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InvisibleDr.Dankhead
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Here's my lemon tek recipe, WOOOT WOOOOOOT!!!
    #18725494 - 08/18/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My

"Easy on the tummy, lemon tek "


***LEMON TEK tea recipe: (or normal tea/without lemon juice)
You need:

1.)-pot of simmering water with a lid/ cover

2.)- 2 cinnamon sticks

3.)- Lipton tea bag or any tea i guess... I find Lipton to be the best for me

4.)- honey

5.)- powdered cinnamon

6.)-sugar

7.)-lemon juice




---------The amount of each of these ingredients depends on the likings of the drinker, add more/ less to get it to your likings----




Directions:



---First pre soak your mushies in a cup, with just a little bit of lemon juice, just enough to get them wet and cover them.... See number 3 and number 6---


1.) start simmering water, and place your cinnamon sticks in the pot before simmering... Kinda let the cinnamon sticks marinate in the water while it warms up, and eventually starts simmering.


2.) Get cup, place desired dose in the cup ( dried mushies only, i haven't used this with wet before)... I'm sure it works the same..



3.) use juuuuust enough lemon juice, to make the dried wet, you if you want to be sure use enough lemon juice to make them float.... I mean i just a little, because it doesn't take much at all... And the lemon juice kinda taints the  good flavors I'm about to describe..


4.)while the water starts getting hot, add sugar and powdered cinnimon...

-Adding sugar=1/2 cup of sugar for every 3.5-4 cups of water

-Adding cinnimon=same thing.....1.5 :4
Cinnimon to water.


(***DO NOT STIR***... Let it sit, and ferment tell the simmering water somewhat stirs it for you..***place lid on pot, with steam holes open**
Cook intel the water is simmering.. Then..)



5.) after the water is simmering,  add the honey... ***Now when i say add the honey, i friggin use A LOT... Oooo how i love honey..:7)
Its really up to you, but i like my tek to be sweet cinnimon, mmmmmm:7)***


-adding honey= two big squeeze of honey bottle/ 4 cups water.

***after adding honey, NOW STIR IT...... little dar-ling stir it up........ It's been a long long time....since i got you on my-- Okay not now.. Anyway,)



***ADD THE TEA, PLACE LID BACK ON AND LET COOK***

(i assume its simmering by this point, keep cooking for about 5/7 minutes)



6.)after following all of these steps let the mixture coagulate and ****COOK AS LONG AS THE SHROOMS SOAK.....SO IF YOU LET THEM SOAK FOR 15 MINUTES COOK FOR 15 MINS..

***** most important part********** (BELOW)

DO NOT PUT THE MUSHROOMS IN THE BIG POT OF SIMMERING HOT WATER!!!!

They would be soaking in just a little lemon juice in a cup..
Then
****LET THE WATER COOL DOWN FOR 7-10 MINUTES****



7.) after the water has cooled, pour the mixure into YOUR cup with lemon juice in it.. If you put the shrooms in the pot with all the water, THE DOSAGE WILL BE FUCKED...

Meaning you would have to drink the whole pot of tea to get the dose you planned for:(




(-pouring it into your cup traps the dose so you get the desired amount.)!


8.) Number eight and most important rule:


Relax have fun..... And enjoy the trip my friends


I hope you like my "easy on the tummy lemon tek":thumbup:


I personally use this every time i dose:7) and i find this tea very enjoyable,

Thank you guys for reading it, if someone wants to try it and give me your opinion... I'd be greatly humbled..:datass:


Thank you ladies and gentlemen :sexysmile:


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Re: Here's my lemon tek recipe, WOOOT WOOOOOOT!!! [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
    #18725524 - 08/19/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Nice.  I sub OJ for lemon juice and add some fresh grated ginger and chamomile tea instead of cinnamon.  Haven't chewed on nasty shrooms once since I started doing a lemon/tea extraction, so easy on the stomach and tastes so damn good. 

A warning to noobs, when using a tek like this the trip is accelerated, everything is more intense and shorter in duration.  I personally prefer coming up faster, peaking earlier and coming down in 5 hours, but some people may find the rocketship ride up to the peak on high doses a bit disconcerting.  :lol:

Also, a slight critique of your tek, just measure out a cup of water per dose, pre-soak the shrooms in small bit of lemon or OJ, then throw them in with the water, boil that shit for 5-10 minutes, strain and throw away the teabag/shrooms.  Acidic water extracts all the goodies and once they're in solution they're perfectly stable in the amount of heat you're going to have boiling a bit on the stove, no loss in potency.  If you measure your water and shrooms carefully before hand you just pour 1 cup per person and you have a perfect dose for everybody in an easy to consume portion. 


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Edited by RiparianZoneJunky (08/19/13 12:09 AM)


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Re: Here's my lemon tek recipe, WOOOT WOOOOOOT!!! [Re: RiparianZoneJunky] * 1
    #18725637 - 08/19/13 12:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Oh yeah people be warned the come up is faster than anything I've experienced..

I actually just mad this recipe up, after my last time lemon trekking for the first time..


My neighbor came over after i was half way through the tea, and we were talking, smoking ya know just chillin, then i remember one certain special distinctive hit of lovely maryjane that put me off the edge, lol

This one deep hit, probably 20 minutes in... Just hit me like a train..

I then realized i had stopped talking, mid sentence and was staring at my toes lol

My neighbors like"hey, you alright?"

-me: oooooooohhh yeah, I'm just fine, why?... (While in my mind i was like):datass: :feelsjohngoodman:


-him: "you just stopped talking?"


I was so humbled by the feeling and the thought that "it's already kicking in?" That i don't think i even responded to him.. Just sat there and awe looking at the beautiful sky out the window, while in the sober reality it was probably awkward as fuck for the poor guy lol...


Then i got a serious thought..... "Wait.. I'm suppose to be solo tripping AND ITS KICKING IN ALREADY??!!?!"

My mind turned into a blender as a thousand things raced my mind at once, especially knowing that every word that goes by, my ego slowly goes with it...., and somehow out of the jumbled mess my weird ass said;:


-me: "I need to do something......you need to leave... Like now"  :gameover:

-him "aaahhhh?... alright?"

-me: " I think i said something about my cat litter needing to be changed as an excuse:lolsy:

The next day, I explained why i was acting so weird and apologized if i came off as a dick lol


It was by far the fastest come up I've ever had, within 45 minutes i was :trippnballs:

Like it was a strong friggin trip, shit got intense just watching TV people's foreheads were extremely exaggerated.. Like this one character especially on "my name is earl"

    Me.                  Crazy shit on TV
:docbrown:....... :doublefacepalm:


Then i was like
:freshwtf:



It was a great trip, and when things got rough, earl hickey saved the day...


Great learning experience

Thank you earl:thumbup: i owe you...

And thanks for posting on my elixir thread.


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Re: Here's my lemon tek recipe, WOOOT WOOOOOOT!!! [Re: RiparianZoneJunky]
    #18729846 - 08/19/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Bumpity bump... if anyone wants to give any added advice or add to the recipe, shoot some ideas:thumbup:


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Re: Here's my lemon tek recipe, WOOOT WOOOOOOT!!! [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
    #18735423 - 08/21/13 01:31 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Nice but doesn't ginger reduce from the visuals?


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Re: Here's my lemon tek recipe, WOOOT WOOOOOOT!!! [Re: Soheiltb]
    #18736679 - 08/21/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Soheiltb said:
Nice but doesn't ginger reduce from the visuals?




Not in my experience.  What chemistry would even make that happen?


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