758331 - 08/26/13 02:35 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
Sounds like the BF may be involved. One of those couples.. stay safe!




that sounds like a win-win situation to me


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT maybe married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18758340 - 08/26/13 02:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:

Trouble is she had a big shiny ring on her finger.

Would it be bad if I had sexy time with her?






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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: 4runner]
    #18758690 - 08/26/13 07:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Well you guys have got me curious what kinda scene I'm going to encounter when I get there, but I'm definitely gonna go check it out one of these nights real soon. I'll make sure to report back. And I'll make sure to bring some rubbers.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18758724 - 08/26/13 07:49 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
I feel stupid for asking this but what is a gimp?






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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18758846 - 08/26/13 08:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Don't do it, unless you haven't gotten laid in like 4 years.  Pussy isn't worth it, that's someone's marriage and unless they have an open relationship nothing good is coming from it.  Might as well just slam your dick in the car door.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: fapjack]
    #18758857 - 08/26/13 08:46 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Well the way it's developing, it sounds like some kinda swinger situation or open relationship. I'll just have to go over for cocktails and see what happens


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18758877 - 08/26/13 08:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Take them some brownies


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: Sham87]
    #18758879 - 08/26/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

yes. Maybe a cactus too :datass:


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18762915 - 08/27/13 08:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So she texted me yesterday and we texted back and forth a bit. She was asking me what my poison was and I said "well I've been known to ingest any number of different poisons. If you mean alcohol, I prefer beer usually". Also she was asking me what I like to eat and told me if she knew what day I was gonna be over, she'd invite some more people so we could have a party.


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Re: Would you guize disapprove of me sexing a HOT married woman? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18762974 - 08/27/13 09:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That sounds awesome man. so do you get the swingers vibe from thsi chick?


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