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dontknow said: dude on dude sex is gay no matter what it's the epitomy of gayness in fact
This is a flat out lie. As long as you do not make eye contact, pull out before you cum, and cross your fingers during its not gay. Your grandpa obviously never had that talk with you...
Crossing your fingers only works if you stick them up your butt
Oh yeah, the Cincinnati swirl... Been a long time since I used that one.
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Re: My gay problem [Re: fapjack]
#18748888 - 08/23/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh yeah, the Cincinnati swirl
I'd love to know the etymology of that.
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Re: My gay problem [Re: koods]
#18748911 - 08/23/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I totally just made it up and googled it and of course its already on UD... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cincinnati%20cream%20swirl
I like mine better though.
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Re: My gay problem [Re: fapjack]
#18749019 - 08/23/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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fapjack said: I totally just made it up and googled it and of course its already on UD... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cincinnati%20cream%20swirl
I like mine better though.
It is nearly impossible to have an original idea anymore.
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Re: My gay problem [Re: koods]
#18749044 - 08/23/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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These forums make me smart.
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Re: My gay problem [Re: koods]
#18749051 - 08/23/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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It is nearly impossible to have an original idea anymore.
how about alligator tacos, has anyone tried that.
Don't worry about your gay friend op, just treat him like a really ugly girl.
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It is nearly impossible to have an original idea anymore.
how about alligator tacos, has anyone tried that.
Don't worry about your gay friend op, just treat him like a really ugly girl.
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Re: My gay problem [Re: koods]
#18749071 - 08/23/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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how about cat tacos.
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how about butternut squash shit confetti diamond laced adrenaline taco?
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withoutawire said: Sexuality is not some rigid definition of three or four different terms. Sexuality is a wide range of sexual being based on past sexual experiences and personality. Sexuality is really this wide spectrum and men constantly want to simplify it to gay straight bi.
Woman who have sex with other woman in college, then have boyfriends and a husband for the rest of her life. Does that make her gay? Does that make her bi- probably not. Sexuality is way more fluid and complex than what you guys are making it out to be.
I've had sex with guys. I've got my dick sucked and sucked dick. My preference is woman and right now I am only dating woman. I've had girlfriends and boyfriends. I don't call myself bi because I am not split between men and woman equally when it comes to sexual preference. In reality I fall on the boarder of bi leaning towards woman. If a girl in a bar asked me what my sexual identity is and was locking eyes with me I'd say i'm straight. If a hot gay guy came up to me in a bar and asked me I'd say bi. In reality it's somewhere on the boarder, but sexuality is wayyyy too complex for me to say all of this when some sexy person comes up to me and is attracted to me.
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withoutawire said: Sexuality is not some rigid definition of three or four different terms. Sexuality is a wide range of sexual being based on past sexual experiences and personality. Sexuality is really this wide spectrum and men constantly want to simplify it to gay straight bi.
Woman who have sex with other woman in college, then have boyfriends and a husband for the rest of her life. Does that make her gay? Does that make her bi- probably not. Sexuality is way more fluid and complex than what you guys are making it out to be.
I've had sex with guys. I've got my dick sucked and sucked dick. My preference is woman and right now I am only dating woman. I've had girlfriends and boyfriends. I don't call myself bi because I am not split between men and woman equally when it comes to sexual preference. In reality I fall on the boarder of bi leaning towards woman. If a girl in a bar asked me what my sexual identity is and was locking eyes with me I'd say i'm straight. If a hot gay guy came up to me in a bar and asked me I'd say bi. In reality it's somewhere on the boarder, but sexuality is wayyyy too complex for me to say all of this when some sexy person comes up to me and is attracted to me.
100% totally gay homersexual
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hehehehe
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I met acaterpillar recently, he is a very nice fellow.
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tyrannicalrex said: I met acaterpillar recently, he is a very nice fellow.
Luuuckkyyyy.
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Re: My gay problem [Re: koods]
#18750494 - 08/24/13 08:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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^^not this.
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Re: My gay problem [Re: OldHam] 1
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So the problem recently reached a head.
We planned to hang out Friday and get really high. He hits me up on Thursday asking if I wanna chill, and I say "Sure, but I made plans with this girl, can she come?" He says it's fine.
So I bring her over there, and we all get supersuper high at his place.
He keeps trying to get me to fuck her so he can watch, but the girl wants to wait before we bang, and she definitely wouldn't be down with him watching.
So finally after we leave, he starts sending me these furious texts about how I basically spit in his face and was extremely disrespectful to him. How he had been waiting for TWO WHOLE WEEKS for that night, and that I totally blew him off.
Soo I finally lay it out for him. I explain how we actually planned for Friday, so I didn't blow him off in any manner. I also explain that I know he's really upset because he saw me with a girl that I really like, and it made him realize that I have zero sexual or romantic interest in him. Basically I think he's throwing a temper tantrum because he didn't get what he wanted, but he's trying to make me look and sound like the bad guy whenever I did absolutely nothing wrong.
I figure he'll get over his emotions, but if not, I can't say I'll be that upset. I value this girl more than I valued his relationship. I will be somewhat disappointed, because we've known each other for a while and had lots of great times together. But if he's this emotionally hurt over nothing, then I don't think we should be hanging out together because he's only going to get hurt more.
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Acaterpillar said: So the problem recently reached a head.
We planned to hang out Friday and get really high. He hits me up on Thursday asking if I wanna chill, and I say "Sure, but I made plans with this girl, can she come?" He says it's fine.
So I bring her over there, and we all get supersuper high at his place.
He keeps trying to get me to fuck her so he can watch, but the girl wants to wait before we bang, and she definitely wouldn't be down with him watching.
So finally after we leave, he starts sending me these furious texts about how I basically spit in his face and was extremely disrespectful to him. How he had been waiting for TWO WHOLE WEEKS for that night, and that I totally blew him off.
Soo I finally lay it out for him. I explain how we actually planned for Friday, so I didn't blow him off in any manner. I also explain that I know he's really upset because he saw me with a girl that I really like, and it made him realize that I have zero sexual or romantic interest in him. Basically I think he's throwing a temper tantrum because he didn't get what he wanted, but he's trying to make me look and sound like the bad guy whenever I did absolutely nothing wrong.
I figure he'll get over his emotions, but if not, I can't say I'll be that upset. I value this girl more than I valued his relationship. I will be somewhat disappointed, because we've known each other for a while and had lots of great times together. But if he's this emotionally hurt over nothing, then I don't think we should be hanging out together because he's only going to get hurt more.
Hard to admit, but I see a little of myself in your friend. Not the wanting to watch someone have sex thing, just the reaction to feeling rejected. I like the perspective. Good story, too.
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