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Offlinedontknow
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I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) * 1
    #18732368 - 08/20/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

so the other day out of boredom in the shower i was doing some landscaping and things went to far...

I decided it would be funny to shave my butt. So i did. A quick examination of my shaved booty and i was pleased with my work. It looked so cute without an afro on it :lol:

Even the day after it was nice, no itching or anything...
Now, 2 days later, it's itchy, prickly, and has little red bumps all over it :crying:
It's uncomfortable to sit and sometimes my undies are even uncomfy.
Let my pain be a lesson to you... don't shave your bum.

pics beware










When i shaved my ass,
I thought i had my thoughts all in line,
But i went and blew it all sky high,
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I shaved my ass

When big razor came around just to trim him down
Don't know turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and shaved his ass.

i know i shouldn't mope around i shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
But windin' up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun
or bumps on your bum

now i learned a lesson i won't soon forget
now listen and you won't regret
be true to yourself don't miss your chance
and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his asssss



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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: dontknow]
    #18732396 - 08/20/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It looked so cute without an afro on it...:whatwhatwhat: ...:ass: . . . :peace:


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: vinsue] * 1
    #18732411 - 08/20/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:pedrophile:


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: Synthe]
    #18732416 - 08/20/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I find electric razors to be far superior to a blade for the purpose of body shaving.


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...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: dontknow]
    #18732441 - 08/20/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:datass:


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18732459 - 08/20/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

you just need to shave it more maybe, the first time i shaved my pubes it was :eek: but now i barley notice it


although, what drove you to shave your ass, does you gf have strap -ons or something:shocked:


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18732466 - 08/20/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:whathesaid:

Yeah once you start regularly shaving the discomfort goes away, it actually becomes uncomfortable when you don't shave.


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: dontknow]
    #18732470 - 08/20/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Nice :ass: forreal! :datass:


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18732491 - 08/20/13 02:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

hidenseek1 said:
you just need to shave it more maybe, the first time i shaved my pubes it was :eek: but now i barley notice it


although, what drove you to shave your ass, does you gf have strap -ons or something:shocked:



:shrug: i was just bored and wanted to try it.

I use 1/10th the toilet paper i use to now though, so it's not all bad


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: dontknow]
    #18732507 - 08/20/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18732534 - 08/20/13 02:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I lul'd hard at this. I recommend only shaving your ass crack next time.


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Offlinedontknow
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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18732535 - 08/20/13 02:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14

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“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of Life’s coming attractions.”
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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: dontknow]
    #18732913 - 08/20/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Aweeee you have such a cute little butt!

This is why I hate shaving my vagina ENTIRELY because yeah at first its all smooth but then three days later I'm dying from the little red bumps.


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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18732953 - 08/20/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My ex shaved my balls. It took about a half hour but was hilarious.


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18732970 - 08/20/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Use fire and singe those hairs away. Problem solved  :thumbup:


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18732997 - 08/20/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My dude shaves his balls from time to time but idk why not like he has a lot of hair on them.


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: dontknow]
    #18733001 - 08/20/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Why the actual fuck would you shave your ass?


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 1
    #18733004 - 08/20/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

funny shit OP.


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InvisibleVivaLaMushie
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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: memes]
    #18733009 - 08/20/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah OP now that you don't have any hair to defend your butthole, you gone get raped.


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18733017 - 08/20/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
you gone get raped.



dont clench!


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: memes]
    #18733025 - 08/20/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

meams said:
funny shit OP.




& be glad you didn't opt for anything more innovative

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/threads/619849-dont-put-nair-on-your-asshole-guys

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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: pcplease] * 1
    #18733041 - 08/20/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, Nair is painful lol


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18733047 - 08/20/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Fire I am telling you! No joke!


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18733172 - 08/20/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

OP here are some ass shaving protips heed them well lest you get another rash in your asscrack or worse, an ingrown hair.  Been shaving my entire nether regions front to back religiously for shit, almost 10 years.

Hot water
Moisturizing anti-bacterial soap (I like Dial body wash soap the blue one smells the best) lathered to act as shaving cream
Fresh, sharp Mach III razor blades
A second wash with Dial soap after the shave is done for the anti-bacterialness to avoid ingrown hairs.
and really the most important thing:
Lubriderm for sensitive skin (light blue label) applied right after you get outta the shower after you dry off but before your skin is completely dry.  A very light coat.  Perhaps even two very light coats on a fresh shave.  Apply daily at least for the first few days.

Win.

Oh and when shaving pubes especially, shave with the grain of the hair without going for that super smooth close shave once or twice before you do a close shave against the grain of the hair to get your skin and hair follicles used to being shaved that's also a source of the discomfort.


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18733431 - 08/20/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Aweeee you have such a cute little butt!



:aweohyou:


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: abltsandwich]
    #18733432 - 08/20/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wtaf


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: dontknow]
    #24854079 - 12/18/17 03:59 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

dontknow said:
so the other day out of boredom in the shower i was doing some landscaping and things went to far...

I decided it would be funny to shave my butt. So i did. A quick examination of my shaved booty and i was pleased with my work. It looked so cute without an afro on it :lol:

Even the day after it was nice, no itching or anything...
Now, 2 days later, it's itchy, prickly, and has little red bumps all over it :crying:
It's uncomfortable to sit and sometimes my undies are even uncomfy.
Let my pain be a lesson to you... don't shave your bum.

pics beware










When i shaved my ass,
I thought i had my thoughts all in line,
But i went and blew it all sky high,
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I shaved my ass

When big razor came around just to trim him down
Don't know turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and shaved his ass.

i know i shouldn't mope around i shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
But windin' up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun
or bumps on your bum

now i learned a lesson i won't soon forget
now listen and you won't regret
be true to yourself don't miss your chance
and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his asssss





Ohhh Shit hommie I could have told you about that. I had a Cuzzo who tried it once. He said that shit hurt like heck when it was growing back though. Peace & Love


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