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Demonic_Chronic
The Plague Doctress



Registered: 08/10/08
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Re: Every morning counts [Re: Niffla]
#18736107 - 08/21/13 06:27 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Demonic_Chronic said: Uh oh, roommates awake...Gotta go make sure he doesnt eat 20 dollars in fucking groceries that we just bought. So glad hes moving out, literally we have to write our name on shit and it still does nothing. Last week me and my girl bought a lb of roast beef, and a loaf of oatnut bread. He wakes up for work, makes 2 fat ass sandwiches and takes like half a bag of chips. I weighed the lunchmeat afterwards and he ate nearly half of it in one lunch and he doesnt fucking pay for groceries. We leave notes telling him not to eat certain things and he will go and specifically eat the shit we say not to.
DC
What an ass. Not to condone violence or anything, but...I'd be itching to test out the good ole uppercut on that fool

Im pretty confident in my ability to defend myself but hes dumber than a bag of hammers and 3x my size. Retard strength is real.
DC
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Legend
RIP Sasha



Registered: 03/29/10
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Loc: TX
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Still chilling drinking Yerba mate, first cup was with hemp milk second cup organic soy
Smoking a cig now listening to black sabbath, gonna go to the later testing today.
You guys are weird in the morning I love it
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Demonic_Chronic
The Plague Doctress



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Re: Every morning counts [Re: Legend]
#18736117 - 08/21/13 06:34 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I got me some creedence going.
DC
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Legend
RIP Sasha



Registered: 03/29/10
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Jamming the classics this morning.
Nice!
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No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind. [url=]Buy the ticket, take the ride. [/url]Are you lost?
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Everlong
King of the Neckbeards


Registered: 03/24/08
Posts: 9,087
Loc: Poconos
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VivaLaMushie said: How big is your Cock? This could be a game changer.
Meh, it's only average like 6 inches at most when I'm horny raging, smaller if I'm not in the mood. :watchout:
My ex loved it, but she was like 5'4", 100 pounds.
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Legend
RIP Sasha



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Re: Every morning counts [Re: Everlong]
#18736134 - 08/21/13 06:37 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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You can do a lot with a hairless 6 inch don't let viva discourage you
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Everlong
King of the Neckbeards


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Re: Every morning counts [Re: Legend]
#18736142 - 08/21/13 06:42 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Legend said: You can do a lot with a hairless 6 inch don't let viva discourage you

When I don't have a boner it looks pretty small. 
I'd still rage plow her field and I'm sure she would enjoy it, don't worry.
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Chowder963
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Re: Every morning counts [Re: Everlong]
#18736144 - 08/21/13 06:44 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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A healthy breakfast may help in the quality of your erection, also, this little bowl hair cut loser has a bigger penis than you. Props to your honesty, mines not too much bigger.
You can gain a few centimeters by remembering to eat healthy in the morning with a heart healthy diet and a piece of fruit.. Im getting concerned with your lack of interest in the importance of a healthy breakfast..
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



Registered: 07/20/09
Posts: 11,231
Loc: Minnesnowta
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Re: Every morning counts [Re: Everlong]
#18736147 - 08/21/13 06:46 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I got this awesome reggae/ska playlist playing all morning, some oldschool shit fucking love it.
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Legend
RIP Sasha



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Pink Floyd right now. I have my pandora zeppelin station on.
Some reggae sounds nice
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Everlong
King of the Neckbeards


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Re: Every morning counts [Re: Chowder963]
#18736150 - 08/21/13 06:47 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: A healthy breakfast may help in the quality of your erection, also, this little bowl hair cut loser has a bigger penis than you. Props to your honesty, mines not too much bigger.
You can gain a few centimeters by remembering to eat healthy in the morning with a heart healthy diet and a piece of fruit.. Im getting concerned with your lack of interest in the importance of a healthy breakfast..
Every guy who posts on this website magically has a wiener bigger then the average, I know.
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



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eyes are getting heavy, been a few days since any sleep for more than an hour or two.. just a few more hours and im poppin sleeping meds, fuckit if my schedule is out of whack.
unless my package comes, them ima bumb some mad MXE and trip my face off on al-lad till the sun goes down
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



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Hey, 6 inches is nice. Too big = painful
So I just smashed my face on one of the weight machines while chasing the cap to my water bottle. Holy shit I'm embarrassed and my forehead hurts
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Legend
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Yeah too big is bad, I've had a few girls who thought I was too wide or thick for them. My ex would bleed sometimes I felt so bad
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volcomstoner said: eyes are getting heavy, been a few days since any sleep for more than an hour or two.. just a few more hours and im poppin sleeping meds, fuckit if my schedule is out of whack.
unless my package comes, them ima bumb some mad MXE and trip my face off on al-lad till the sun goes down
Ah damn yeah get some rest unless that package comes! Gotta love the mailman
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Everlong
King of the Neckbeards


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VivaLaMushie said: Hey, 6 inches is nice. Too big = painful
So I just smashed my face on one of the weight machines while chasing the cap to my water bottle. Holy shit I'm embarrassed and my forehead hurts
Yeah I'd rather be smaller and be able to go balls deep if you know what I mean.
Also, your embarrassment just lets other guys in the gym know you are vulnerable to mistakes. It might of gave some of them a boner. At least a semi-chubby.
I seriously need to go to sleep soon.
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Demonic_Chronic
The Plague Doctress



Registered: 08/10/08
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Re: Every morning counts [Re: Legend]
#18736174 - 08/21/13 06:54 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ugh MXE, I went batshit insane on that drug lol. Was ordering 10g+ a week for a while lol.
Im good on that lol, I do miss me some K though.
DC
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Chowder963
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Re: Every morning counts [Re: Everlong]
#18736176 - 08/21/13 06:55 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lol 6 inches with a "rager" isnt normal. A rager means its a bit bigger. Im sure alot of people lie here yeah so I do commend you on your honesty. I didnt say mine was huge.
But dont forget the breakfast, promise me. I care about you dawg, im just being a holm skillet to you man, eat that shiz, eat your breakfast like youve never eaten breakfast before.
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Everlong
King of the Neckbeards


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Re: Every morning counts [Re: Chowder963]
#18736178 - 08/21/13 06:56 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: Lol 6 inches with a "rager" isnt normal. A rager means its a bit bigger. Im sure alot of people lie here yeah so I do commend you on your honesty. I didnt say mine was huge.
But dont forget the breakfast, promise me. I care about you dawg, im just being a holm skillet to you man, eat that shiz, eat your breakfast like youve never eaten breakfast before.
Chowder telling me what's normal
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volcomstoner
I'll have just one more xanax



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Everlong said: I seriously need to go to sleep soon.
agreed.
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Demonic_Chronic said: Ugh MXE, I went batshit insane on that drug lol. Was ordering 10g+ a week for a while lol.
Im good on that lol, I do miss me some K though.
DC
holy fuck! a gram lasts me weeks! and I give a lot away. Love the stuff tho, cant wait to try shooting it
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Demonic_Chronic
The Plague Doctress



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Thats when my MXE use declined, when I was sitting there with a belt around my arm and a syringe of MXE, promised myself long ago I would never IV anything and Ive kept that promise.
DC
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