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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: Sham87]
    #18734141 - 08/20/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

True, the guy is a pussy LOL.  Why did he get 5 inches away from OP's face then just walk away after love staring for 10 seconds?  Because he's a pussy bitch wanna-be girl with a strapon and takes steroids while petting his chihuahua and listening to his mom tell him how manly he is.


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18734167 - 08/20/13 08:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe he was so close cuz he was getting ready to fart back but ended up sharting and had to go clean his pants..


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18734168 - 08/20/13 08:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lolsy: OP should find him next time he's at the gym and fart on his face again.


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: Sham87]
    #18734211 - 08/20/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Maybe he was so close cuz he was getting ready to fart back but ended up sharting and had to go clean his pants..




hahahahah that shit is good.  That's the ultimate sign of immaturity.



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Sham87 said:
:lolsy: OP should find him next time he's at the gym and fart on his face again.



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Sham87 said:
:lolsy: OP should find him next time he's at the gym and fart on his face again.




And get it on camera.


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: Sham87]
    #18734370 - 08/20/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Sham87 said:
:lolsy: OP should find him next time he's at the gym and fart on his face again.



yes, you should definitely try to make a habit of this, not only in the gym but in grocery stores as well. please report back with results daily! many laughs were had.


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18734411 - 08/20/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I just LOLed at this and it made me fart. You win!


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: st1llnox]
    #18734426 - 08/20/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I love that stellar diagram.

Hahahahahah.


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: happymealplease]
    #18734429 - 08/20/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Okay so for some background, this is what our bench press layout looks like:

- = bench

| = head of bench

---| (small space to walk) |---

So when you walk between you either have to put ass or crotch in someone's face if they're benching right.  I'm using the bench on the left, building up to my work weight, and there's a guy on the right bench doing a press.  I get up and grab a 45 to slap on one side of the bar, and the foot of the bench has a few people at the moment, so I make the clutch decision to carry the weight through the small gap to get to the other end of the bar.  This turns out to be one of the worst decisions I've ever made in my life.  As I'm squeezing through, I have to turn my body, and I figured ass beats crotch a few inches from dudes face.  Well out of nowhere I blow a big one.  I don't know how loud it was because I had my noise-canceling earbuds in, but I knew it was powerful because I felt like it blew my shorts back.  I had the immediate thought of "oh shit did I just fart in that guys face"?  And I didn't think it was possible, but in my head I'm thinking about it, and it makes me smile because in a juvenile way I'm amused at the potential of that having occurred.

Sure enough I get out of the squeeze between the benches and this guy slams the bar into the rack, flies off the bench and gets in my face.  He's in gorilla stance looking all pissed (which is partially from being in no-BS when benching, you know what I'm talking about).  He's about 5 inches from my face.  I'm in workout mode so my body chemistry is making me feel fucking alpha, and I realize now that I still have that stupid ass grin on my face.  So I'm staring at him looking mildly amused, and he just keeps staring, looking insanely pissed.  We held eye contact like this for what was probably 10 seconds, then he just went back to his bench, and I went back to my workout.

I don't even know where it came from.  I rarely fart these days, I eat too healthy.



Awwww, the lovely sound of the homosexual mating call! And it seems to have worked! You gazed into each others eyes for at least ten seconds, and spoke each others unspoken language with your eyes! :heart::tongue::smirk:


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #18734453 - 08/20/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

sweaty gym fart. i'd be miffed too :aweohyou:


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #18734531 - 08/20/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
Awwww, the lovely sound of the homosexual mating call! And it seems to have worked! You gazed into each others eyes for at least ten seconds, and spoke each others unspoken language with your eyes! :heart::tongue::smirk:



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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: Sheekle]
    #18734569 - 08/20/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Happymealplease! LOL :lolsy:


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #18734620 - 08/20/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

OP lifts bro


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: Legend]
    #18734733 - 08/20/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18734742 - 08/20/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:feelsgoodman:


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18734833 - 08/20/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:yeahthatsright: hahahaha


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: stndtmplpilot]
    #18734865 - 08/20/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Does your username say Student Pilot?


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18735044 - 08/20/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

In sixth grade I farted in PE when we were doing warm up sit-ups xD and we were laying diagonally from each other. So embarrassing back then! Haha but now makes me laugh :smile:


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18735139 - 08/20/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

Sham87 said:
:lolsy: OP should find him next time he's at the gym and fart on his face again.



yes, you should definitely try to make a habit of this, not only in the gym but in grocery stores as well. please report back with results daily! many laughs were had.




I was with someone once who straight up turned his ass toward someone passing by and let one rip, it was audible and there was nothing sly about it, just a guy farting on some random stranger at Wal-Mart.  I was kind of shocked and didn't see it coming, but couldn't help but laugh as the lady had no idea what to do about it.


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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18737085 - 08/21/13 11:49 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Does your username say Student Pilot?





Stoned Temple Pilot

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Re: Accidentally farted on someone at the gym today [Re: stndtmplpilot]
    #18737102 - 08/21/13 11:53 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

these thread titles will never cease to surprise me


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