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InvisibleSynthe
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Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis
    #18734924 - 08/20/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Sup how my narwhals doing tonight? If any of you have an inadmissible monogamist, I can copulate her with my $5 footlong.


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InvisibleNiffla
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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: Synthe]
    #18734938 - 08/20/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

We may be approaching shroomery record status, as there are now currently 4 LNC's on the front page tonight. HOT DAMN MOFOS IT'S GETTING REAL AS FUCK IN HERE


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: Niffla]
    #18734942 - 08/20/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



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InvisibleSynthe
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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: Synthe]
    #18734969 - 08/20/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Kerf my life into morsels
This is my ulterior resort
Asphyxiation, no inhaling
Don't give a fuck if I slice my limbs hemorrhaging
Already stated is my conclusive resort


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Offlinenicechrisman
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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: Niffla]
    #18734973 - 08/20/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:offthehook:


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18734977 - 08/20/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

ok im goin to sleep night


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: Sheekle]
    #18734984 - 08/20/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

peace later sheek


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: Sheekle]
    #18734986 - 08/20/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Did all the LNC hoppin tucker you out?


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18734998 - 08/20/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

When are all you narwhales planning on baconing?


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: SARAtonin]
    #18735006 - 08/20/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I dunno but I'm thinking the sooner the better.


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: Niffla]
    #18735009 - 08/20/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

delicious bacon


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18735013 - 08/20/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: Niffla]
    #18735029 - 08/20/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

bacon is for noobs.


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: g00ru]
    #18735085 - 08/20/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

g00ru said:
bacon is for noobs.




What the vegetable did you just fucking say about me, you little vegan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the slaughterhouse training academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on PETA, and I have over 300,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in animal slaughter and corporate warfare and I’m the top pig roaster in my state. You are nothing to me but just another rack of ribs. I coat you in BBQ sauce with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with spewing that vegan nonsense to me over the Internet? Think again, broccoli-head. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of carnivores USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the meatstorm, maggot. The meatstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your vegan lifestyle. Your diet is fucking ruined, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can feed you delicious over seven hundred ways, and that’s just when I'm wearing nothing but an apron and a single pink sock. Not only am I extensively trained in cow-tipping and bovine takedowns, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the largest slaughterhouse in America and I will use it to its full extent to feed you pork products. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment about bacon was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price in meat, you goddamn idiot. I will piss bacon-grease all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to fucking eat my meat and say you like it, kiddo.


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: Synthe]
    #18735093 - 08/20/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:tongue: but if you do eat bacon, thats ok too


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: g00ru]
    #18735100 - 08/20/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:okay:


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: Synthe]
    #18735234 - 08/21/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:dancingbacon:





I'll smash a butt with me long pirates mast!


Sheekle, would you consider yourself to be an autohagiographr?


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: Synthe]
    #18735245 - 08/21/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe I'm really fucking high but how many lnc's are up right now

Shit. Too high for you fools


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: Legend]
    #18735253 - 08/21/13 12:31 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Legend said:
Maybe I'm really fucking high but how many lnc's are up right now

Shit. Too high for you fools




It's an LNC party up in here


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Re: Limited Narwhale Caenogenesis [Re: Niffla]
    #18735256 - 08/21/13 12:32 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Whoop whoop


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