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TweakFromSouthPark
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What are you planning to do in hell?
#18741600 - 08/22/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm probably going to use my right nostril as a bowl and my left as a carb to smoke killer dank with coke sprinkled on top while riding a gangsta as fuck flying horse.
what are some of the things you are going to do in hell?
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I'm not going to do anything special to be honest. I'll probably just like watch tv and stuff.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Niffla]
#18741613 - 08/22/13 10:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Niffla said: I'm not going to do anything special to be honest. I'll probably just like watch tv and stuff.
yeah but tv in hell will be badass
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TweakFromSouthPark said:
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Niffla said: I'm not going to do anything special to be honest. I'll probably just like watch tv and stuff.
yeah but tv in hell will be badass
It will be Martha Stewart on every channel.
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Edited by johnm214 (08/22/13 03:58 PM)
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Niffla]
#18741641 - 08/22/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'll probably just masturbate a lot
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Niffla]
#18741642 - 08/22/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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TweakFromSouthPark said:
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Niffla said: I'm not going to do anything special to be honest. I'll probably just like watch tv and stuff.
yeah but tv in hell will be badass
It will be Martha Stewart on every channel.
martha stewart is badass
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I'll probably just exist in some meaningless void for all of eternity but who knows what happens
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: psychodelia]
#18741671 - 08/22/13 10:30 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I always thought it would be fun to jam with Satan for a bit, seeing how he was the Angel of Music (as well as many other things). Then after I jammed with him, I'd shove his trumpet up his ass. I've always wanted to rape Satan. God knows he's rapped me in many forms, many times.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: psychodelia]
#18741678 - 08/22/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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 Fuck all the disease ridden whores I shied away from while mortal.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: HeyImShroomy]
#18741685 - 08/22/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'd be like:
"Holy shit Christianity was right?!?!"
Then I'd kick it with Satan and ask him questions about stuff.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: vinsue]
#18741694 - 08/22/13 10:35 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Beanhead]
#18741705 - 08/22/13 10:37 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wanna tote guns and shoot dice.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#18741713 - 08/22/13 10:39 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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You can do that in the here and now... . . .
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#18741715 - 08/22/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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shivas.wisdom said: I wanna tote guns and shoot dice.
all my life i been considered as the worst.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: vinsue]
#18741723 - 08/22/13 10:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#18743015 - 08/22/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well, I personally don't believe in hell.
But assuming hell did exist, and assuming you're going there (and you probably are) why would you assume that you'll do anything in hell other than be tortured for all eternity?
Probably end up in a non-stop loop of getting a whole pineapple shoved up your ass, until the place between your legs is nothing more than a bloody, painful mush-- then *poof* you're good as new and it starts all over again.

Okay, not terribly original, but that's one of the weird little images I get in my mind when I think of hell.
Seriously, though-- given that there is no historical / theological basis for your idea, I'm curious why you would see hell as anything but a place of torture.
You damn kids are watching too many fucking weird illuminati rap videos. Kanye and A$AP Rocky videos brainwashing you and shit.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: CidneyIndole]
#18743064 - 08/22/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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business internet serious
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Make it hotter, of course.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Penelope_Tree]
#18743076 - 08/22/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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More like scare everyone away.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Penelope_Tree]
#18743080 - 08/22/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Im going to start a lucrative business harvesting whatever the ground is in hell and turning into some sort of suitable sculpture like of jesus or something maybe even a fleshlite for those horny dmons to use. Soon I will have worked my way up in the econonic ladder of hell and I will be right up there with satan himself for my mud/lavarock sculptures. Maybe hel even let me return ass a ghost.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Penelope_Tree]
#18743084 - 08/22/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Niffla]
#18743087 - 08/22/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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TweakFromSouthPark said:
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Niffla said: I'm not going to do anything special to be honest. I'll probably just like watch tv and stuff.
yeah but tv in hell will be badass
It will be Martha Stewart on every channel.
It will be Martha Stewart Nancy Grace on every channel.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: johnm214]
#18743093 - 08/22/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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That does sound devilishly infernal. You've a sick mind, john.
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Play guitar, jam with Hendrix, have some orgies, and trip on acid a lot.
I think about this question quite often and the majority of time I really wish hell exists.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: gulper2323]
#18743197 - 08/22/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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gulper2323 said: Play guitar, jam with Hendrix, have some orgies, and trip on acid a lot.
I think about this question quite often and the majority of time I really wish hell exists.
Well thats asinine. I think the goal is to count on hell not existing and spread your buttcheeks like a little girl if it does.
If hell is really just a gathering of drug users and artists then its no longer hell, its just woodstuck on repeat.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: gulper2323]
#18743260 - 08/22/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hell makes no sense at all. It's such a geocentric idea that it really cannot be true.
It's probably more like: Oh, I'm dying. Then you fight. Then you weep. Then you accept. And then the circle starts anew for you. Creation unfolds and you slip into another form of existence in the greatest and most beautiful story that ever existed.
Safe travels.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Lord_McLovin]
#18743275 - 08/22/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Of course, you could recognize hell and heaven parts in there, but that is up to definition.
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: ModestMouse]
#18743350 - 08/22/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said:
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gulper2323 said: Play guitar, jam with Hendrix, have some orgies, and trip on acid a lot.
I think about this question quite often and the majority of time I really wish hell exists.
Well thats asinine. I think the goal is to count on hell not existing and spread your buttcheeks like a little girl if it does.
If hell is really just a gathering of drug users and artists then its no longer hell, its just woodstuck on repeat.
All the drug users and artists will group together and make a little area of hell our own . The murderers and the crazys won't go near our group (just like one group won't go near another in high school) and even if they did come near us they can't kill us or anything so 
Seriously if hell exists it would be awesome; I rather party in hell than fade into the nothingness
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I sure hope hell has ESPN
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: rulesq]
#18743391 - 08/22/13 05:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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rulesq said: I sure hope hell has ESPN
lmao
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Niffla]
#18743522 - 08/22/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'd become rich and fuck lots of demons in tha ass while shooting cocaine in one arm and heroin in the other and drinkin a keg of jack and steal satans ride and crach it into your moms house all by smuggling in ice water!!!
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Smuggle in how exactly?
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: rulesq]
#18743537 - 08/22/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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my of course!! I'll put three or nine 5 gallon jugs in my ass just before I die (because I know when I'll die so I can be prepared) and have them ready for distribution upon arrival!
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Seems legit

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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: rulesq]
#18743598 - 08/22/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Your souls will be revived and murdered over and over for eternity.
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TweakFromSouthPark said:
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Niffla said: I'm not going to do anything special to be honest. I'll probably just like watch tv and stuff.
yeah but tv in hell will be badass
Youre talking like hell is like heaven for heavy metal heads. If hell is real you'd probably be tortured and kept from what you like most. I highly doubt you'd be able to smoke weed or ride a flying horse
That being said if hell did work like that id smoke spliffs with John Lennon and Jim Morrison
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That's a pretty Dark Age or Dante Alighieri way of looking at Hell.
The Bible describes Hell as being a place eternally separate from God. It also describes Hell as dark, cold, and a place of gnashing of teeth and weeping. Iirc it also says something along the lines of you'll be able to indulge in your vices and pleasures but will never get satisfaction from them.
Sounds just like earth to me, only minus the Christians. Sign me up.
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Naw I'm pretty sure it'd be like this:
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: rulesq]
#18743743 - 08/22/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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if i where in hell and if hell where real i would train everyday to become stronger until the day i could rise up and slay satan or make a pact with him to lend me some powers so i could go to heaven and slay god hypothetically no one should weild so much power haha so ill put everything back in line
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: kinkaku]
#18743757 - 08/22/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ill agree with your original post i'll join you.
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