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OldHam



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Longest without cumming? EDIT: Like in terms of months and weeks and years an shit.
#18736222 - 08/21/13 07:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm trying this fucking 'reset' bullshit. Rebooting my brain back to 'normal'  by not having any ecstatic moments, or some shit. I guess this coffee is ruinting it.
But anyways I once was celibate for a little over a month. 
Sad, when I think about it. My dick rules me.
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Edited by OldHam (08/21/13 07:45 AM)
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: OldHam]
#18736245 - 08/21/13 07:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: OldHam]
#18736251 - 08/21/13 07:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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A few hours but I was on amphetamines.
Sober maybe like 45min I never timed it.
Making love feels like forever.
Masturbsting is a diff case all together
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: Legend]
#18736256 - 08/21/13 07:28 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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45 minutes between sessions or what? Do you sleep?
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: OldHam]
#18736275 - 08/21/13 07:36 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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drugs don't count. One time I was blasted on an 1.5 oz of tussionex and nothing happened..quite the bullshit.. moral of the story drugs prevent the
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: Gorlax]
#18736291 - 08/21/13 07:44 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I was gonna say, this is a drug forum so we'll be seeing some outrageous times.
Sober i usually last like 15 minutes, more id its a second or third round. Less if im juat super horny. I usually cum super quickly after my girl does...its hard to hold it back at that point
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: Gorlax]
#18736293 - 08/21/13 07:44 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think you guys are taking this the wrong way I mean long term, like weeks and shit. Months, years maybe. Like, if you wanted to totally go without sex, how long do you think you'd last, or have you lasted.
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: OldHam]
#18736303 - 08/21/13 07:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh I don't like to go a week without busting a nut
My body does it for me in my sleep if I don't do something about it sooner or later
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: Legend]
#18736313 - 08/21/13 07:53 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Never tried to stop, just as an experiment?
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: OldHam]
#18736315 - 08/21/13 07:53 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah I don't see why though.
I enjoy ejaculating its one of my favorite pass times
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: Legend]
#18736322 - 08/21/13 07:55 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: Legend]
#18736328 - 08/21/13 07:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I ejaculate a couple of times a week and edge every day for 30+ min.
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18736354 - 08/21/13 08:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I believe you can hold a load for 14 days. After that your testicles start over so at the 13 day you bet your going to have a massive
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: Gorlax]
#18736360 - 08/21/13 08:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gorlax said: I believe you can hold a load for 14 days. After that your testicles start over so at the 13 day you bet your going to have a massive 
Source? Also, if I don't cum for 4-6 days I'll cum in my sleep.
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: Gorlax]
#18736364 - 08/21/13 08:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I held it for a month. Nuthin. But when I it fucking flew like 6 feet in the air.
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18736376 - 08/21/13 08:17 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
pwnasaurus said:
Quote:
Gorlax said: I believe you can hold a load for 14 days. After that your testicles start over so at the 13 day you bet your going to have a massive 
Source? Also, if I don't cum for 4-6 days I'll cum in my sleep.
Google it! and yes it's released as a wet dream eventually.
Edited by Gorlax (08/21/13 08:18 AM)
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: Gorlax]
#18736380 - 08/21/13 08:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Probably when you're at a family members house asleep on the couch with everyone watching football.
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: Gorlax] 1
#18736381 - 08/21/13 08:20 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I hate when people say "make love " I don't want to make love, bitch I want to fuckkkkkkkk.
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Charming.
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: OldHam]
#18736466 - 08/21/13 08:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Damn straight.
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: rew736]
#18736524 - 08/21/13 09:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Maybe a week or so, generally try not to go more than 2 days or I get extremely irritable.
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Quote:
VivaLaMushie said: I hate when people say "make love " I don't want to make love, bitch I want to fuckkkkkkkk.

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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: OldHam]
#18736945 - 08/21/13 11:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Maybe almost a week once? And... uh... the first 9 years? of my existence
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: Synthe]
#18736967 - 08/21/13 11:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think the longest I've gone without cumming would be the 9 years before I figured out how to cum. After that maybe a week and I was bed ridden with very severe food poisoning.
I've also had crazy sex and masturbation sessions on some stimulants till I was chafed and it hurt to have sex/beat off for a few days after
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Re: Longest without cumming? EDIT: Like in terms of months and weeks and years an shit. [Re: OldHam]
#18737037 - 08/21/13 11:34 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Weeks & sometimes months (usually two max though) pass without me noticing or caring.
When I have drugs every day, amphetamines every hour.
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Re: Longest without cumming? EDIT: Like in terms of months and weeks and years an shit. [Re: Beanhead]
#18737197 - 08/21/13 12:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Actually, when I was strung out on opiates I would go weeks without jacking off, on subs I went even longer cause orgasms hurt.
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Re: Longest without cumming? [Re: fapjack]
#18737215 - 08/21/13 12:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sorry, I have ED so an erection is a miracle. It happens, but it is as rare as a harvest moon.
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Re: Longest without cumming? EDIT: Like in terms of months and weeks and years an shit. [Re: Beanhead]
#18737257 - 08/21/13 12:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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12 years
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