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pcplease
Salame

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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: memes]
#18733025 - 08/20/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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meams said: funny shit OP.
& be glad you didn't opt for anything more innovative
http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/threads/619849-dont-put-nair-on-your-asshole-guys
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: pcplease] 1
#18733041 - 08/20/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah, Nair is painful lol
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Tripsurfer
Bring Back Asante!



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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18733047 - 08/20/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fire I am telling you! No joke!
-------------------- Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros... A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.

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abltsandwich
JFK = Jelly Donut




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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: Tripsurfer]
#18733172 - 08/20/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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OP here are some ass shaving protips heed them well lest you get another rash in your asscrack or worse, an ingrown hair. Been shaving my entire nether regions front to back religiously for shit, almost 10 years.
Hot water Moisturizing anti-bacterial soap (I like Dial body wash soap the blue one smells the best) lathered to act as shaving cream Fresh, sharp Mach III razor blades A second wash with Dial soap after the shave is done for the anti-bacterialness to avoid ingrown hairs. and really the most important thing: Lubriderm for sensitive skin (light blue label) applied right after you get outta the shower after you dry off but before your skin is completely dry. A very light coat. Perhaps even two very light coats on a fresh shave. Apply daily at least for the first few days.
Win.
Oh and when shaving pubes especially, shave with the grain of the hair without going for that super smooth close shave once or twice before you do a close shave against the grain of the hair to get your skin and hair follicles used to being shaved that's also a source of the discomfort.
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dontknow
It's all in the reflex


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18733431 - 08/20/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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VivaLaMushie said: Aweeee you have such a cute little butt!
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TYL3R


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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: abltsandwich]
#18733432 - 08/20/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wtaf
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majicman30
naturejunkie



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Re: I shaved my butt (don't do as i do) [Re: dontknow]
#24854079 - 12/18/17 03:59 PM (6 years, 1 month ago) |
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dontknow said: so the other day out of boredom in the shower i was doing some landscaping and things went to far...
I decided it would be funny to shave my butt. So i did. A quick examination of my shaved booty and i was pleased with my work. It looked so cute without an afro on it 
Even the day after it was nice, no itching or anything... Now, 2 days later, it's itchy, prickly, and has little red bumps all over it  It's uncomfortable to sit and sometimes my undies are even uncomfy. Let my pain be a lesson to you... don't shave your bum.
pics beware



 When i shaved my ass, I thought i had my thoughts all in line, But i went and blew it all sky high, And now she won't even spare a passing glance All just because I shaved my ass
When big razor came around just to trim him down Don't know turned into a clown And no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and shaved his ass.
i know i shouldn't mope around i shouldn't curse But the pain feels so much worse But windin' up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun or bumps on your bum
now i learned a lesson i won't soon forget now listen and you won't regret be true to yourself don't miss your chance and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his asssss
Ohhh Shit hommie I could have told you about that. I had a Cuzzo who tried it once. He said that shit hurt like heck when it was growing back though. Peace & Love
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