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Naked and Afraid
    #18738046 - 08/21/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Where do they find these people? I understand that surviving on your own for 3 weeks would be challenging but it seems like the people are strictly chosen to suck. For instance the guy who was a navy seal after his intro you expected him to be throwing spears at birds but 5 minutes in he admits he is a city boy? Also haven't you noticed that almost every episode someone gets sick from drinking water haven't they heard of the thousands of methods for sanitizing water.. making a sand filter? doing it the native american way by throwing hot rocks into the water to make it boil.. The guy who got really bad sunburn could have easily smeared mud on himself! The only episode that had somewhat worthy people was the episode with the pretty sexy chick and chill dude where they caught lobster and shit...

I'd gladly do this show for 50k it'd be the easiest 3 weeks ever.


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Re: Naked and Afraid [Re: Gorlax]
    #18738095 - 08/21/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

the show with the guys from dual survival? I heard about their nude show but hadn't seen it yet.

Surviving like humans, in their most animal like state. Badass


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Re: Naked and Afraid [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18738111 - 08/21/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

na not those guys...thank GOD.. its a new show with similar concept..



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Re: Naked and Afraid [Re: Gorlax]
    #18739561 - 08/21/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

ive noticed that myself.

how about the guyss one item that was goggles and was afraid of the water?

come to think of it i think it is the same lobster episode. but fuck..

goggles.. and you are a 'survivalist' comeonman


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Re: Naked and Afraid [Re: rackem]
    #18740215 - 08/21/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah man that shit was retarded, then the episode with puma or whatever. dude is like a muskrat survival guy and goes and drinks dirty jungle water like wha da fuq


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Re: Naked and Afraid [Re: Gorlax]
    #18741911 - 08/22/13 11:29 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Man I do not know what show you are speaking of, But The SAS survival handbook is pretty much a joke.  Crap I learned most of it by age 13 in the boyscouts :laugh2: 9 out of 10 of my hunting / fishing buddies would make these guys look STOOOOPID.


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Re: Naked and Afraid [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #18742554 - 08/22/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

^ It's on the discovery channel and its fairly new. I've grown up camping and doing lots of shit with my family and never read no handbook but learned the essentials from my dad and brothers. These people are grade A retards. They make the guys look totally fucking stupid and the women somehow know more... I guess the show would suck if the people were good at it. no fuck ups and no suspense

LAWLZ I just sent in an application for the show hahaha!


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Re: Naked and Afraid [Re: Gorlax]
    #18746015 - 08/23/13 08:00 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Gorlax said:


LAWLZ I just sent in an application for the show hahaha!



Need a guy good with knives , fishing , snares , foraging etc ? :wink:


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Re: Naked and Afraid [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #18746854 - 08/23/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

yah that's me ha but when you fill out the application they really want fuck ups by the way that thing was worded. One of the questions is what kind of people piss you off the most? haha so you know they pair you up with assholes :tongue2:


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Re: Naked and Afraid [Re: Gorlax]
    #18748518 - 08/23/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Well there's always a solution a good ass whoopin and abandonment would work. :psycrankey:


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Re: Naked and Afraid [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #18750024 - 08/24/13 02:33 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, saw 1/2 of an episode and was grimacing the whole time.
It was like a red hot poker has been inserted into my asshole.

:mypoorbrain:
Mentally. Very uncomfortable.


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Re: Naked and Afraid [Re: OldHam] * 1
    #18750868 - 08/24/13 10:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder how many edits they have to do where the *real* survivalist behind the camera swats a berry / neon frog / jar of clearly labeled poison out of somebodies mouth with a HOLY FUCK DONT FUCKING EAT THAT!


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Re: Naked and Afraid [Re: mathieu]
    #18750899 - 08/24/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: Naked and Afraid [Re: OldHam]
    #18757914 - 08/25/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

yes--- they pick the real winners on purpose.

FYI---  REALITY TV HAS NO PLOT, ergo, there MUST be conflict in every episode, otherwise people wouldnt watch it.  The reason people watch is to see other people getting fucked by nature not to learn from an ACTUAL survivalist how to make do in the wilds.

FACT.  Conflict drives the plot-- even when there is no plot.  There isn't a single screenplay or show that was successful EVER made that didnt have conflict. 

except for maybe dog tv


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