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OfflineSunnyD
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Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!!
    #18725437 - 08/18/13 11:39 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I just woke up from sleeping all day cause last night me my best friend and his GF chilled in this small private storm shelter..

We all just chilled and talked.. played truth or dare (fun asss game im telling you) and we all ended up completely nude :rolleyes: :laugh: and then he started kissing his Gfs tits (which she LOVES) he got the right one I got the left... and then she started rubbing my dick :naughty:

He started fingering her and I did I got her clit, she was moaning in my ear... and that went on for like 10 minutes I was getting pretty hot, and my friend couldn't get hard :rolleyes: so he left the bunker and was jacking off in the dark outside for 10 minutes why me and his gf just sit there naked why I was telling her why he couldn't get hard. Well my first (shitty) 3some ended

Later that night he got semi hard and he fucked her 3 minutes and came (which kina got me all butthurt) cause I have NEVER came during any sex I think I get sexual anxiety.. well anyway onto the hellish night that is tonight...

Well I went home after I woke up and went home and slept all day, I woke up a time or two to eat. But a hour ago I wake up to my gf telling me don't exspect much from me ( I told her what happened last night) I actually really like this girl... im actually texting her right now.... but its going pretty bad... also one of my good friends, who is also the chick in that 3some is killing herself she took 2 bottls of tylonol advil and sleeping pills... she is begging me and her bf to not call 911 I don't even know her address and she live like 1 hour away idk what do...

Also my best friend... he loves her a whole lot and he has Major depressive issues.... so do we all (it looks like) Is gonna kill himself aswell...


All this shit has to happen a day before my job interview at this factory...  Fuck.... I feel so numb... 


Well shroomery I hopw this story was entertaining... cause other than that is just someons elses pointless life troubles :crying:




I think she either didn't take enough pills or she was lieing but she was talking to me on FB like 2 hours fine after she took the pills about 7 hours ago.... 


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: SunnyD]
    #18725448 - 08/18/13 11:43 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

This sounds like a rather typical Wednesday night for me, just sayin.

Hang in there bud!



Also, I'll PM you tomorrow about the grammar and logistics of cumming inside someone else.

Man.


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: SunnyD] * 1
    #18725454 - 08/18/13 11:45 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

get off the shroomery, go find your friend, help him out and have him help you find his girlfriend


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: SunnyD]
    #18725455 - 08/18/13 11:45 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Why did you hook up with another girl if you liked the girlfriend you had?
You brought that one upon yourself.

As for the other shit, looks like it's out of your hands. So I wouldn't dwell on it too much.

Also, 2 bottles of Tylenol very well might not even kill that girl.


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: SunnyD]
    #18725456 - 08/18/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I would do whatever it takes to save your friends girlfriend.
And if you seriously think your friend is going to attempt suicide as well, then notify his family.

Sorry to hear life has been so rough for you and the ones you care for recently.


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #18725461 - 08/18/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
I would do whatever it takes to save your friends girlfriend.
And if you seriously think your friend is going to attempt suicide as well, then notify his family.

Sorry to hear life has been so rough for you and the ones you care for recently.




Commit him if necessary. This is coming from someone who's life was literally ruined by 1 committal.

I hate when my friends GFs wanna fuck me too.


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: st1llnox]
    #18725474 - 08/18/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

My friends family consists of crazy unreasonable parents hes(18) aswell


If he wasnts to commit... there will be no stopping and whats the point of stopping someone from doing that... I try to stop them but physicaly stopping them? isn't the answer...


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: SunnyD]
    #18725482 - 08/18/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Daddyzomed said:
My friends family consists of crazy unreasonable parents hes(18) aswell


If he wasnts to commit... there will be no stopping and whats the point of stopping someone from doing that... I try to stop them but physicaly stopping them? isn't the answer...



He's over reacting like an immature 18 year old.
Go smack some fucking sense into him.


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18725490 - 08/18/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Im actually was, I told him a bunch of truth... I think he actually is a immature guy...


This night is just hell... im gonna try to think of my interview tommarro :laugh:  .... :frown:


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: SunnyD]
    #18725505 - 08/18/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Daddyzomed said:
Im actually was, I told him a bunch of truth... I think he actually is a immature guy...


This night is just hell... im gonna try to think of my interview tommarro :laugh:  .... :frown:




Getchoo some MUUUUNAY!


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Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
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Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: st1llnox]
    #18725512 - 08/19/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, because that's way more important than the fact that your best friend and his girlfriend are both considering killing themselves right now...
:nojustno:


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18725529 - 08/19/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
yeah, because that's way more important than the fact that your best friend and his girlfriend are both considering killing themselves right now...
:nojustno:



Yes this jesus


Daddyzoomed how long ago did she eat all those pills do something now. you dont need to have a comfortable night theyre not always gonna be cozy


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #18725540 - 08/19/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
yeah, because that's way more important than the fact that your best friend and his girlfriend are both considering killing themselves right now...
:nojustno:



Yes this jesus


Daddyzoomed how long ago did she eat all those pills do something now. you dont need to have a comfortable night theyre not always gonna be cozy




this shit's ugly :sad:


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #18725547 - 08/19/13 12:07 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

She took them like 7 hours ago....  she got off FB about 1 or 3 ago...


I think she really might be dieing or dead... I tried getting ahold of her dad she is (20)  ....


Me and my friends called her dad.... ill find out in the morning I don't have a car im a burnout... I cant drive up there... :crying:


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Edited by SunnyD (02/16/16 11:13 PM)


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: SunnyD]
    #18725552 - 08/19/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

She ate bottles of sleeping pills 7 hours ago and was online an hour ago?

Did you talk to her when she was online?

Perhaps 911 would be an option if her dad didnt respond


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #18725554 - 08/19/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

LoveYourLife said:
Why did you hook up with another girl if you liked the girlfriend you had?






Did you read the OP? He didn't hook up with her, he was cockblocked in some crazy conundrum of a sexual frenx\zy and in the mis of things he was town asunder and instead of satisfying his desired, he watched someone else do it in less than a three minute.
This is beyond the point of his desire ot have a three some where him and him other have sex.

I think he is on the verge of like 27 or something. :feelsbatman:


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #18725558 - 08/19/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Perhaps 911 would be the best option in this situaion for the sake of might as well at this point


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #18725565 - 08/19/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I fricken butt dialed 911, one time, and the local police called me back. :cool:


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #18725571 - 08/19/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Perhaps 911 would be the best option in this situaion for the sake of might as well at this point




I'm on this one. A psych ward completely fucking ruined my life and I'm suggesting it. This is a statement nigs.


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Re: Woke up to absolute HEEELLLLL!!!!! [Re: st1llnox]
    #18725581 - 08/19/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Thats real weird if she was like alive an hour ago 6 hours after taking the shit shes prolly fine i dunno


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