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The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street 6
#18737961 - 08/21/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Here you are. You're walking down the street. Sure, you remembered to wear clothes today. Clothes that match, in fact. That's a good goddamn thing because the girl walking towards you on the sidewalk is smokin'. Initiate "not looking like a fool" sequence. We won't fall for those pitfalls we've done in the past. Stammering, horribly repulsive body language, shit - anything. We got this shit on lock. Not going to look like a dipshit here. Confidence. Check. Focus.
OK, she's approaching now. Glance one - eye contact. Check. Was that a smile? Let's assume no. Damnit, don't look so stern - she'll think you're a curmudgeon. But wait! Don't cheese out right now, she'll think you're some creeper. There, a subtle smirk. Perfect. Here's eye contact #2. Yep - extended gaze, held for a moment. Great. Just about to cross paths now. Keep your gait up, full strides, don't appear predefeated.
Passing by her now, successfully didn't look like a dipshit. Pat on the back. Handled that encounter without coming off like an idiot and scaring her away.... wait.... what encounter? I didnt say anything! Bah! Well i can't turn around and call after her now, that's ridiculous - i'm not the type to catcall - and she'll assume it's only because i had turned around as she passed and stared at her ass.
No, can't call after her. Maybe she'll call after me. Yeah, that'd be ideal. Then I could use my suave conversational abilities to invite her out for a drink and a bite - shit, the 14th st corridor is right there, it'd be easy. She's probably super cool, just the kind of nonconformist nonjudgmental introspective festival-loving brilliant funny gorgeous girl I've always known i'd run into on the sidewalk one day. Perfect! Just what i've been looking for. How fortunate that I was walking down this street today and happened to come by her, and she totally initiated the conversation and everything happened perfect. Sweet. What a great morning.
Oh, I've arrived at work.
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: memes]
#18737968 - 08/21/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pretty much.
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: Synthe]
#18737981 - 08/21/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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The worst part is you can picture yourself going through the motions as I read it
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: Inconspicuous]
#18738017 - 08/21/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i had a lot of fun writing it
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: memes]
#18738022 - 08/21/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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It would help me visualise it better if you had pictures
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: memes]
#18738031 - 08/21/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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lol yeah I feel weird wwalking by people I don't know sometimes like I'm supposed to be in the middle of something
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: Inconspicuous]
#18738038 - 08/21/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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remember, just be yourself... but control and adjust every aspect of your personality appropriately to the current situation.
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: memes]
#18738050 - 08/21/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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If it's meant to be you'll see her again. Anyways, stopping someone in the middle of the street to flirt can come off as weird, so it might be better that way! When you see her again(in an atmosphere more suited to persuing coitus)you can impress her by telling her how great she looked when you saw her that day. You could also just whip it out.
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: Mycelium-yum]
#18738055 - 08/21/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Another similarly awkward situation is when you are walking up stairs behind an attractive woman.
Where do you put your eyes?
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: Inconspicuous]
#18738059 - 08/21/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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eye rape
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: Inconspicuous]
#18738130 - 08/21/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Inconspicuous said: Another similarly awkward situation is when you are walking up stairs behind an attractive woman.
Where do you put your eyes?
uh, her ass.
hey everyone - no need to offer up advice. if i was looking for a cure to the way i am, i'd post this in P&MWB. This was meant for entertainment.
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: memes]
#18738150 - 08/21/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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You're doing it all wrong.
step one - focus eyes to ground step two - as she approaches yell out YOU PRETTY step three- run in opposite direction giggling step four - slightly trip and skin your knee step five - return to your feet and continue running while giggling
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: Murph]
#18738156 - 08/21/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: druqs]
#18738174 - 08/21/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ha I've never seen that.
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: Murph]
#18738184 - 08/21/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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haha that was funny.
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: Murph]
#18738242 - 08/21/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well written. I've done this too many times myself.
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Re: The Mind of an Introvert: passing an attractive woman in the street [Re: Inconspicuous]
#18738311 - 08/21/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Inconspicuous said: The worst part is you can picture yourself going through the motions as I read it
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