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Dreaming Nomad
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So I'm watching zombie movies and I was wondering 1
#18734589 - 08/20/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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What if there was a zombie wearing something on his head like a motorcycle helmet or a gimp mask hahahahahahaha HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO BITE ANYBODY!!
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Re: So I'm watching zombie movies and I was wondering [Re: Dreaming Nomad] 2
#18734592 - 08/20/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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are you on drugs
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Re: So I'm watching zombie movies and I was wondering [Re: Sheekle]
#18734600 - 08/20/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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dude it's a serious question. This is the cure for zombies. Why cut off their heads when they can STILL bite you? Just mass manufacture bike helmets.
It's fricken genious.
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Re: So I'm watching zombie movies and I was wondering [Re: 2Experimental] 1
#18734616 - 08/20/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL
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Re: So I'm watching zombie movies and I was wondering [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
#18734619 - 08/20/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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That would probably work well, ha. But they could still scratch you and infect you, depending on what zombie infection (movie) rules you go by.
I'm just gonna throw this out there, the idea of smart zombies pisses me right off. Zombies shouldn't be able to use tools/weapons, or have any kind of intelligence damnit.
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Re: So I'm watching zombie movies and I was wondering [Re: Dreaming Nomad] 1
#18734630 - 08/20/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: So I'm watching zombie movies and I was wondering [Re: Dreaming Nomad] 2
#18734637 - 08/20/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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ain't no zombies gonna be wearin no helmets cuz theyre gonna have gone done been bitten and the transformation is gonna make em all of fuck and woozy and hot so they will take it off as an attempt to feel better and lower their body temps and then go on biting and stuff because there aint no zombie cure n00b
as for helmeting zombied zombies, i aint fuckin around with none-a-dat, i'll stick to a shotty & katana
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Re: So I'm watching zombie movies and I was wondering [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
#18734745 - 08/20/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomopotamus said: ain't no zombies gonna be wearin no helmets... n00b
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Re: So I'm watching zombie movies and I was wondering [Re: broken]
#18734896 - 08/20/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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good reason to keep your helmet on in event of zombie apocalypse
at least you won't be able to turn on your loved ones
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Re: So I'm watching zombie movies and I was wondering [Re: g00ru] 1
#18734943 - 08/20/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've been bit! That's it, you're putting on the helmet and were tying some mittens or boxing gloves to your hands.
Crisis averted
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