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OfflineAcaterpillar
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My gay problem
    #18742333 - 08/22/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

This gay dude is in love with me.
I enjoy his company, and always have a good time hanging out with him and his friends.

I don't have any interest in him though besides just being friends.

Do you think it's wrong for me to keep hanging out with him?


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 2
    #18742340 - 08/22/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

No. Just blatantly tell him nothing's gonna become of it.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 2
    #18742343 - 08/22/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

No. Just tell him you're not interested in him romantically/sexually. If he wants to bail out, it's up to him. If you feel fine with things as they are, I don't see a reason to break off contract.

What's the problem exactly?


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Re: My gay problem [Re: koraks]
    #18742348 - 08/22/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koraks said:
No. Just tell him you're not interested in him romantically/sexually. If he wants to bail out, it's up to him. If you feel fine with things as they are, I don't see a reason to break off contract.

What's the problem exactly?




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Re: My gay problem [Re: The Vapor]
    #18742352 - 08/22/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The title to this cracked me the fuck up


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Gumby]
    #18742353 - 08/22/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Oh, I have. But he's a persistent one.

I made the mistake of giving him the D one very drunken night.
I explained my position to him the next morning.
But like I said, he's persistent.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 2
    #18742359 - 08/22/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

You gave him the D or you stuffed it in him?


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18742360 - 08/22/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
The title to this cracked me the fuck up



Yeah, I figured it would catch people's attention. :thumbup:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742365 - 08/22/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

tell him youre only interested in felacio in the receiving end. i here gay guys give some of the best head...

seriously though, if its not a problem, why even bring it to light?


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its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
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Re: My gay problem [Re: Konyap] * 4
    #18742366 - 08/22/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
:lol:

You gave him the D or you stuffed it in him?




Not sure what you're implying.
I fucked him in the ass
:shrug:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742375 - 08/22/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Oh, I have. But he's a persistent one.

I made the mistake of giving him the D one very drunken night.
I explained my position to him the next morning.
But like I said, he's persistent.




:laugh2:

care to explain how you gave him the D?


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: koraks]
    #18742376 - 08/22/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koraks said:
What's the problem exactly?




The problem is he tries to give me money, buy me drinks, buy me gadgets. Anything to win my admiration.

I've told him several times, but I'm not sure how to get it through his head.
Maybe I need to give him an ultimatum or something.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742381 - 08/22/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

justdontgetit said:
tell him youre only interested in felacio in the receiving end. i here gay guys give some of the best head...




He didn't give very good head.
Best head I've gotten was from an ex-stripper. I came in about 30 seconds.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742390 - 08/22/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

sounds like the perfect companion to me. just give him one night.



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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742393 - 08/22/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

justdontgetit said:
tell him youre only interested in felacio in the receiving end. i here gay guys give some of the best head...




He didn't give very good head.
Best head I've gotten was from an ex-stripper. I came in about 30 seconds.




best head i got was a fat chick, she made me cum twice in 10 minutes. shit was crazy.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742396 - 08/22/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I love when a girl swallows.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742405 - 08/22/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

in some cases its better than vagina itself.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742411 - 08/22/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Especially some really loose vagoo


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit] * 7
    #18742414 - 08/22/13 01:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

op just DSHSB

Oh wait you already did


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Re: My gay problem [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18742423 - 08/22/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

think he would feel different about the situation if the guy was attractive?


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742424 - 08/22/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Maybe I need to give him an ultimatum or something.



Tell him that all he's buying you is guilt and that trying to lure you will only make him loose you as a friend.

Or some shit like that; what the fuck do I know.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742428 - 08/22/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

volcomstoner said:
op just DSHSB

Oh wait you already did



Nah bro, we used lube.

Quote:

justdontgetit said:
think he would feel different about the situation if the guy was attractive?



Yeah, I think I would. This guy is decent though.
I prefer girls, but I'd consider being in a relationship with a dude if he was a total badass and complete stud.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: koraks]
    #18742429 - 08/22/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

are you the gay friend hes talking about? your response seemed a little... personal.

i kid, i kid.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742432 - 08/22/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

justdontgetit said:
think he would feel different about the situation if the guy was attractive?



Yeah, I think I would. This guy is decent though.
I prefer girls, but I'd consider being in a relationship with a dude if he was a total badass and complete stud.




i think, and im sure others will agree, you should tell him exactly that.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742444 - 08/22/13 01:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Haha :lol: Nope.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742452 - 08/22/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

justdontgetit said:
Quote:

justdontgetit said:
think he would feel different about the situation if the guy was attractive?



Yeah, I think I would. This guy is decent though.
I prefer girls, but I'd consider being in a relationship with a dude if he was a total badass and complete stud.




i think, and im sure others will agree, you should tell him exactly that.




that just seems like it would make him feel inadequate, making him worsen the problem.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: koraks]
    #18742457 - 08/22/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koraks said:
Haha :lol: Nope.




:wellhellothere:


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: koraks] * 2
    #18742461 - 08/22/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koraks said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Maybe I need to give him an ultimatum or something.



Tell him that all he's buying you is guilt and that trying to lure you will only make him loose you as a friend.

Or some shit like that; what the fuck do I know.



I think you know too much, Koraks.
This is why we have to kill you.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742470 - 08/22/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Lmao this threads hilarious


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18742471 - 08/22/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Keep getting drunk and fucking him itll be mad funny yo


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"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: My gay problem [Re: koraks] * 1
    #18742479 - 08/22/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

But seriously, that was the best suggestion in this whole thread.

You always know what to say Koraks. :love:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
    #18742480 - 08/22/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That's alright, they do that all the time. I function better when dead anyway.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Sheekle]
    #18742484 - 08/22/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Keep getting drunk and fucking him itll be mad funny yo



Maybe I can turn it into a vlog and get mad famous yo


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742489 - 08/22/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It's not really your gay problem, I mean he's the one taking it in the ass.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: koraks]
    #18742491 - 08/22/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Lol yah do what koraks said duh obvious

Idk why hed keep hitting on u n shit all persistantly if he values ur friendship

i guess u shouldnt of fucked hIm and gave him the wring idea


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742494 - 08/22/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

volcomstoner said:
op just DSHSB

Oh wait you already did



Nah bro, we used lube.

Quote:

justdontgetit said:
think he would feel different about the situation if the guy was attractive?



Yeah, I think I would. This guy is decent though.
I prefer girls, but I'd consider being in a relationship with a dude if he was a total badass and complete stud.




Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
But seriously, that was the best suggestion in this whole thread.

You always know what to say Koraks. :love:




problem solved. lets just hope korak is pretty enough for pillar or shall i say acater's pillar.

ooooh...


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742506 - 08/22/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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problem solved. lets just hope korak is pretty enough for pillar or shall i say acater's pillar.

ooooh...




I like this guy.
:manofapproval:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742507 - 08/22/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

im confused. did you really bang him?


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its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit] * 2
    #18742511 - 08/22/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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im confused. did you really bang him?



Okay, okay you got me.
I actually banged him three times.

What can I say? It was fun
:shrug:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Sheekle]
    #18742527 - 08/22/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Hashtag first world problems


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742533 - 08/22/13 01:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

justdontgetit said:
problem solved. lets just hope korak is pretty enough for pillar or shall i say acater's pillar.

ooooh...




I like this guy.
:manofapproval:




:pedrophile:


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742534 - 08/22/13 01:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:youshouldtapthat:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 3
    #18742548 - 08/22/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

justdontgetit said:
im confused. did you really bang him?



Okay, okay you got me.
I actually banged him three times.

What can I say? It was fun
:shrug:




You led him on, you fucked him and now he loves you.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: qman] * 2
    #18742579 - 08/22/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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You led him on, you fucked him and now he loves you.



And now I feel guilty.

He tells me I'm the best he's been with
:blush:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742590 - 08/22/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

too bad your chick says different.

now i know where "down the rabbit hole" came from.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742593 - 08/22/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know about your hole, but no rabbits live in mine.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742597 - 08/22/13 02:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wish I had a chick.
My last one broke my dang heart :sad:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: koraks]
    #18742602 - 08/22/13 02:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

until acaterpillar gets drunk again...


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742613 - 08/22/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

This is getting hairy.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: koraks]
    #18742617 - 08/22/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

getting?

its been.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 3
    #18742646 - 08/22/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I think your gay problem is the same as a straight problem.
You fuck a person once and leave it at that, that person probably won't get attached.

You fuck that same person a "few" times and most likely he or she will start to have some feelings towards you even if you don't feel the same way.

The same situation happened to me with a chick. She was a very good friend, but I just fooled around with her when I was drunk a few times. It took a long time for her to get over the fact that I wasn't attracted to her. Actually it took her until she found someone else to be in a relationship with. :shrug:

It's hard to let down a good friend. Good luck man.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit] * 4
    #18742662 - 08/22/13 02:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Watch out.
When I get drunk I whip my dick out and start fucking anything that moves

:sped:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742674 - 08/22/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:sambergfive:


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: kr0nik0]
    #18742680 - 08/22/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I've had 2 gay friends in my life and neither ever hit on me or any of the other straight guys I hung out with to my knowledge.
Cool dude always had bomb weed and girls around him.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: kr0nik0]
    #18742682 - 08/22/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

kr0nik0 said:
It's hard to let down a good friend. Good luck man.




Thanks man. It definitely is.
This dude has a handful of other booty calls, but he seems to only want me.
Maybe it's because he knows he can't have it that he wants it even more.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18742688 - 08/22/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

become unappealing...


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 3
    #18742712 - 08/22/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Ask him to hook you up with one of his girl friends


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 2
    #18742799 - 08/22/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
This gay dude is in love with me.
I enjoy his company, and always have a good time hanging out with him and his friends.

I don't have any interest in him though besides just being friends.

Do you think it's wrong for me to keep hanging out with him?




Just be honest with him about how you feel (that you are not interested ) and continue to hang out with him and be friends, if he still wants that. Why would it be wrong to keep hanging out with him?


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Moonshoe]
    #18742808 - 08/22/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i dont get it... youre lying? are you being sarcastic? i mean, everything you post is fictional...


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742817 - 08/22/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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i dont get it... youre lying? are you being sarcastic? i mean, everything you post is fictional...




Fiction is not synonymous with lying or sarcasm.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Moonshoe]
    #18742824 - 08/22/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

huh?


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742845 - 08/22/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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huh?




"Fiction is the form of any work that deals, in part or in whole, with information or events that are not real, but rather, imaginary and theoretical—that is, invented by the author. "


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Moonshoe]
    #18742855 - 08/22/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

dude, im like, not smart and cannot keep up. gotta keep it simple with me.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18742861 - 08/22/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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justdontgetit said:
dude, im like, not smart and cannot keep up. gotta keep it simple with me.




I love you .


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Moonshoe]
    #18742891 - 08/22/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:sambergfive:


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit] * 3
    #18742900 - 08/22/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: My gay problem [Re: Moonshoe]
    #18742914 - 08/22/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

the fuck is that?


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit] * 1
    #18742924 - 08/22/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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the fuck is that?




It's a dude on a sleeping bag with an assault rifle and an exposed erection.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Moonshoe]
    #18742934 - 08/22/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i didnt even see the dick.


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well I'm beginning to see the first sign of light
its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
i'm so confused now, alright we me
we live it up, we live up, we take it easy, its alright with me
get up and get even, alright with me


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Moonshoe]
    #18742964 - 08/22/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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    #18743008 - 08/22/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

This post reminds me of the time i was a water polo player. this one dude was friends with a dude on the team and would come around the pool after school to chill. so the dude on my team was cool with him and dude on the team was not gay at all. so i became cool with him since he was a funny dude he seemed to like girls. will that was a facade! he came out to me one day was we where walking to my house to play counterstrike. mind you this is like 8 years ago. hes like yo i gotta tell you something. and i was like what you stole my silver chain? because it was missing. hes like no im gay. i was shocked that i had a gay friend he wanted to suck me off. i kicked him to the curb. BECAUSE he was gay. idk now gay people to me are like whatever its normal to see gay people but back then i was like what the FUCK? so if you feel this gay guy is your friend and he likes you just let him stuff you every now and then. you know hes always gonna have your back. hahahaha


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18743030 - 08/22/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do what everybody would do OP. Take full advantage of him, let him buy you shit, then once you get tired of him or he runs out of money, throw him out like yesterdays trash


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Megatrondon] * 2
    #18743033 - 08/22/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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This post reminds me of the time i was a water polo player. this one dude was friends with a dude on the team and would come around the pool after school to chill. so the dude on my team was cool with him and dude on the team was not gay at all. so i became cool with him since he was a funny dude he seemed to like girls. will that was a facade! he came out to me one day was we where walking to my house to play counterstrike. mind you this is like 8 years ago. hes like yo i gotta tell you something. and i was like what you stole my silver chain? because it was missing. hes like no im gay. i was shocked that i had a gay friend he wanted to suck me off. i kicked him to the curb. BECAUSE he was gay. idk now gay people to me are like whatever its normal to see gay people but back then i was like what the FUCK? so if you feel this gay guy is your friend and he likes you just let him stuff you every now and then. you know hes always gonna have your back. hahahaha




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Re: My gay problem [Re: Patlal]
    #18743043 - 08/22/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Do what everybody would do OP. Take full advantage of him, let him buy you shit, then once you get tired of him or he runs out of money, throw him out like yesterdays trash



What a terrible thing to say. Do you honestly believe "everybody" would do that? Sounds like you know some shitty people. Sorry to hear


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Sheekle]
    #18743053 - 08/22/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Do what everybody would do OP. Take full advantage of him, let him buy you shit, then once you get tired of him or he runs out of money, throw him out like yesterdays trash



What a terrible thing to say. Do you honestly believe "everybody" would do that? Sounds like you know some shitty people. Sorry to hear




You of all people here should see the sarcasm in my post...


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Re: My gay problem [Re: The Vapor]
    #18743057 - 08/22/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

This thread isn't so bad since everyone else always posts about their gay problems.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Patlal]
    #18743059 - 08/22/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

oh, guess it flew over my head then I duno lol


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Sheekle]
    #18743068 - 08/22/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So if a girl wants to suck you off everyday of the week for the summer and buys the beer when you chill. your gonna say no? only difference is Op has guys wanting the tube. but since your a good man you would tell her how it is right? like i cant do this i feel like im using you. am i right?


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Megatrondon] * 3
    #18743083 - 08/22/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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This post reminds me of the time i was a water polo player. this one dude was friends with a dude on the team and would come around the pool after school to chill. so the dude on my team was cool with him and dude on the team was not gay at all. so i became cool with him since he was a funny dude he seemed to like girls. will that was a facade! he came out to me one day was we where walking to my house to play counterstrike. mind you this is like 8 years ago. hes like yo i gotta tell you something. and i was like what you stole my silver chain? because it was missing. hes like no im gay. i was shocked that i had a gay friend he wanted to suck me off. i kicked him to the curb. BECAUSE he was gay. idk now gay people to me are like whatever its normal to see gay people but back then i was like what the FUCK? so if you feel this gay guy is your friend and he likes you just let him stuff you every now and then. you know hes always gonna have your back. hahahaha




I kicked this post to the curb. BECAUSE it's gay. :facepalm:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: kr0nik0] * 2
    #18743115 - 08/22/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: My gay problem [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18743199 - 08/22/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: you made up for that block of incoherent text with that gif.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18743246 - 08/22/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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So if a girl wants to suck you off everyday of the week for the summer and buys the beer when you chill. your gonna say no? only difference is Op has guys wanting the tube. but since your a good man you would tell her how it is right? like i cant do this i feel like im using you. am i right?




I'm too nice of a guy, so yeah, I would tell her how it is.
But then I'd let her suck me off anyways :lol:

If I was attracted to the guy, I'd let him have his fun, but I'm not.
And I can't force something like that without feeling like a street walker.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18743600 - 08/22/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

just give his mouth a chance...


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18743744 - 08/22/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Like I done told ya, ask him to hook you up with one of his girl friends. He'll get all emotionally conflicted and stop if you persist for a few weeks

Bet you 10 bucks


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18743759 - 08/22/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

thats actually the best piece of advice i heard from this :laugh2: thread.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18744338 - 08/22/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Like I done told ya, ask him to hook you up with one of his girl friends. He'll get all emotionally conflicted and stop if you persist for a few weeks

Bet you 10 bucks



He's one of those gay dudes that doesn't have any real friends that are girls.
He seems kind of repulsed by them :lol:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18745054 - 08/22/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

DUDE! You said you wouldn't tell anyone! :mad2: :smirk:

What Koraks said was the best thing, just tell him simply what your feelings are. What you wrote in here. :shrug:
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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18745273 - 08/23/13 01:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
Like I done told ya, ask him to hook you up with one of his girl friends. He'll get all emotionally conflicted and stop if you persist for a few weeks

Bet you 10 bucks



He's one of those gay dudes that doesn't have any real friends that are girls.
He seems kind of repulsed by them :lol:




That sucks


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18745294 - 08/23/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So you're the last man on Earth and you hear a knock on the door.

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Re: My gay problem [Re: Konyap]
    #18745415 - 08/23/13 02:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I can't believe you'd talk about me behind my back

:rofl:

I don't see why you don't handle this just as you would if it were a chick. Or you could get fat.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: koods]
    #18745543 - 08/23/13 03:29 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Why would he be into someone not gay anyways? :shrug:
Some juvenile shit right there... take him to a gay bar and exit stage right.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18745551 - 08/23/13 03:34 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

op, just suck the fella off, friends for life!


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Re: My gay problem [Re: druqs]
    #18745651 - 08/23/13 04:44 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Just let it happen.:ruggedwink:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #18745706 - 08/23/13 05:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Lol I had this problem too. Second my ex dumped me her best gay friend was all over me. Messaging me every day. He was cool so I didn't mind, but eventually he caught on that I wasn't into the idea of snogging him. Now he doesn't talk to me but whatever


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18745717 - 08/23/13 05:32 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Dystopia said:
This thread isn't so bad since everyone else always posts about their gay problems.




Not even a single +1.

Megatrondon, can you do me a favor and post

"You fail me yet again, Dystopia".

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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18745823 - 08/23/13 06:29 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

aiyobro said:
:lol:

You gave him the D or you stuffed it in him?




Not sure what you're implying.
I fucked him in the ass
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So... you're gay?


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18745828 - 08/23/13 06:32 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Not against gays but i can not stand some gays, but thats just me :shrug:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Synthe]
    #18745861 - 08/23/13 06:53 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Synthe said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

aiyobro said:
:lol:

You gave him the D or you stuffed it in him?




Not sure what you're implying.
I fucked him in the ass
:shrug:




So... you're gay?





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Re: My gay problem [Re: Synthe]
    #18745948 - 08/23/13 07:37 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Synthe said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

aiyobro said:
:lol:

You gave him the D or you stuffed it in him?




Not sure what you're implying.
I fucked him in the ass
:shrug:




So... you're gay?




Nah bruh, I prefer girls but happen to be a little more open minded about things.
Existence isn't so binary as society would lead you to believe.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18745950 - 08/23/13 07:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

lol


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 3
    #18746016 - 08/23/13 08:00 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

Synthe said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

aiyobro said:
:lol:

You gave him the D or you stuffed it in him?




Not sure what you're implying.
I fucked him in the ass
:shrug:




So... you're gay?




Nah bruh, I prefer girls but happen to be a little more open minded about things.
Existence isn't so binary as society would lead you to believe.




im open minded, but would never bang a dude or let a dude bang me. i dont have a problem with you bangin a dude though. ive had gay friends too, but like i said, i wont ever cross that line. has nothing to do with society either. i just dont like dick. well, i like my dick. if i could, i would blow myself at least twice a day. now, the real question is, would i swallow?


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Psychotria]
    #18746045 - 08/23/13 08:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Not against gays but i can not stand some gays, but thats just me :shrug:



I'm not against all people, but I can't stand some people. Not only is that me, but I'd say a lot of people feel that way. :shrug:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Sheekle]
    #18746070 - 08/23/13 08:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

OP is a tease!


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Re: My gay problem [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18746075 - 08/23/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

But there are no tits to be posted :confused:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: OldHam]
    #18746408 - 08/23/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

OldHam said:
Quote:

Synthe said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

aiyobro said:
:lol:

You gave him the D or you stuffed it in him?




Not sure what you're implying.
I fucked him in the ass
:shrug:




So... you're gay?





It's not gay if you're on top.



So... you're bi?


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18746419 - 08/23/13 09:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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This gay dude is in love with me.
I enjoy his company, and always have a good time hanging out with him and his friends.

I don't have any interest in him though besides just being friends.

Do you think it's wrong for me to keep hanging out with him?





No. Establish with him how you feel. Be straight forward and direct. Don't be mean, but be confident and defiant where your relationship is going and how you feel about him.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Synthe]
    #18746422 - 08/23/13 09:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yep.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar] * 2
    #18746450 - 08/23/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sexuality is not some rigid definition of three or four different terms. Sexuality is a wide range of sexual being based on past sexual experiences and personality. Sexuality is really this wide spectrum and men constantly want to simplify it to gay straight bi.

Woman who have sex with other woman in college, then have boyfriends and a husband for the rest of her life. Does that make her gay? Does that make her bi- probably not. Sexuality is way more fluid and complex than what you guys are making it out to be.

I've had sex with guys. I've got my dick sucked and sucked dick. My preference is woman and right now I am only dating woman. I've had girlfriends and boyfriends. I don't call myself bi because I am not split between men and woman equally when it comes to sexual preference. In reality I fall on the boarder of bi leaning towards woman. If a girl in a bar asked me what my sexual identity is and was locking eyes with me I'd say i'm straight. If a hot gay guy came up to me in a bar and asked me I'd say bi. In reality it's somewhere on the boarder, but sexuality is wayyyy too complex for me to say all of this when some sexy person comes up to me and is attracted to me.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: withoutawire]
    #18746486 - 08/23/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

good post withoutawire


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Re: My gay problem [Re: withoutawire]
    #18746494 - 08/23/13 10:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

withoutawire said:
Sexuality is not some rigid definition of three or four different terms. Sexuality is a wide range of sexual being based on past sexual experiences and personality. Sexuality is really this wide spectrum and men constantly want to simplify it to gay straight bi.

Woman who have sex with other woman in college, then have boyfriends and a husband for the rest of her life. Does that make her gay? Does that make her bi- probably not. Sexuality is way more fluid and complex than what you guys are making it out to be.

I've had sex with guys. I've got my dick sucked and sucked dick. My preference is woman and right now I am only dating woman. I've had girlfriends and boyfriends. I don't call myself bi because I am not split between men and woman equally when it comes to sexual preference. In reality I fall on the boarder of bi leaning towards woman. If a girl in a bar asked me what my sexual identity is and was locking eyes with me I'd say i'm straight. If a hot gay guy came up to me in a bar and asked me I'd say bi. In reality it's somewhere on the boarder, but sexuality is wayyyy too complex for me to say all of this when some sexy person comes up to me and is attracted to me.




what are you doin later...

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Re: My gay problem [Re: justdontgetit]
    #18746507 - 08/23/13 10:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

for some people sexuality is very rigid.

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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18746741 - 08/23/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I would let him blow you just stress to him you aren't gay and it should be fine.  Its not gay if you close your eyes.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: fapjack]
    #18746748 - 08/23/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

yeah, have him over a few nights of the week. tell him to bring some buds and to pucker up.


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its been a long time but have you ever been told
the love it cover the earth, the water cover the sea
some live for them silver and gold

be careful of what you do now, its alright with me
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Re: My gay problem [Re: fapjack]
    #18746754 - 08/23/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

dude on dude sex is gay no matter what :rolleyes:
it's the epitomy of gayness in fact


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Re: My gay problem [Re: dontknow]
    #18746759 - 08/23/13 11:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Get it? 'Rigid.'


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Re: My gay problem [Re: dontknow] * 1
    #18746796 - 08/23/13 11:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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dude on dude sex is gay no matter what :rolleyes:
it's the epitomy of gayness in fact




This is a flat out lie.  As long as you do not make eye contact, pull out before you cum, and cross your fingers during its not gay.  Your grandpa obviously never had that talk with you...:rolleyes:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: fapjack] * 1
    #18746833 - 08/23/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

heh heh, rigid.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: fapjack]
    #18746853 - 08/23/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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dude on dude sex is gay no matter what :rolleyes:
it's the epitomy of gayness in fact




This is a flat out lie.  As long as you do not make eye contact, pull out before you cum, and cross your fingers during its not gay.  Your grandpa obviously never had that talk with you...:rolleyes:



Good ol grandpa jack has let me down..


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Re: My gay problem [Re: fapjack]
    #18748341 - 08/23/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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dude on dude sex is gay no matter what :rolleyes:
it's the epitomy of gayness in fact




This is a flat out lie.  As long as you do not make eye contact, pull out before you cum, and cross your fingers during its not gay.  Your grandpa obviously never had that talk with you...:rolleyes:




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Re: My gay problem [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18748361 - 08/23/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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dude on dude sex is gay no matter what :rolleyes:
it's the epitomy of gayness in fact




This is a flat out lie.  As long as you do not make eye contact, pull out before you cum, and cross your fingers during its not gay.  Your grandpa obviously never had that talk with you...:rolleyes:




Crossing your fingers only works if you stick them up your butt




That REALLY works for me.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #18748866 - 08/23/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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dude on dude sex is gay no matter what :rolleyes:
it's the epitomy of gayness in fact




This is a flat out lie.  As long as you do not make eye contact, pull out before you cum, and cross your fingers during its not gay.  Your grandpa obviously never had that talk with you...:rolleyes:




Crossing your fingers only works if you stick them up your butt



Oh yeah, the Cincinnati swirl... Been a long time since I used that one.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: fapjack]
    #18748888 - 08/23/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Oh yeah, the Cincinnati swirl



I'd love to know the etymology of that.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: koods]
    #18748911 - 08/23/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I totally just made it up and googled it and of course its already on UD...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cincinnati%20cream%20swirl


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Re: My gay problem [Re: fapjack]
    #18749019 - 08/23/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I totally just made it up and googled it and of course its already on UD...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cincinnati%20cream%20swirl


I like mine better though.




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Re: My gay problem [Re: koods]
    #18749044 - 08/23/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

These forums make me smart. :flowstone:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: koods]
    #18749051 - 08/23/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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It is nearly impossible to have an original idea anymore.




how about alligator tacos, has anyone tried that.

Don't worry about your gay friend op, just treat him like a really ugly girl.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: lazyfingers] * 1
    #18749068 - 08/23/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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It is nearly impossible to have an original idea anymore.




how about alligator tacos, has anyone tried that.

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how about cat tacos.:sad:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: lazyfingers] * 1
    #18749107 - 08/23/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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how about cat tacos.:sad:




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Re: My gay problem [Re: The Vapor]
    #18749122 - 08/23/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

how about butternut squash shit confetti diamond laced adrenaline taco?

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    #18749130 - 08/23/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

im not googling that one.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: withoutawire]
    #18749860 - 08/24/13 01:08 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Sexuality is not some rigid definition of three or four different terms. Sexuality is a wide range of sexual being based on past sexual experiences and personality. Sexuality is really this wide spectrum and men constantly want to simplify it to gay straight bi.

Woman who have sex with other woman in college, then have boyfriends and a husband for the rest of her life. Does that make her gay? Does that make her bi- probably not. Sexuality is way more fluid and complex than what you guys are making it out to be.

I've had sex with guys. I've got my dick sucked and sucked dick. My preference is woman and right now I am only dating woman. I've had girlfriends and boyfriends. I don't call myself bi because I am not split between men and woman equally when it comes to sexual preference. In reality I fall on the boarder of bi leaning towards woman. If a girl in a bar asked me what my sexual identity is and was locking eyes with me I'd say i'm straight. If a hot gay guy came up to me in a bar and asked me I'd say bi. In reality it's somewhere on the boarder, but sexuality is wayyyy too complex for me to say all of this when some sexy person comes up to me and is attracted to me.




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Re: My gay problem [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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Sexuality is not some rigid definition of three or four different terms. Sexuality is a wide range of sexual being based on past sexual experiences and personality. Sexuality is really this wide spectrum and men constantly want to simplify it to gay straight bi.

Woman who have sex with other woman in college, then have boyfriends and a husband for the rest of her life. Does that make her gay? Does that make her bi- probably not. Sexuality is way more fluid and complex than what you guys are making it out to be.

I've had sex with guys. I've got my dick sucked and sucked dick. My preference is woman and right now I am only dating woman. I've had girlfriends and boyfriends. I don't call myself bi because I am not split between men and woman equally when it comes to sexual preference. In reality I fall on the boarder of bi leaning towards woman. If a girl in a bar asked me what my sexual identity is and was locking eyes with me I'd say i'm straight. If a hot gay guy came up to me in a bar and asked me I'd say bi. In reality it's somewhere on the boarder, but sexuality is wayyyy too complex for me to say all of this when some sexy person comes up to me and is attracted to me.







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Re: My gay problem [Re: The Vapor]
    #18749871 - 08/24/13 01:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

hehehehe


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    #18749874 - 08/24/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I met acaterpillar recently, he is a very nice fellow.


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I met acaterpillar recently, he is a very nice fellow.




Luuuckkyyyy.  :bashful:


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^^not this.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: OldHam] * 1
    #18810974 - 09/07/13 09:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So the problem recently reached a head.

We planned to hang out Friday and get really high.
He hits me up on Thursday asking if I wanna chill, and I say "Sure, but I made plans with this girl, can she come?"
He says it's fine.

So I bring her over there, and we all get supersuper high at his place.

He keeps trying to get me to fuck her so he can watch, but the girl wants to wait before we bang, and she definitely wouldn't be down with him watching.

So finally after we leave, he starts sending me these furious texts about how I basically spit in his face and was extremely disrespectful to him. How he had been waiting for TWO WHOLE WEEKS for that night, and that I totally blew him off.

Soo I finally lay it out for him. I explain how we actually planned for Friday, so I didn't blow him off in any manner. I also explain that I know he's really upset because he saw me with a girl that I really like, and it made him realize that I have zero sexual or romantic interest in him.
Basically I think he's throwing a temper tantrum because he didn't get what he wanted, but he's trying to make me look and sound like the bad guy whenever I did absolutely nothing wrong.

I figure he'll get over his emotions, but if not, I can't say I'll be that upset. I value this girl more than I valued his relationship.
I will be somewhat disappointed, because we've known each other for a while and had lots of great times together.
But if he's this emotionally hurt over nothing, then I don't think we should be hanging out together because he's only going to get hurt more.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18811147 - 09/07/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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So the problem recently reached a head.

We planned to hang out Friday and get really high.
He hits me up on Thursday asking if I wanna chill, and I say "Sure, but I made plans with this girl, can she come?"
He says it's fine.

So I bring her over there, and we all get supersuper high at his place.

He keeps trying to get me to fuck her so he can watch, but the girl wants to wait before we bang, and she definitely wouldn't be down with him watching.

So finally after we leave, he starts sending me these furious texts about how I basically spit in his face and was extremely disrespectful to him. How he had been waiting for TWO WHOLE WEEKS for that night, and that I totally blew him off.

Soo I finally lay it out for him. I explain how we actually planned for Friday, so I didn't blow him off in any manner. I also explain that I know he's really upset because he saw me with a girl that I really like, and it made him realize that I have zero sexual or romantic interest in him.
Basically I think he's throwing a temper tantrum because he didn't get what he wanted, but he's trying to make me look and sound like the bad guy whenever I did absolutely nothing wrong.

I figure he'll get over his emotions, but if not, I can't say I'll be that upset. I value this girl more than I valued his relationship.
I will be somewhat disappointed, because we've known each other for a while and had lots of great times together.
But if he's this emotionally hurt over nothing, then I don't think we should be hanging out together because he's only going to get hurt more.




Hard to admit, but I see a little of myself in your friend. Not the wanting to watch someone have sex thing, just the reaction to feeling rejected. I like the perspective. Good story, too.


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Re: My gay problem [Re: koods]
    #18811169 - 09/07/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

A gay person getting jealous at another man for looking at a girl, how intriguing...:rolleyes:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Konyap]
    #18811172 - 09/07/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That's kind of weird though, would a girl want you to fuck another girl in front of her and get mad if you didnt?":lol:


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Re: My gay problem [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18811236 - 09/07/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:hamletmonkey:

Sounds like my old friend, except he never fessed up about being gay unless he was tripping. Then he would adamantly deny his gay mancrush on me when I brought it up the next day, pretending he never said the gayest things I've ever heard the day before ruining my trip. Rinse and repeat, long story short I don't hang out with him anymore


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