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ManianFH
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i live on the west coast as well. to the best of my knowledge parking enforcement and the dmv work hand in hand to fuck californians in the ass hard and deep
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Enjoywho
Rags to Bitches



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Ah I dunno much avout California. I was born and raised in alaska. Ive gotten some wbsurd parking tickets but nothing like losing my license over them.
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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I think I'm about to get fucked by California Just moved back a bit ago. Need to register in Cali. I've been limbering up so I can comfortably grab my ankles.
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sonamdrukpa
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Re: Fuck me... [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#18734674 - 08/20/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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They have parking problems in Alaska? What, are there like designated moose-loitering areas that you have to avoid or something?
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Re: Fuck me... [Re: vinsue]
#18734715 - 08/20/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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in MN, they probably won't even send you a letter. they would just suspend your license and you would find out went a cop pulls you over. i'm just guessing tho...
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sonamdrukpa said: They have parking problems in Alaska? What, are there like designated moose-loitering areas that you have to avoid or something?
Hahahaha nah just downtown anchorage I got a parking ticket parked in an empty parking lot. Didnt want to drive drunk and had to pay 25 for it plus cab fare
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Repertoire89
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Re: Fuck me... [Re: Uzziel]
#18735192 - 08/21/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Likely a bench warrant, regional only. I have one in one city, and got pulled over in the same state about 100 miles down the line. No problem because the warrant is only for that one city, a bench warrant basically means they'll pick you up and hold you until things get moving. Not going to that place unless the business is worth the risk $$$ wise
Sucks about your license man
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ganjfather
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Stupid police dick tried giving me a $700 ticket for speeding and not having proof of insurance.
Well, I trumped up some fake insurance paperwork and went to court today, got that shit reduced to $115.
OP, I bet if you come up with a good case and mitigate the charges, you can at least get your fines reduced and your license reinstated. When it comes to the government, it's good to know how to lie.
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Repertoire89
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ganjfather said: Stupid police dick tried giving me a $700 ticket for speeding and not having proof of insurance.
What an asshat
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Legend
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Dude at least they let you know.
I had no fucking idea about my warrant, or suspended license until I got a letter saying it was reinstated.
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Re: Fuck me... [Re: Legend]
#18735513 - 08/21/13 02:18 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i dont know if this is normal but in maine you get a letter in the mail telling you that there is a warrent out for you and then 5 mins later cops are knocking on your door like wtf how the fuck am i supposed to run and hide in five minutes? haha just kidding but i find its a waste of paper.
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ganjfather
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Quote:
Repertoire89 said:
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ganjfather said: Stupid police dick tried giving me a $700 ticket for speeding and not having proof of insurance.
What an asshat
More like an assclown.
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Everlong
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ganjfather said:
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Repertoire89 said:
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ganjfather said: Stupid police dick tried giving me a $700 ticket for speeding and not having proof of insurance.
What an asshat
More like an assclown.
More like spice.
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Repertoire89
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Or a cock-mongler
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vinsue
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Re: Fuck me... [Re: vinsue]
#18758781 - 08/26/13 08:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Off to court via NJ Transit bus to pay the piper. Hopefully these fucks won't arrest me on that bench warrant before I get there... . . .
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nicechrisman
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Re: Fuck me... [Re: vinsue] 1
#18758798 - 08/26/13 08:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Good luck dude. Don't forget to limber up and bring a tube of lube
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Nimpo
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Keep those ass cheeks clenched OP
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vinsue
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Well I paid my fine, $107. Bench warrant has been lifted. Next stop, DMV. They only want a hundred to reinstate my license. Think I'll go see them tomorrow. I don't have any where I need to drive to today... . . .
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nicechrisman
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Re: Fuck me... [Re: vinsue]
#18759339 - 08/26/13 11:44 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well that's not too bad. I gotta go get an oil change and smogged today so I can get my Cali registration on Friday
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CidneyIndole
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Re: Fuck me... [Re: broken]
#18759580 - 08/26/13 01:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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closed veil said: in MN, they probably won't even send you a letter. they would just suspend your license and you would find out went a cop pulls you over. i'm just guessing tho...
This is how it worked in my state. Or maybe they sent the letter to the wrong address. I've had that happen with court matters before. It's funny-- they make you change your address with them, they have my valid address at the DMV. How is it these inept fuckers can't find the right address to send the letter to? 
I didn't find out I had a warrant for my arrest until I had gotten pulled over one day. Boy was that fun. Lead to my one and only possession charge. All because of a stupid fucking ticket, and the fact that they can't get their addresses straight.
And let's not forget that all of this is bullshit revenue collection. They just want money. And they will milk it out of you coming, and going. Every god damned chance they get. Wait a minute... isn't this part of the reason our ancestors told the brits to go fuck themselves?
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