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Offlinepcplease
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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: memes]
    #18733025 - 08/20/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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meams said:
funny shit OP.




& be glad you didn't opt for anything more innovative

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/threads/619849-dont-put-nair-on-your-asshole-guys

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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: pcplease] * 1
    #18733041 - 08/20/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, Nair is painful lol


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18733047 - 08/20/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Fire I am telling you! No joke!


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18733172 - 08/20/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

OP here are some ass shaving protips heed them well lest you get another rash in your asscrack or worse, an ingrown hair.  Been shaving my entire nether regions front to back religiously for shit, almost 10 years.

Hot water
Moisturizing anti-bacterial soap (I like Dial body wash soap the blue one smells the best) lathered to act as shaving cream
Fresh, sharp Mach III razor blades
A second wash with Dial soap after the shave is done for the anti-bacterialness to avoid ingrown hairs.
and really the most important thing:
Lubriderm for sensitive skin (light blue label) applied right after you get outta the shower after you dry off but before your skin is completely dry.  A very light coat.  Perhaps even two very light coats on a fresh shave.  Apply daily at least for the first few days.

Win.

Oh and when shaving pubes especially, shave with the grain of the hair without going for that super smooth close shave once or twice before you do a close shave against the grain of the hair to get your skin and hair follicles used to being shaved that's also a source of the discomfort.


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18733431 - 08/20/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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VivaLaMushie said:
Aweeee you have such a cute little butt!



:aweohyou:


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: abltsandwich]
    #18733432 - 08/20/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wtaf


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: dontknow]
    #24854079 - 12/18/17 03:59 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

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dontknow said:
so the other day out of boredom in the shower i was doing some landscaping and things went to far...

I decided it would be funny to shave my butt. So i did. A quick examination of my shaved booty and i was pleased with my work. It looked so cute without an afro on it :lol:

Even the day after it was nice, no itching or anything...
Now, 2 days later, it's itchy, prickly, and has little red bumps all over it :crying:
It's uncomfortable to sit and sometimes my undies are even uncomfy.
Let my pain be a lesson to you... don't shave your bum.

pics beware










When i shaved my ass,
I thought i had my thoughts all in line,
But i went and blew it all sky high,
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I shaved my ass

When big razor came around just to trim him down
Don't know turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and shaved his ass.

i know i shouldn't mope around i shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
But windin' up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun
or bumps on your bum

now i learned a lesson i won't soon forget
now listen and you won't regret
be true to yourself don't miss your chance
and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his asssss





Ohhh Shit hommie I could have told you about that. I had a Cuzzo who tried it once. He said that shit hurt like heck when it was growing back though. Peace & Love


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