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meams' Early Morning Cafe * 1
    #18726063 - 08/19/13 05:45 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Welcome! to meams' beach cafe.  Grab a cup of Joe (I know I am) and start your work week off with a smile and a scone.



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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: memes] * 1
    #18726087 - 08/19/13 05:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I already made an EMC :kingcrankey:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: Everlong] * 2
    #18726093 - 08/19/13 06:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

it's called Eat my cock and the second and third words aren't capitalized or placed in parenthesis, which are the clear indicators of an EMC.


Face it, you failed.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: memes] * 1
    #18726095 - 08/19/13 06:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Morning!


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 1
    #18726099 - 08/19/13 06:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Well, now this EMC has coffee and boobs



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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: memes] * 1
    #18726108 - 08/19/13 06:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What an ugly bitch.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 1
    #18726119 - 08/19/13 06:18 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
What an ugly bitch.




show me your beautiful face :pedobear:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: memes] * 1
    #18726123 - 08/19/13 06:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Well, now this EMC has coffee and boobs




Coke addicted prostitute you picked up after the bar? lovely robe.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #18726127 - 08/19/13 06:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That beach cafe looks rundown. I'm going back to the other EMC.

:imout:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: memes]
    #18726130 - 08/19/13 06:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

meams said:
it's called Eat my cock and the second and third words aren't capitalized or placed in parenthesis, which are the clear indicators of an EMC.


Face it, you failed.



The lack of capitalization or parenthesis is for effect.

Only a noob wouldn't make the connection. :snub:

Quote:

Niffla said:
That beach cafe looks rundown. I'm going back to the other EMC.

:imout:



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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #18726132 - 08/19/13 06:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Me too. Id rather eat Cock than hang here.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: Niffla]
    #18726136 - 08/19/13 06:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Good morning campers!  Today is the "crazy making day" for me because tomorrow we launch this new enterprise I have been working on ALL FRICKING YEAR ALREADY!!!  Today we will do all the last-minute preparations and hope we have everything set for the launch.

It's fairly exciting stuff. :shrug:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18726137 - 08/19/13 06:28 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I can make a donation to that cause if push comes to shove, Viva.

Just sayin'... :wink:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: memes]
    #18726140 - 08/19/13 06:29 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Classes start today. :crankey: I don't even feel like I had a summer, besides the Phish shows.....


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: mpd]
    #18726147 - 08/19/13 06:31 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

mpd said:
I can make a donation to that cause if push comes to shove, Viva.

Just sayin'... :wink:





You can send me $50 through Paypal to get this started, ya know, if ya want.
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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18726164 - 08/19/13 06:35 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Bad girl.  bad...  You could have let me down a little easier.  Ruined any residual sexual energy I might have harvested from our discussion.  Now I will have flaccidity for days on end.  Any chance of some nekkid pics? :frown:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18726170 - 08/19/13 06:37 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Or ya could donate the pics to this thread, to cheer me up & give me good luck as I go into my final year of school.
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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: Dark_Star]
    #18726174 - 08/19/13 06:39 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:randy2:

I keep getting this page stuck on that naked bitch when I open this thread and people at the gym are looking at me weird.

You guys are oddly horny for it being so early on a Monday lol


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18726183 - 08/19/13 06:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Pandora keeps playing booty shaking songs, I just want to twerk it so bad.

I need to hit up the night clubs. Haven't done that in a few months.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18726185 - 08/19/13 06:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I barely slept last night cause I was half asleep & horny as fuck. I hate that shit.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: Dark_Star]
    #18726191 - 08/19/13 06:44 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My dude kept sexually harassing me last night and I just wasn't in the mood.

I'm going to have to give it up tonight, though.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: Dark_Star]
    #18726198 - 08/19/13 06:48 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Dark_Star said:
I barely slept last night cause I was half asleep & horny as fuck. I hate that shit.




:frown: :frown: :frown:  the ultimate :feelsbadman:





And yes, everyone.  both the beach cafe and the coffee & bobs pictures are first-results from google image searches.



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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18726200 - 08/19/13 06:49 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You should've at least jerked him off. Then he would've fallen asleep, and you would have too. :cookiemonster:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: Dark_Star]
    #18726203 - 08/19/13 06:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

He will get a blowjob tonight.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18726211 - 08/19/13 06:52 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm :confused:

You have a dude, a bf, and a fiance? :lol:

jk I know it's all the same :thumbup:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: rulesq]
    #18726219 - 08/19/13 06:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, hes my better half.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18726222 - 08/19/13 06:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:nodofunderstanding:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: rulesq]
    #18726252 - 08/19/13 07:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:nodofunderstanding:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: mpd]
    #18726257 - 08/19/13 07:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:uppercut: to my brain :tripmolecule:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: jvm]
    #18726291 - 08/19/13 07:32 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I can't believe its only 930 am.  i've been workin for 2hr and it seems like noon.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: memes]
    #18726370 - 08/19/13 08:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

sup guise! I'm just re waking up. Woke up at 4 and posted in the eat my cock thread. now I'm posting here. It's my day off. Didn't sleep real well, but it's all good cuz I can take a nap this afternoon before Aikido.

Met up with a shroomerite last night- mr philycybin. We had some beers and bowls and I got to meet his cool pup. We live pretty close to each other.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #18726408 - 08/19/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

that sounds fun!  i need to take a short drive and have a meal w/ Learyfan one of these days


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: memes] * 1
    #18726991 - 08/19/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

THis EMC is butter


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18727015 - 08/19/13 11:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18727016 - 08/19/13 11:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm chilling around the house and getting stuff ready to go back to school. Later I have to go into work and train my replacement. The dude is pretty cool, so it makes the day go by a look quicker.

My to-do list for today
  • Get a phone update (My iphone is retarded and old)

  • go buy a bike hitch to take my bike to school

  • buy a calculator

  • Get drunk in my pool after work

    :chilldog:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: jammin]
    #18727089 - 08/19/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I vant to schmoke shum waed :justcantwait:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #18727294 - 08/19/13 12:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

ahhh, new reefer. *smells* pungent. *prepares marijuana's*


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18727304 - 08/19/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You bastard!! I miss her:feelsbadman:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #18727314 - 08/19/13 12:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

*roughs up sweet Mary Jane*

she's mine, all mine!1  :rainingjoints:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #18727317 - 08/19/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wish I could load you a bowl right now bro


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18727318 - 08/19/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:cough: :cough: brb


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: memes] * 1
    #18727322 - 08/19/13 12:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

we seriously don't have a :cough: smiley?  ridiculous.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #18727331 - 08/19/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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*roughs up sweet Mary Jane*

she's mine, all mine!1  :rainingjoints:



:ffffuuu::whacker:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18727333 - 08/19/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

same.  :god2: we need an electronically produced e-toke system. like you can send your friends online, a pre-packaged toke of reefer smoke for like 2 dollars, and that shit just pops up in a can. just pop the top and *whoosh* "thanks brah"











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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18727334 - 08/19/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Wish I could load you a bowl right now bro



I know that's impossible but i really appreciate the sentiment:hug:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: memes]
    #18727377 - 08/19/13 12:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck scones.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: jewunit]
    #18727417 - 08/19/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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jewunit said:
Fuck scones.



its almost pumpkin scone time @ starbucks. 





i need my scones covered in sugar.  otherwise, they're just dry.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: jewunit]
    #18727426 - 08/19/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

jewunit said:
Fuck scones.



:whatwhatwhat:

even Cinnamon, or Blueberry?


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: memes]
    #18727429 - 08/19/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

When I lived in Washington, there was this little bakery on the way up to Mt. Baker called the Wake-N-Bakery. They had cute shirts and stickers and stuff. One of them said "Get Sconed with us"


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18727431 - 08/19/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i would buy that.  twice.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: memes]
    #18727437 - 08/19/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah my dad bought a sticker when he was up visiting


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18727533 - 08/19/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If I wanted shitty muffins I'd make shitty muffins.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: jewunit]
    #18727539 - 08/19/13 12:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You just never had good scones bro


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: jewunit]
    #18727541 - 08/19/13 12:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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If I wanted shitty muffins I'd make shitty muffins.



how can you...? :ilovedyou:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18727597 - 08/19/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So ugh um we gonna lynch this guy or what?


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #18727611 - 08/19/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

well, it's NJ where he lives, so, yeah.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18727614 - 08/19/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not sure if I've ever even had a scone(although I know what it is), but I'd hit that in an instance :shrug:


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    #18727620 - 08/19/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sweet scones or savory scones?  :strokebeard2:


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    #18727625 - 08/19/13 01:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:feelingfeisty: see, everyone is for the scone. cept Hazel, over here.
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Sweet scones or savory scones?  :strokebeard2:


Sweet. i've never tried a fancy savory scone before.


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    #18727659 - 08/19/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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well, it's NJ where he lives, so, yeah.



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    #18728400 - 08/19/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Woodbridge motherfuckers, come and get me.


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    #18728405 - 08/19/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

im just smoking weed today, lazy monday i guess.

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If I wanted shitty muffins I'd make shitty muffins.



how can you...? :ilovedyou:




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Woodbridge motherfuckers, come and get me.




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its one of those get high and browse the shroomery days.


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    #18728814 - 08/19/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i just smoked odweeds with my mom, and shit, i like the stoner version of my mom, she's all listening to me and shit about breaking down religions and crud, and she's not like telling me to go away.

yikes, it's kinda freaky.


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    #18728899 - 08/19/13 06:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It ain't morning any more you scone loving fucks.


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:lol:


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    #18728914 - 08/19/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

it's 5:00am somewhere


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It ain't morning any more you scone loving fucks.




What the fu*ck d*id you just fu*cking say about me, you little bit*ch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fu*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fu*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*it to me over the Internet? Think again, fu*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fu*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*it. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fu*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godd*amn idiot. I will s*hit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fu*cking dead, kiddo.


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    #18728928 - 08/19/13 06:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:ruggedwink:


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18728930 - 08/19/13 06:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Damn bros, it's 7pm and I just woke up :uhoh:

I slept a good bit last, but I guess my body really needed the extra rest.
I'm about to take a shower and then cook up some dinner.
Weird though, because it feels like I should be making breakfast.


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    #18728988 - 08/19/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I should have known it would be morning for some degenerate Shroomerite still.


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I should have known it would be morning for some degenerate Shroomerite still.



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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18729005 - 08/19/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

everyone has a purpose :smile:


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    #18729049 - 08/19/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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:rofl:

Nigga you in Dallas?
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Nigga you in Dallas?
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I was, but I'm back in Houston at the moment. Houston is where I work and live during my work rotations, Dallas is where we (we being the lady & I) go during off weeks. Most of our friends & fam reside in Big D.


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    #18729085 - 08/19/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Word. We should get some drinks one of dese nights. Maybe find a good show to rage it up.


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Re: meams' Early Morning Cafe [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18729143 - 08/19/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I just made some dinner.  peruvian-style chicken sausage alfredo pasta.  fucking yum


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    #18729151 - 08/19/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I just had some cereal and green tea. Getting ready to head off to Aikido class here in just a bit.

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    #18729155 - 08/19/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I just had some cereal and green tea. Getting ready to head off to Aikido class here in just a bit.

Got some ganja coconut oil slow simmering on the stove




coconut being super fat soluble. good choice. good luck (happiness) with your Aikido :thumbup:


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I just made some dinner.  peruvian-style chicken sausage alfredo pasta.  fucking yum



That sounds fucking DANK as shit brooooo


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    #18729171 - 08/19/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

any sausage in any store-bought alfredo sauce over any shitty pasta is delicious as fuck.  i just happen to live near a whole foods, where they make a billion kinds of their own sausage (seriously.  its so fucking good)

so, needless to say , i eat this meal all the time.


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    #18729173 - 08/19/13 06:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Me too. Id rather eat Cock than hang here.




Good times this  morning that I missed huh...


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    #18731345 - 08/20/13 08:50 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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everyone has a purpose :smile:



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you mean, everyone has a porpoise.



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    #18731412 - 08/20/13 09:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Lol I wish. I'd harness mine to a little boat to take me around.


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    #18731429 - 08/20/13 09:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

'porpoise used surf'


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