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OfflineTweakFromSouthPark
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What are you planning to do in hell?
    #18741600 - 08/22/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I'm probably going to use my right nostril as a bowl and my left as a carb to smoke killer dank with coke sprinkled on top while riding a gangsta as fuck flying horse.

what are some of the things you are going to do in hell?


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: TweakFromSouthPark] * 1
    #18741608 - 08/22/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I'm not going to do anything special to be honest. I'll probably just like watch tv and stuff.


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Niffla]
    #18741613 - 08/22/13 10:14 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
I'm not going to do anything special to be honest. I'll probably just like watch tv and stuff.




yeah but tv in hell will be badass


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: TweakFromSouthPark]
    #18741625 - 08/22/13 10:16 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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TweakFromSouthPark said:
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Niffla said:
I'm not going to do anything special to be honest. I'll probably just like watch tv and stuff.




yeah but tv in hell will be badass




It will be Martha Stewart on every channel.




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Edited by johnm214 (08/22/13 03:58 PM)


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Niffla]
    #18741641 - 08/22/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I'll probably just masturbate a lot :shrug:


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OfflineTweakFromSouthPark
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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Niffla]
    #18741642 - 08/22/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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TweakFromSouthPark said:
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Niffla said:
I'm not going to do anything special to be honest. I'll probably just like watch tv and stuff.




yeah but tv in hell will be badass




It will be Martha Stewart on every channel.




martha stewart is badass


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: TweakFromSouthPark]
    #18741660 - 08/22/13 10:27 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I'll probably just exist in some meaningless void for all of eternity but who knows what happens


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: psychodelia]
    #18741671 - 08/22/13 10:30 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I always thought it would be fun to jam with Satan for a bit, seeing how he was the Angel of Music (as well as many other things). Then after I jammed with him, I'd shove his trumpet up his ass. I've always wanted to rape Satan. God knows he's rapped me in many forms, many times.


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: psychodelia]
    #18741678 - 08/22/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)


Fuck all the disease ridden whores I shied away from while mortal.


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: TweakFromSouthPark]
    #18741683 - 08/22/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I'm more of a



Than a



:jesussaves: . . . :peace:


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18741685 - 08/22/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I'd be like:

"Holy shit Christianity was right?!?!"

Then I'd kick it with Satan and ask him questions about stuff.


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: vinsue]
    #18741694 - 08/22/13 10:35 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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HeyImShroomy said:
I always thought it would be fun to jam with Satan for a bit, seeing how he was the Angel of Music (as well as many other things). Then after I jammed with him, I'd shove his trumpet up his ass. I've always wanted to rape Satan. God knows he's rapped me in many forms, many times.



music part sounds cool, raping is kind of gey (shroomitis)

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Fuck all the disease ridden whores I shied away from while mortal.



nice :thumbup:

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I'm more of a



Than a



:jesussaves: . . . :peace:




well buddy i've got bad news for you  :pipesmoke:


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Bender B Rodriguez]
    #18741696 - 08/22/13 10:35 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

BBQ good souls all day long and do drugs, lots n lots of drugs.


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: Beanhead]
    #18741705 - 08/22/13 10:37 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I wanna tote guns and shoot dice.


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #18741713 - 08/22/13 10:39 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

You can do that in the here and now...:guns: . . . :peace:


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #18741715 - 08/22/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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shivas.wisdom said:
I wanna tote guns and shoot dice.



all my life i been considered as the worst.


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: vinsue]
    #18741723 - 08/22/13 10:41 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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You can do that in the here and now...:guns: . . . :peace:



not with biggie smalls i can't


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #18743015 - 08/22/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Well, I personally don't believe in hell.

But assuming hell did exist, and assuming you're going there (and you probably are) why would you assume that you'll do anything in hell other than be tortured for all eternity?

Probably end up in a non-stop loop of getting a whole pineapple shoved up your ass, until the place between your legs is nothing more than a bloody, painful mush-- then *poof* you're good as new and it starts all over again.


:lol:


Okay, not terribly original, but that's one of the weird little images I get in my mind when I think of hell.




Seriously, though-- given that there is no historical / theological basis for your idea, I'm curious why you would see hell as anything but a place of torture.



You damn kids are watching too many fucking weird illuminati rap videos.  Kanye and A$AP Rocky videos brainwashing you and shit.

:facepalm:


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: CidneyIndole]
    #18743064 - 08/22/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

business internet serious


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Re: What are you planning to do in hell? [Re: TweakFromSouthPark]
    #18743071 - 08/22/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Make it hotter, of course.


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