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Fuck me...
    #18731955 - 08/20/13 12:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

A few months ago, the wife got a parking ticket for 'blocking a driveway', which she said she wasn't. Any way didn't think too much about it, just a parking ticket, right? $100 bucks, no big deal...WRONG !

  Today I get a letter from DMV.  My license is suspended for failure to pay one ticket. Suspension date, 2 weeks ago. they're just telling me now? :grrr:  Surrender your drivers license immediately, and a warrant has been issued for my arrest for not paying one parking ticket.

    The car is in my name. That's why they came after me. Plus DMV wants $100 dollars for license restoration. :crankey:

  Shit like this makes people go postal, or DMV-al... :doublefu::cuss::whatever::minigun:

  Anti rule 4 insurance... Does your state do this? ...  :banghead::redneck:  . . . :peace:


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: vinsue]
    #18731963 - 08/20/13 12:05 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Yes. My state does this. If you have to pay a ticket, do it as soon as possible. The DMV are fuckwits.


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: vinsue]
    #18731984 - 08/20/13 12:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I haven't had my license for 10 years because of a 'glitch' in the system that said I had to jump through a bunch of (impossible for me) hoops to get it 'back' (never had it but it got suspended anyways) after getting convicted of poss. of marijuana..

We only just found out a month or so ago (when I finally HAD to get it so I could get to and from work) that all I had to really do is pay a reinstatement fee of 100 and take my tests. I had repeatedly asked them about what I have to do to get it (when it seemed like I might be able to jump through the hoops I had to get current info) it's not like it was just the once I got told this stuff.

I suppose I should be angry but I was just so fucking happy when I learned I'd finally be getting my license.

In short, yes my DMV is fucking stupid.


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: vinsue]
    #18731986 - 08/20/13 12:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Uh, this reminds me of the DMV scene from The Machinist.

In any case, goddamn, an arrest warrant? For fucks sake, I think they took it more than a little bit overboard.


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: Synthe]
    #18731989 - 08/20/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Synthe said:
Uh, this reminds me of the DMV scene from The Machinist.

In any case, goddamn, an arrest warrant? For fucks sake, I think they took it more than a little bit overboard.




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Re: Fuck me... [Re: vinsue]
    #18732000 - 08/20/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I gotta do the DMV thing soon myself. Gotta switch my truck over to Cali now that my tags are about to expire. Getting a new windshield put on right now so I can pass inspection and shit (not sure if they do that in Cali, but I been needing a new windshield for a long time anyways).


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: vinsue]
    #18732022 - 08/20/13 12:23 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Same thing happened to my old landlord. He got pulled over and had no idea why. Apparently the license plate scanner on a cop car in East Orange picked up his plates and the computer said that his license was suspended. He had no fucking idea. Apparently his registration expired, which he had cleared up 2 weeks previously because he got a letter about it. He got a letter 3 days later telling him that his license was suspended... after he had taken care of the expired registration and suspended license. Fucking New Jersey MVC.


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: Gumby]
    #18732051 - 08/20/13 12:30 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Wait why did you lose youre license because of youre wifes ticket.


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18732128 - 08/20/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Because the car is in his name.


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18732132 - 08/20/13 12:46 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

looks like we got ourselves a convoy.


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: Gumby]
    #18732140 - 08/20/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Didn't think about the scanner thang. Believe me , I'm not driving, but when the wife gets back, I guess she'll have to take the back roads to E. Rutherford to pay my/her ticket.

  Wonder if Hasbrouck Heights, Wood-Ridge and Carlstadt Police have those scanners? I sure as shit am not letting her take RT. 17...:crankey: . . . :peace:


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: vinsue]
    #18732273 - 08/20/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah man, RT 17. Is fuckery when it comes to cops, especially if you're going through East Rutherford. I'm not sure if Bergen county has that many cop cars with the scanners, cuz crime is lower there and stuff. I'll ask a buddy who lives in near Hasbrouck Heights/Hackensack if he knows.


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: Gumby]
    #18732370 - 08/20/13 01:38 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Pretty sure Hackensack does. They got a new fleet of
Chargers, couple new Harleys, even a bicycle brigade. No shortage of cash in that town...:agentgtfo: . . . :peace:


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: vinsue]
    #18732378 - 08/20/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

It's all because of the hospital. And Harleys? Really? I guess Newark has a few of those too. And horses.


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: vinsue] * 2
    #18733008 - 08/20/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

DMV are a bunch of fucking crooks. Any mail I get from them is promptly incinerated.
I pay my fucking tickets at my goddamn leisure.


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: something super extreme]
    #18733012 - 08/20/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

oh yeah, scanners are in most cop cars now.  reading everything all day.  :smile:


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: vinsue]
    #18733046 - 08/20/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Like a year and a half ago, during Spring, while coming back from NJ with my ex we got pulled over and issued seat belt tickets. Cop said you could go online to pay it, just give it a week or so. Well we wait until the last day we could respond, and when I went online it magically couldn't find the ticket. So using my idiot logic, I thought maybe the ticket didn't go through and we were good.

Fast forward 2 months later and we get letters saying we never paid or responded, that we have court dates in NJ, LOL. Also get a letter from PennDOT saying if I don't pay the fine in NJ my license will be suspended. So me and my ex break up, she moves to jersey, I call up NJ and they say I can just send a check in the mail (And the fine doubled for not paying). I pay up.

At the end of the summer suddenly I get another letter from PennDOT telling me my license has been suspended since the first letter (Driving around for 2 months without one lol), that I still need to pay NJ. I call up PennDOT and they tell me NJ never said I paid the fine. Stupid fuckers had no problem ratting me out to my home state but when I pay the fine they don't care about informing my DOT. :kingcrankey:

Lady on the phone tells me to get a copy of the cashed check, I find it on my bank's website, thinking this will solve the problem. Wait another two weeks and I get a letter from PennDOT, I'm thinking it is going to tell me my license is reinstated. NOPE! Telling me I still need to pay PennDOT the restoration fee. I called them up and told them to fuck off basically, that I paid the fine on time. Lady felt bad and in a week I got a letter telling me I was good.

All in all it was a shitty experience, so I feel your pain Vinsue.


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: Everlong]
    #18733281 - 08/20/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I once got a parking ticket and called the office to see what their justification for it was (it was for overnight parking and there were no signs saying doing so was illegal).  The receptionist fed me a line about how "driving was a privilege."  Fuck you, did God himself come down from heaven to anoint you King of the Roads?

Anyway, she told me I could contest my fine by mail so I sent the judge a long letter citing some crackpot legal theory I had and some case law and the judge for some reason cut the fine in half.  Thought about paying it in twenty different checks made out in different amounts like $0.57, $3.69, etc. but in the end just decided to not give a shit and did nothing.  Nothing ever happened.  Sometimes the world is generous.


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Re: Fuck me... [Re: sonamdrukpa]
    #18733437 - 08/20/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

The biggest crime in the governments eyes is not paying taxes, fines, or tickets - sounds like you found out the hard way. Pay up, you little peon, we are teh goobermint - wit teh mighty power to take your taxes and financially rape you for more of yur muneyz. TEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

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Re: Fuck me... [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #18734635 - 08/20/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Wow this thread makes me happy I live on the west coast.


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