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OfflineAcaterpillar
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My gay problem
    #18742333 - 08/22/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

This gay dude is in love with me.
I enjoy his company, and always have a good time hanging out with him and his friends.

I don't have any interest in him though besides just being friends.

Do you think it's wrong for me to keep hanging out with him?


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 2
    #18742340 - 08/22/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

No. Just blatantly tell him nothing's gonna become of it.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 2
    #18742343 - 08/22/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

No. Just tell him you're not interested in him romantically/sexually. If he wants to bail out, it's up to him. If you feel fine with things as they are, I don't see a reason to break off contract.

What's the problem exactly?


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OfflineThe Vapor
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Re: My gay problem [Re: koraks]
    #18742348 - 08/22/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koraks said:
No. Just tell him you're not interested in him romantically/sexually. If he wants to bail out, it's up to him. If you feel fine with things as they are, I don't see a reason to break off contract.

What's the problem exactly?




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Re: My gay problem [Re: The Vapor]
    #18742352 - 08/22/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

The title to this cracked me the fuck up


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: My gay problem [Re: Gumby]
    #18742353 - 08/22/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Oh, I have. But he's a persistent one.

I made the mistake of giving him the D one very drunken night.
I explained my position to him the next morning.
But like I said, he's persistent.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 2
    #18742359 - 08/22/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

You gave him the D or you stuffed it in him?


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18742360 - 08/22/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
The title to this cracked me the fuck up



Yeah, I figured it would catch people's attention. :thumbup:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742365 - 08/22/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

tell him youre only interested in felacio in the receiving end. i here gay guys give some of the best head...

seriously though, if its not a problem, why even bring it to light?


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its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: My gay problem [Re: Konyap] * 4
    #18742366 - 08/22/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
:lol:

You gave him the D or you stuffed it in him?




Not sure what you're implying.
I fucked him in the ass
:shrug:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742375 - 08/22/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Oh, I have. But he's a persistent one.

I made the mistake of giving him the D one very drunken night.
I explained my position to him the next morning.
But like I said, he's persistent.




:laugh2:

care to explain how you gave him the D?


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: My gay problem [Re: koraks]
    #18742376 - 08/22/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koraks said:
What's the problem exactly?




The problem is he tries to give me money, buy me drinks, buy me gadgets. Anything to win my admiration.

I've told him several times, but I'm not sure how to get it through his head.
Maybe I need to give him an ultimatum or something.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742381 - 08/22/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

justdontgetit said:
tell him youre only interested in felacio in the receiving end. i here gay guys give some of the best head...




He didn't give very good head.
Best head I've gotten was from an ex-stripper. I came in about 30 seconds.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742390 - 08/22/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

sounds like the perfect companion to me. just give him one night.



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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742393 - 08/22/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

justdontgetit said:
tell him youre only interested in felacio in the receiving end. i here gay guys give some of the best head...




He didn't give very good head.
Best head I've gotten was from an ex-stripper. I came in about 30 seconds.




best head i got was a fat chick, she made me cum twice in 10 minutes. shit was crazy.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742396 - 08/22/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I love when a girl swallows.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742405 - 08/22/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

in some cases its better than vagina itself.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742411 - 08/22/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Especially some really loose vagoo


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit] * 7
    #18742414 - 08/22/13 01:24 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

op just DSHSB

Oh wait you already did


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Re: My gay problem [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18742423 - 08/22/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

think he would feel different about the situation if the guy was attractive?


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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