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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
    #18725894 - 08/19/13 03:22 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

lol rulesq


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
    #18725900 - 08/19/13 03:26 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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xxTHoRxx said:
What's the most crap someone has bought for themself and ate it inside the restaurant ?








Probably this kid when he grows up.





That kid looks like michelin-man



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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: rulesq]
    #18725908 - 08/19/13 03:35 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

On the bright side he'll be invincible to car crashes. He's so airy and doughy man, he's like a walking air bag.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
    #18725909 - 08/19/13 03:38 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

True. Maybe he could earn some money(or McStuff) by letting people crash their cars on him


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: rulesq]
    #18725911 - 08/19/13 03:40 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
    #18725913 - 08/19/13 03:41 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

If he was in a really bad wreck and not wearing a seat belt he'd just bounce around in there and come out unscathed.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #18725921 - 08/19/13 03:49 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I'm thinking he'd fly through the windshield, and just keep on going until he'd hit some source of water(lake/ocean)

OR, he could just keep bouncing on and on, kinda like Forrest Gump running back and forth America in the movie :shrug:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: rulesq] * 2
    #18725937 - 08/19/13 04:05 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

You work at McDonald's. I'm starting to understand why you take so much DXM.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: rulesq]
    #18725944 - 08/19/13 04:11 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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rulesq said:
I'm thinking he'd fly through the windshield, and just keep on going until he'd hit the some source of water(lake/ocean)

OR, he could just keep bouncing on and on, kinda like Forrest Gump running back and forth America in the movie :shrug:




i'm lol'ing picturing that shit


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
    #18725959 - 08/19/13 04:21 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I was a 1st assistant manager at a small corporate store for two years. I would never eat there. We followed none of the time limit procedures on how long to keep food. Most all food safety testing sheets were completely fabricated out of laziness. None of the dishes were ever properly washed, just sprayed off with water. No procedures to prevent cross contamination was followed. Really shady shit went on in that place. No idea how people never get food poisoning in mass numbers from that store.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #18726260 - 08/19/13 07:14 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Not to mention he blatantly skipped one of these questions that's been weighing heavy on me for a while now. And yeah I quoted myself. WUT

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What's your take on the filet o'fish sandwich and what kind of age demographic is the sandwich supposed to be targeting







Catholics.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Othyem]
    #18726354 - 08/19/13 07:57 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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I was a 1st assistant manager at a small corporate store for two years. I would never eat there. We followed none of the time limit procedures on how long to keep food. Most all food safety testing sheets were completely fabricated out of laziness. None of the dishes were ever properly washed, just sprayed off with water. No procedures to prevent cross contamination was followed. Really shady shit went on in that place. No idea how people never get food poisoning in mass numbers from that store.



Because microorganisms can't live on that shit xD. ....I have a question....why do you work at McDonald's? Especially after being a veggie


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18726381 - 08/19/13 08:04 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Hey stillnox, just want to say proud of you bud. A lot of these assholes talk shit yet go back to begging mommmy for some money to go eat. Keep on truckin'


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Othyem]
    #18726384 - 08/19/13 08:05 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Othyem said:
I was a 1st assistant manager at a small corporate store for two years. I would never eat there. We followed none of the time limit procedures on how long to keep food. Most all food safety testing sheets were completely fabricated out of laziness. None of the dishes were ever properly washed, just sprayed off with water. No procedures to prevent cross contamination was followed. Really shady shit went on in that place. No idea how people never get food poisoning in mass numbers from that store.



this is why I don't let anyone prepare my food except family.fuck mcdonalds,you eat it and have to shit 10 minutes later:puke:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18726385 - 08/19/13 08:06 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Did you know that we throw out all fries that have been finished cooking for longer than [EDIT: I'm drunk] 7 minutes?

Or that there are 4 GODDAMNED POUNDS of sugar in that dispenser of sweet tea you are decanting into your plastic/cardboard cup?



I've had the humbling, healthy privilege of working at a McDonalds in Kansas City for the last couple of months and am being primed for a managerial position should I choose to stick around.

With McDonald's being the most ubiquitous fast food dispensary in the nation and world, I thought I'd see if I can contribute to you guys' curious brains and answer any questions you might have had and scratch any inquisitive itches you all might harbor in your brains.

Ask away! Zee007 works here too, at a different one, and is already a manager so he may be able to answer things I can't.

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Have you reported them to the food inspection yet? Or is that a joke in the USA?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Sham87]
    #18726388 - 08/19/13 08:07 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

If you are as smart as you say, why are working at Mc Donald's. Aren't you wasting you smartness there?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Normal Flora]
    #18726410 - 08/19/13 08:13 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Do you guys have one of those handwashing timers that go off every 30 minutes or do y'all just wear gloves?  The McDonald's I worked at had a timer, we didn't wear gloves...which repulsed me.  I washed my hands all the time, but most employees just turn the buzzer off and go back about their business.

Also, with the 7 minute fry thing...as soon as those 7 minutes are up, you just put those fuckers in a basket and dunk 'em for about 30 seconds...brand new fresh fries dude

:loldongs:




also this along with spilling sauce on your uniform:

Do you change uniforms?
Do you wash your hands properly each time after handling food?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: TheShroomingAtheis]
    #18726412 - 08/19/13 08:13 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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If you are as smart as you say, why are working at Mc Donald's. Aren't you wasting you smartness there?




I like to eat, don't you?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: TheShroomingAtheis]
    #18726430 - 08/19/13 08:17 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

why do they keep bringing back the McRib?!


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Beanhead]
    #18726452 - 08/19/13 08:23 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

How does it feel working for a corporation that's poisoning the masses?


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