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Niffla



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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
#18725352 - 08/18/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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What's your take on the filet o'fish sandwich and what kind of age demographic is the sandwich supposed to be targeting
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
#18725353 - 08/18/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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fuck man, the fact that they limit how much each meal can cost makes me laugh. i eat just about anything i want at work, i started drinking red wine on the line too.  i get away with scary amounts of shit at work.
but anyways, if the food makes you sick why do you eat it? i can't eat fast food anymore, it makes me sick every time. and i drink a lot of alcohol, a lot of caffeine, chew tobacco, and don't get much sleep. none of those things make me sick so fast food must be really bad if my abused body rejects it.
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Led Zeppelin] 2
#18725358 - 08/18/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said: why dont you get a real job

You are an ass.
Actually I hope you are joking. The reason I hope that Is I know people that are to good to work for a fast food chain and would rather beg for money and live of of other peoples income.
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Niffla



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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
#18725366 - 08/18/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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When dipping various McDonalds food items into their array of sauces have you ever accidentally dripped some onto your uniform, and if so, how did you react
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st1llnox
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
#18725375 - 08/18/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: What's your opinion on chicken mcnuggets and what kind of positive (or negative) impact do you think they've had on modern day society
This is more of an epidemiological question than anything else. I think they've propogated to an admirable extent but that they've worn their welcome, socially.
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ganjfather said: Why does a mcchicken cost a $1.50 now? Did you add more chicken? More Mc?
It's still $1 at my location. PM me and I'll give you our address 
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CounterCulturest said: Fries are gone after 7 minutes ? sure doesn't taste like it buddy lol.
I don't know why people bitch about mcdonalds, its fast food for hell sake.I haven't eaten there in about 6 years (aside from the occasional french fry) because I don't eat animal shit anyone but I remember it being just about as good as the rest of the junk food places. Those 1$ double cheesuburgers are worth a dollar, that's for sure. I never got stomach issues of the shits from it either and I never really saw this happen to anyone either. I have heard people joke about it but never really heard real accounts of it LOL.
If you get one of those nice breaded chicken sandwiches it's going to be a good meal.
Animal shit is right. I am convinced that if we could, we'd put beef extract in our sodas... the BBQ sauce has 2 or 3 different animals in it if I remember right.
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CounterCulturest said: Do you generally get treated with respect or do people treat you like shit because you work at McDonalds ?
It's both really. Some have the attitude that we are servants here with no purpose beyond serving them a burger, but many others have joked with me about my job and things and others yet further have gone out of their way to be nice.
People are kind to us especially in the morning... what I noticed is that people are a lot more cordial and friendly during the morning in window 1 and I suspect the "food delivery" window, though I haven't worked it in the morning.
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anunnakian said:

You are an ass.
Actually I hope you are joking. The reason I hope that Is I know people that are to good to work for a fast food chain and would rather beg for money and live of of other peoples income.
You seem like someone who needs a dick up their ass. Also, learn English.
Then again, with all the penile pleasure your mom has given me, I can't be mad at you.
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Niffla said: When dipping various McDonalds food items into their array of sauces have you ever accidentally dripped some onto your uniform, and if so, how did you react
I've done better than that... I popped a sweet-n-sour sauce tub in my pocket with my iPhone 4GS in it and it screwed the speaker up bad. Now it's been broken so I've been having to text Zee007 via my ipad
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
#18725384 - 08/18/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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This is more of an epidemiological question than anything else. I think they've propogated to an admirable extent but that they've worn their welcome, socially.
lol'd
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
#18725391 - 08/18/13 11:27 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Have you ever replied to an irate customer's problem by saying, "you mad, bro?"
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
#18725402 - 08/18/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Have you ever replied to an irate customer's problem by saying, "you mad, bro?"
Subtly... I typically anesthetize them with some viscous room-temperature grease, drag them into the women's bathroom, and sodomize them with the whisk we mix the sugar into the tea with. It's for the best, you see.
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
#18725415 - 08/18/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Subtly... I typically anesthetize them with some viscous room-temperature grease, drag them into the women's bathroom, and sodomize them with the whisk we mix the sugar into the tea with. It's for the best, you see.
You just answered all my questions.
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: lazyfingers]
#18725420 - 08/18/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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lazyfingers said:
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Subtly... I typically anesthetize them with some viscous room-temperature grease, drag them into the women's bathroom, and sodomize them with the whisk we mix the sugar into the tea with. It's for the best, you see.
You just answered all my questions.
The answer is a transcendental combination of "yes" and "42".
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
#18725449 - 08/18/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do you ever jerk off In to a burger for a nasty customer?
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#18725465 - 08/18/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said: Do you ever jerk off In to a burger for a nasty customer?
I haven't yet worked in the MexiKitchen(TM) or I might have.
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox] 1
#18725473 - 08/18/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do you serve McGangbangs if requested by name? If so, would some of your coworkers refuse to serve a McGangbang if I asked them?
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Synthe]
#18725507 - 08/18/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Synthe said: Do you serve McGangbangs if requested by name? If so, would some of your coworkers refuse to serve a McGangbang if I asked them?
We only have the McFuck at my location
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
#18725521 - 08/19/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I was serious...
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#18725533 - 08/19/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said: why dont you get a real job
What a jerk.. :spits in ^^food:
Not everyone has the money, to be a rocket scientist.
Betterthennot having a job at all
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Synthe]
#18725535 - 08/19/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Synthe said: Do you serve McGangbangs if requested by name? If so, would some of your coworkers refuse to serve a McGangbang if I asked them?
They won't serve them, where I'm at
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#18725538 - 08/19/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Synthe said: I was serious...
I would polyperson sodomize anyone you'd like to bring. Just saying. Order a MacWrap though, that's all I'm sayin.Quote:
Dr.Dankhead said: What a jerk.. :spits in ^^food:
Not everyone has the money, to be a rocket scientist.
Betterthennot having a job at all
Yeah, being a rocket scientist would suck. I'd much rather be a computational geneticist flipping burgers.
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
#18725559 - 08/19/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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do u spit in ur onion ring?
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
#18725575 - 08/19/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do you guys have one of those handwashing timers that go off every 30 minutes or do y'all just wear gloves? The McDonald's I worked at had a timer, we didn't wear gloves...which repulsed me. I washed my hands all the time, but most employees just turn the buzzer off and go back about their business.
Also, with the 7 minute fry thing...as soon as those 7 minutes are up, you just put those fuckers in a basket and dunk 'em for about 30 seconds...brand new fresh fries dude
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