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Ask a McDonald's employee anything
    #18725243 - 08/18/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Did you know that we throw out all fries that have been finished cooking for longer than [EDIT: I'm drunk] 7 minutes?

Or that there are 4 GODDAMNED POUNDS of sugar in that dispenser of sweet tea you are decanting into your plastic/cardboard cup?



I've had the humbling, healthy privilege of working at a McDonalds in Kansas City for the last couple of months and am being primed for a managerial position should I choose to stick around.

With McDonald's being the most ubiquitous fast food dispensary in the nation and world, I thought I'd see if I can contribute to you guys' curious brains and answer any questions you might have had and scratch any inquisitive itches you all might harbor in your brains.

Ask away! Zee007 works here too, at a different one, and is already a manager so he may be able to answer things I can't.

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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox] * 16
    #18725244 - 08/18/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

why dont you get a real job


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Led Zeppelin] * 10
    #18725247 - 08/18/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

off to a good start, this thread is.

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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #18725257 - 08/18/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I work at pizza hut... Your job must suck so fucking much haha... But what times do you pull things out of the freezer for the day and prepare to cook?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: ziggity]
    #18725276 - 08/18/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

The Vapor said:
off to a good start, this thread is.

:yoda:




Come here you, :hug:  I've been way too wrapped up in myself lately and want to benefit from all that you guys have to offer and in doing so, want to offer you as much of myself and my experiences as I can :aweyeah:



Did you guys know that the Big Mac comes in burrito form if you want it? It's called the Mac Wrap.


There are also 3 vegetarian wraps, called the McVeggie. 2 months at McDonalds and I've never seen ANYONE order one. :lolsy:

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ziggity said:
I work at pizza hut... Your job must suck so fucking much haha... But what times do you pull things out of the freezer for the day and prepare to cook?




Pizza hut must be a sweet gig!

We pull things out as a continual process throughout the day. IDK if this is just a McDonalds thing, but we have what's called a "Secondary Shelf Life", which is how long things are good for once taken from the walk-in freezers and refrigerators.

We have a different time for everything almost, and a machine that spits out stickers with expiration times that we stick on everything once made (i.e. our pies or iced tea dispensers).

For meat patties, McNuggets, chicken patties, etc., our machines tell us when they have been sitting too long. Even our fry machine has a timer on it to let us know when that 7 minutes is up.

Good question and thanks for giving me the opportunity to impart my nearly-minimum-wage wisdom!


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18725281 - 08/18/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Can I get a mushroom and swiss burger please?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: ganjfather]
    #18725285 - 08/18/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

how do i get free food?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: mapleleafmarijuana]
    #18725289 - 08/18/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

mapleleafmarijuana said:
how do i get free food?





Eat half a burger then tell them you didn't want pickles and need a new one.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: ganjfather]
    #18725295 - 08/18/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ganjfather said:
Quote:

mapleleafmarijuana said:
how do i get free food?





Eat half a burger then tell them you didn't want pickles and need a new one.




then i've got to hangout there... and that's how to get a free burger.

keep going


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: mapleleafmarijuana]
    #18725313 - 08/18/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ganjfather said:
Can I get a mushroom and swiss burger please?




That would be our pleasure. Would you like to add a drink and fries to that for a few cents more? (is what I say to unsuspecting guests)
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mapleleafmarijuana said:
how do i get free food?




Ganj's suggestion will likely work, if you just come through and say you got your order messed up earlier but don't have it, but this is far from guaranteed. They'll possibly acquiesce just to shut you up.

The better, smarter, McDonald's Psychedelic Forum Employee(TM) method would be this:

Go through the drive through, order something (or don't) and tell either the speaker stand or the payment (1st) window that you forgot your money, but stay in line.

When the present hands you the (person behind you's) order, take it and drive away.

Voila... free food! :datass:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #18725318 - 08/18/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

this is going to send 25% of pub out to eat.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18725320 - 08/18/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

how often do you eat McDonald's food?
how often does it give you an upset stomach and or diarrhea ?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: broken]
    #18725326 - 08/18/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

closed veil said:
how often do you eat McDonald's food?
how often does it give you an upset stomach and or diarrhea ?




Every shift, we get $3 in free food for below 6 hours or $5 in free food for a shift over 6 hours, at least at my location. This is reduced to $2.50 and $3.50 for breakfast time, since the food's a LITTLE bit cheaper.

For me, I started eating McDoubles during breaks and after shifts, after 5 years vegetarian. So for how often it begets upset stomach or diarrhea, I will say "it gets both, and it gets them every time".

McDonald's is not your local Whole Foods' Organic Deli.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #18725327 - 08/18/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What's your opinion on chicken mcnuggets and what kind of positive (or negative) impact do you think they've had on modern day society


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: broken] * 1
    #18725331 - 08/18/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do you ever set up cameras in the restroom and put laxatives in the food to film people rushing to the toilet?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18725332 - 08/18/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
Quote:

ganjfather said:
Can I get a mushroom and swiss burger please?




That would be our pleasure. Would you like to add a drink and fries to that for a few cents more? (is what I say to unsuspecting guests)
Quote:

mapleleafmarijuana said:
how do i get free food?




Ganj's suggestion will likely work, if you just come through and say you got your order messed up earlier but don't have it, but this is far from guaranteed. They'll possibly acquiesce just to shut you up.

The better, smarter, McDonald's Psychedelic Forum Employee(TM) method would be this:

Go through the drive through, order something (or don't) and tell either the speaker stand or the payment (1st) window that you forgot your money, but stay in line.

When the present hands you the (person behind you's) order, take it and drive away.

Voila... free food! :datass:





Or you can do this


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: lazyfingers] * 1
    #18725334 - 08/18/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Fries are gone after 7 minutes ? sure doesn't taste like it buddy lol.

I don't know why people bitch about mcdonalds, its fast food for hell sake.I haven't eaten there in about 6 years (aside from the occasional french fry) because I don't eat animal shit anyone but I remember it being just about as good as the rest of the junk food places. Those 1$ double cheesuburgers are worth a dollar, that's for sure. I never got stomach issues of the shits from it either and I never really saw this happen to anyone either. I have heard people joke about it but never really heard real accounts of it LOL.

If you get one of those nice breaded chicken sandwiches it's going to be a good meal.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: CounterCulturest]
    #18725341 - 08/18/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Why does a mcchicken cost a $1.50 now? Did you add more chicken? More Mc?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: CounterCulturest]
    #18725342 - 08/18/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

what sort of oil do you guys use?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: mapleleafmarijuana]
    #18725348 - 08/18/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do you generally get treated with respect or do people treat you like shit because you work at McDonalds ?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18725352 - 08/18/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What's your take on the filet o'fish sandwich and what kind of age demographic is the sandwich supposed to be targeting


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
    #18725353 - 08/18/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lolsy:

fuck man, the fact that they limit how much each meal can cost makes me laugh.
i eat just about anything i want at work, i started drinking red wine on the line too. :willynilly:
i get away with scary amounts of shit at work.

but anyways, if the food makes you sick why do you eat it?
i can't eat fast food anymore, it makes me sick every time.
and i drink a lot of alcohol, a lot of caffeine, chew tobacco, and don't get much sleep.
none of those things make me sick so fast food must be really bad if my abused body rejects it.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Led Zeppelin] * 2
    #18725358 - 08/18/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Led Zeppelin said:
why dont you get a real job




:facepalm:

You are an ass.

Actually I hope you are joking. The reason I hope that Is I know people that are to good to work for a fast food chain and would rather beg for money and live of of other peoples income.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18725366 - 08/18/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

When dipping various McDonalds food items into their array of sauces have you ever accidentally dripped some onto your uniform, and if so, how did you react


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
    #18725375 - 08/18/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
What's your opinion on chicken mcnuggets and what kind of positive (or negative) impact do you think they've had on modern day society




This is more of an epidemiological question than anything else. I think they've propogated to an admirable extent but that they've worn their welcome, socially.

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ganjfather said:
Why does a mcchicken cost a $1.50 now? Did you add more chicken? More Mc?




It's still $1 at my location. PM me and I'll give you our address :thumbup:

Quote:

CounterCulturest said:
Fries are gone after 7 minutes ? sure doesn't taste like it buddy lol.

I don't know why people bitch about mcdonalds, its fast food for hell sake.I haven't eaten there in about 6 years (aside from the occasional french fry) because I don't eat animal shit anyone but I remember it being just about as good as the rest of the junk food places. Those 1$ double cheesuburgers are worth a dollar, that's for sure. I never got stomach issues of the shits from it either and I never really saw this happen to anyone either. I have heard people joke about it but never really heard real accounts of it LOL.

If you get one of those nice breaded chicken sandwiches it's going to be a good meal.




Animal shit is right. I am convinced that if we could, we'd put beef extract in our sodas... the BBQ sauce has 2 or 3 different animals in it if I remember right.

Quote:

CounterCulturest said:
Do you generally get treated with respect or do people treat you like shit because you work at McDonalds ?




It's both really. Some have the attitude that we are servants here with no purpose beyond serving them a burger, but many others have joked with me about my job and things and others yet further have gone out of their way to be nice.

People are kind to us especially in the morning... what I noticed is that people are a lot more cordial and friendly during the morning in window 1 and I suspect the "food delivery" window, though I haven't worked it in the morning.


Quote:

anunnakian said:
:facepalm:

You are an ass.

Actually I hope you are joking. The reason I hope that Is I know people that are to good to work for a fast food chain and would rather beg for money and live of of other peoples income.




You seem like someone who needs a dick up their ass. Also, learn English.

Then again, with all the penile pleasure your mom has given me, I can't be mad at you.

Quote:

Niffla said:
When dipping various McDonalds food items into their array of sauces have you ever accidentally dripped some onto your uniform, and if so, how did you react




I've done better than that... I popped a sweet-n-sour sauce tub in my pocket with my iPhone 4GS in it and it screwed the speaker up bad. Now it's been broken so I've been having to text Zee007 via my ipad :feelsbadman:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18725384 - 08/18/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

This is more of an epidemiological question than anything else. I think they've propogated to an admirable extent but that they've worn their welcome, socially.




lol'd


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18725391 - 08/18/13 11:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Have you ever replied to an irate customer's problem by saying, "you mad, bro?"


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
    #18725402 - 08/18/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Have you ever replied to an irate customer's problem by saying, "you mad, bro?"




Subtly... I typically anesthetize them with some viscous room-temperature grease, drag them into the women's bathroom, and sodomize them with the whisk we mix the sugar into the tea with. It's for the best, you see. :shrug:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18725415 - 08/18/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Subtly... I typically anesthetize them with some viscous room-temperature grease, drag them into the women's bathroom, and sodomize them with the whisk we mix the sugar into the tea with. It's for the best, you see. :shrug:





You just answered all my questions.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: lazyfingers]
    #18725420 - 08/18/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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lazyfingers said:
Quote:

Subtly... I typically anesthetize them with some viscous room-temperature grease, drag them into the women's bathroom, and sodomize them with the whisk we mix the sugar into the tea with. It's for the best, you see. :shrug:





You just answered all my questions.




The answer is a transcendental combination of "yes" and "42".


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18725449 - 08/18/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do you ever jerk off In to a burger for a nasty customer?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #18725465 - 08/18/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Do you ever jerk off In to a burger for a nasty customer?





I haven't yet worked in the MexiKitchen(TM) or I might have.


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    #18725473 - 08/18/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do you serve McGangbangs if requested by name? If so, would some of your coworkers refuse to serve a McGangbang if I asked them?


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    #18725507 - 08/18/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Do you serve McGangbangs if requested by name? If so, would some of your coworkers refuse to serve a McGangbang if I asked them?




We only have the McFuck at my location :feelsbadman:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
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I was serious...


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    #18725533 - 08/19/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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why dont you get a real job



What a jerk.. :spits in ^^food:

Not everyone has the money, to be a rocket scientist.

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Do you serve McGangbangs if requested by name? If so, would some of your coworkers refuse to serve a McGangbang if I asked them?




They won't serve them, where I'm at:singletear:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
    #18725538 - 08/19/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I was serious...




I would polyperson sodomize anyone you'd like to bring. Just saying. Order a MacWrap though, that's all I'm sayin.
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What a jerk.. :spits in ^^food:

Not everyone has the money, to be a rocket scientist.

Betterthennot having a job at all:thumbup:




Yeah, being a rocket scientist would suck. I'd much rather be a computational geneticist flipping burgers. :vibin:


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    #18725559 - 08/19/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

do u spit in ur onion ring?


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    #18725575 - 08/19/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do you guys have one of those handwashing timers that go off every 30 minutes or do y'all just wear gloves?  The McDonald's I worked at had a timer, we didn't wear gloves...which repulsed me.  I washed my hands all the time, but most employees just turn the buzzer off and go back about their business.

Also, with the 7 minute fry thing...as soon as those 7 minutes are up, you just put those fuckers in a basket and dunk 'em for about 30 seconds...brand new fresh fries dude

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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18725607 - 08/19/13 12:29 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Would you eat a sandwich with  rye bun(here you can switch from normal to rye bun  on every sandwich)

Do you think McRye would be a success in your location?



Lol that photo is old, post 2002, before we had euros.. 37-40e for a meal :lol:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: rulesq]
    #18725622 - 08/19/13 12:39 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Synthe said:
do u spit in ur onion ring?




That's Burger King only. :shrug:

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Do you guys have one of those handwashing timers that go off every 30 minutes or do y'all just wear gloves?  The McDonald's I worked at had a timer, we didn't wear gloves...which repulsed me.  I washed my hands all the time, but most employees just turn the buzzer off and go back about their business.

Also, with the 7 minute fry thing...as soon as those 7 minutes are up, you just put those fuckers in a basket and dunk 'em for about 30 seconds...brand new fresh fries dude

:loldongs:




Haha both. The MexiKitchen wears gloves, but the rest of us have to wash our hands periodically. Sometimes, that is. One of our managers bought a countdown timer. That said, we don't care :shrug:. I cleared my throat less than a week ago and got told to wash my hands :lolsy:

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Would you eat a sandwich with  rye bun(here you can switch from normal to rye bun  on every sandwich)

Do you think McRye would be a success in your location?



Lol that photo is old, post 2002, before we had euros.. 37-40e for a meal :lol:




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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
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do u spit in ur onion ring?




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    #18725648 - 08/19/13 12:53 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

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do u spit in ur onion ring?




That's Burger King only. :shrug:









Well someone wants to get sodomized. What do you have to say for yoruself??? :wut:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18725661 - 08/19/13 12:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


Ok then, what's your favourite sandwich(all-time fav.)?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #18725801 - 08/19/13 02:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What's your take on this particular nugget



kinda looks like george washington bro, i mean damn that shit relatively cray


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i need answers bro hurry up


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    #18725811 - 08/19/13 02:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)



do you know these dudes and if so how can i contact them


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:lolsy:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
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4 lbs holy shit better not have sweet tea anymore lol.
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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
    #18725823 - 08/19/13 02:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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What's your take on this particular nugget



kinda looks like george washington bro, i mean damn that shit relatively cray



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    #18725837 - 08/19/13 02:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I know OP gave a nice effort and respectfully answered most inquiries but DAMN BRO THIS FOOL TRIPPIN for not being here right now, he offered to answer all questions and honestly he should be here on the ready to answer shit until this thread falls the fuck off. I'm trying to figure this McDonalds shit out and I really can't afford to wait around and shit. Fuck.


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Not to mention he blatantly skipped one of these questions that's been weighing heavy on me for a while now. And yeah I quoted myself. WUT

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What's your take on the filet o'fish sandwich and what kind of age demographic is the sandwich supposed to be targeting




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    #18725852 - 08/19/13 02:34 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What's the most crap someone has bought for themself and ate it inside the restaurant ?





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All good questions for OP to answer


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    #18725890 - 08/19/13 03:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)



:lolsy:


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    #18725891 - 08/19/13 03:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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What's the most crap someone has bought for themself and ate it inside the restaurant ?








Probably this kid when he grows up.



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Quote:

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What's the most crap someone has bought for themself and ate it inside the restaurant ?








Probably this kid when he grows up.





That kid looks like michelin-man



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On the bright side he'll be invincible to car crashes. He's so airy and doughy man, he's like a walking air bag.


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:lol:

True. Maybe he could earn some money(or McStuff) by letting people crash their cars on him


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:canthelpbutlaugh:


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If he was in a really bad wreck and not wearing a seat belt he'd just bounce around in there and come out unscathed.


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    #18725921 - 08/19/13 03:49 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm thinking he'd fly through the windshield, and just keep on going until he'd hit some source of water(lake/ocean)

OR, he could just keep bouncing on and on, kinda like Forrest Gump running back and forth America in the movie :shrug:


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You work at McDonald's. I'm starting to understand why you take so much DXM.


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I'm thinking he'd fly through the windshield, and just keep on going until he'd hit the some source of water(lake/ocean)

OR, he could just keep bouncing on and on, kinda like Forrest Gump running back and forth America in the movie :shrug:




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I was a 1st assistant manager at a small corporate store for two years. I would never eat there. We followed none of the time limit procedures on how long to keep food. Most all food safety testing sheets were completely fabricated out of laziness. None of the dishes were ever properly washed, just sprayed off with water. No procedures to prevent cross contamination was followed. Really shady shit went on in that place. No idea how people never get food poisoning in mass numbers from that store.


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Not to mention he blatantly skipped one of these questions that's been weighing heavy on me for a while now. And yeah I quoted myself. WUT

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What's your take on the filet o'fish sandwich and what kind of age demographic is the sandwich supposed to be targeting







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I was a 1st assistant manager at a small corporate store for two years. I would never eat there. We followed none of the time limit procedures on how long to keep food. Most all food safety testing sheets were completely fabricated out of laziness. None of the dishes were ever properly washed, just sprayed off with water. No procedures to prevent cross contamination was followed. Really shady shit went on in that place. No idea how people never get food poisoning in mass numbers from that store.



Because microorganisms can't live on that shit xD. ....I have a question....why do you work at McDonald's? Especially after being a veggie


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18726381 - 08/19/13 08:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Hey stillnox, just want to say proud of you bud. A lot of these assholes talk shit yet go back to begging mommmy for some money to go eat. Keep on truckin'


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Othyem]
    #18726384 - 08/19/13 08:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I was a 1st assistant manager at a small corporate store for two years. I would never eat there. We followed none of the time limit procedures on how long to keep food. Most all food safety testing sheets were completely fabricated out of laziness. None of the dishes were ever properly washed, just sprayed off with water. No procedures to prevent cross contamination was followed. Really shady shit went on in that place. No idea how people never get food poisoning in mass numbers from that store.



this is why I don't let anyone prepare my food except family.fuck mcdonalds,you eat it and have to shit 10 minutes later:puke:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18726385 - 08/19/13 08:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Did you know that we throw out all fries that have been finished cooking for longer than [EDIT: I'm drunk] 7 minutes?

Or that there are 4 GODDAMNED POUNDS of sugar in that dispenser of sweet tea you are decanting into your plastic/cardboard cup?



I've had the humbling, healthy privilege of working at a McDonalds in Kansas City for the last couple of months and am being primed for a managerial position should I choose to stick around.

With McDonald's being the most ubiquitous fast food dispensary in the nation and world, I thought I'd see if I can contribute to you guys' curious brains and answer any questions you might have had and scratch any inquisitive itches you all might harbor in your brains.

Ask away! Zee007 works here too, at a different one, and is already a manager so he may be able to answer things I can't.

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Have you reported them to the food inspection yet? Or is that a joke in the USA?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Sham87]
    #18726388 - 08/19/13 08:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If you are as smart as you say, why are working at Mc Donald's. Aren't you wasting you smartness there?


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    #18726410 - 08/19/13 08:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Do you guys have one of those handwashing timers that go off every 30 minutes or do y'all just wear gloves?  The McDonald's I worked at had a timer, we didn't wear gloves...which repulsed me.  I washed my hands all the time, but most employees just turn the buzzer off and go back about their business.

Also, with the 7 minute fry thing...as soon as those 7 minutes are up, you just put those fuckers in a basket and dunk 'em for about 30 seconds...brand new fresh fries dude

:loldongs:




also this along with spilling sauce on your uniform:

Do you change uniforms?
Do you wash your hands properly each time after handling food?


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If you are as smart as you say, why are working at Mc Donald's. Aren't you wasting you smartness there?




I like to eat, don't you?


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    #18726430 - 08/19/13 08:17 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

why do they keep bringing back the McRib?!


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Beanhead]
    #18726452 - 08/19/13 08:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

How does it feel working for a corporation that's poisoning the masses?


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    #18726454 - 08/19/13 08:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

pretty sure he sleeps well at night.


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why do they keep bringing back the McRib?!




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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: psi]
    #18726606 - 08/19/13 09:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i'm a manager of a corporate mcdonald's as well


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: lovecheese]
    #18726615 - 08/19/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What is the difference between a regular mcdonalds and a corporate mcdonalds?


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    #18726626 - 08/19/13 09:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

have you ever seen the movie 'super-size me?'


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Sham87]
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What is the difference between a regular mcdonalds and a corporate mcdonalds?



corporate mcdonalds are the regular mcdonalds. the menus and prices at corporate mcdonalds are the exact same. every corporate mcdonalds in a given region is essentially the same store at a different location. corporate supervisors are "in charge" of a handful of stores each, all of which will follow corporate recommendations and policies.

the other option is a franchised mcdonalds. the owner operators can change their menus and prices whenever they want to. they also don't have to abide by corporate policies.


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have you ever seen the movie 'super-size me?'



i have but i believe spurlock got the results he wanted to find. and he went overboard with his diet in order to achieve those results.

i've been eating mcdonalds 1-2 times a day since october 2010 and haven't gained a single pound. i still weigh 134 lbs. my blood pressure is normal. i can perform strenuous physical activity for prolonged periods of time.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18726665 - 08/19/13 09:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i heard to get fresh food at mcdonalds just change up the regular way they make food to get them to cook you a fresh one, is this true?

example: i want extra pickles and no ketchup

or any extra item, or minus an item, and you get a fresh one


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    #18726715 - 08/19/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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What's your opinion on chicken mcnuggets and what kind of positive (or negative) impact do you think they've had on modern day society




I've been wondering this for a while now Niffla, I'm glad you asked.


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i heard to get fresh food at mcdonalds just change up the regular way they make food to get them to cook you a fresh one, is this true?

example: i want extra pickles and no ketchup

or any extra item, or minus an item, and you get a fresh one



no guaranteed freshness from changing up the condiment game.
what you need to do to get fresh food, is either ask for it to be made fresh (for items such as chicken nuggets, mcchickens, crispy chicken, filet o fish, or grilled chicken) or ask for a meat product with no salt on the meat. everything can be cooked fresh within 4 minutes except grilled and crispy chicken.

as soon as the meat is done cooking on the grill, we put salt and pepper on it and put it into a holding cabinet where it is supposed to be thrown out if not used within 15 minutes (corporate policy to guarantee the freshness that every customer deserves). same goes for other food products but chicken (which is not salted btw) has a longer holding time than beef. due to lazyness of kitchen employees and/or improper training, this sometimes does not happen.

as a manager at my mcdonalds, i always check the food in the holding cabinets every 30 minutes to check the quality of the product. if its bad, i throw it out and ask my kitchen staff to make new ones.


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What's your take on the filet o'fish sandwich and what kind of age demographic is the sandwich supposed to be targeting




I always had a hunch the filet o'fish, or Sandwich pesce in Italian, was targeted towards middle aged women.


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This is more of an epidemiological question than anything else. I think they've propogated to an admirable extent but that they've worn their welcome, socially.




lol'd




me too hahahaha


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    #18726739 - 08/19/13 09:44 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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What's your take on the filet o'fish sandwich and what kind of age demographic is the sandwich supposed to be targeting




I always had a hunch the filet o'fish, or Sandwich pesce in Italian, was targeted towards middle aged women.



half of our filet o fish customers (at my store) are black kids all dressed up like ballers.


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Your store probably is in Harlem.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: lovecheese]
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as soon as the meat is done cooking on the grill, we put salt and pepper on it and put it into a holding cabinet where it is supposed to be thrown out if not used within 15 minutes (corporate policy to guarantee the freshness that every customer deserves).





if they really wanted to guarantee freshness, they should close every store, gut the kitchens, and re-open only serving fresh fruits and vegetables.


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    #18726850 - 08/19/13 10:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do you want to help me save dolphins and sea turtles today?


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    #18726855 - 08/19/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

did you know male dolphins gang rape a female dolphins?


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as soon as the meat is done cooking on the grill, we put salt and pepper on it and put it into a holding cabinet where it is supposed to be thrown out if not used within 15 minutes (corporate policy to guarantee the freshness that every customer deserves).





if they really wanted to guarantee freshness, they should close every store, gut the kitchens, and re-open only serving fresh fruits and vegetables.




Or open along a butchery with the store.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: broken]
    #18727004 - 08/19/13 11:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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:lol:


Ok then, what's your favourite sandwich(all-time fav.)?



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Alright you (evident) limey... my favourite [sic] sandwich is...

The McDouble, just cheese and mac sauce. But I'm vegetarian so I only got to have it a few times this summer.

My favorite food item is a Snack Wrap with ranch and chipotle BBQ, no chicken, with a small fries :thumbup:

What's your take on this particular nugget



kinda looks like george washington bro, i mean damn that shit relatively cray




Sorry, I was black out drunk playing Dunk Ryders "Fuck the Other Side" on loop. In fact, I took a shot just now for the hangover. :highfive:

That nugget... is splendid. It's everything that makes a nugget good (aka the parts that aren't that non-meat) but doubled or tripled.

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do you know these dudes and if so how can i contact them




We're acquainted but I wouldn't call us "bros" by any means.

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4 lbs holy shit better not have sweet tea anymore lol.
Question: How many pubes should I expect in my mcnuggets?




Usually none, although we oftentimes dip our dickheads (or the tip of our foreskin for our Euro pals) into the grease until the vigorous burning invokes spontaneous ejaculation. We usually try to scoop the stringy cum out of the bubbling vat of grease with the grease skimmer tool (it's like a spatula with a screen on it), but usually the cum is so thin and drippy from the heat that it drips through the screen. :shrug:

I'll rub my manhood on your chicken nuggets any time though :heart:. Just cause I like ya. :hug: I'm getting a boner... I need to jack off after this round of questions.



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Not to mention he blatantly skipped one of these questions that's been weighing heavy on me for a while now. And yeah I quoted myself. WUT

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What's your take on the filet o'fish sandwich and what kind of age demographic is the sandwich supposed to be targeting








Since you quoted yourself in EPIC FUCKING STYLE, I will say this:

The filet-o-fish is, if I had to speculate, targeted narrowly and directly--with intense vehemence, I may add--toward the 57-year-old suspender-clad gray-haired male.

Think about it... he's transitioning into his elderly years. He's just about to be able to get senior coffees at Mickey D's... he's not elderly yet, but he's pretty much there.

He has had his young days, and now they're over. Again, he's not a senior yet but he's pretty much there. He's not young any more. He's not even middle aged. He's not circling the drain yet either, but god damn it...

He needs a filet-o-fish.



That said, black men in their late 30's seem to be fond of this sandwich. Dayumm.
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did you know male dolphins gang rape a female dolphins?




I am going to have to make a more-general "Ask a St1llnox anything" thread before I can address this.

I will say that when I heard about (from Dan Savage's podcast) and read the dolphin sex website, I got super fucking hard and had to make myself cum just for relief from my savage (pun!) lust at how great an undulating dolphin vagina would feel.

To answer your question, no, I didn't know.

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Do you want to help me save dolphins and sea turtles today?




I want to introduce the McTurtle and the filet-o-dolphin :laugh:
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as soon as the meat is done cooking on the grill, we put salt and pepper on it and put it into a holding cabinet where it is supposed to be thrown out if not used within 15 minutes (corporate policy to guarantee the freshness that every customer deserves).





if they really wanted to guarantee freshness, they should close every store, gut the kitchens, and re-open only serving fresh fruits and vegetables.




Dontcha want some apples-and-sodium-benzoate in a nice plastic single serving bag with your happy meal? You do have to commend that we replaced half the fries in our happy meals with fresh apple slices. :thumbup:

Gives me goosebumps that such a behemoth that doesn't have to give a fuck went out of their way for kids like this! :zomgzomgzomg:


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4 lbs holy shit better not have sweet tea anymore lol.




Dude, relax, it's still not as bad as soda. If you're still drinking coke, realize it's more densely filled with sugar than typical sweet tea. Coke has something like 33% more sugar than Arizona sweet tea.


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    #18727050 - 08/19/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

st1llnox, ever had sex on the job? What about with a coworker?... Can you fuck a coworker while he/she takes somebodies order? Pretty please...


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    #18727065 - 08/19/13 11:17 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do your meat patties basically come in one giant hard log? I mean they're all individual patties but they end up freezing together over time and become hard as fuck to separate. If so, when you slam them on the grill to break them, and some fly on the floor, do those go back on the grill or in the trash?

The Sonic I worked at, those patties go back on the grill.. Just curious if McDonald's is the same.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18727069 - 08/19/13 11:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i worked a mcdicks for a year after high school.


what a shitty job.



my questions.... what weird things have you done to pass time when its dead .  and have you burnt ur finger on the bun toaster yet?


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closed veil said:
have you ever seen the movie 'super-size me?'



i have but i believe spurlock got the results he wanted to find. and he went overboard with his diet in order to achieve those results.

i've been eating mcdonalds 1-2 times a day since october 2010 and haven't gained a single pound. i still weigh 134 lbs. my blood pressure is normal. i can perform strenuous physical activity for prolonged periods of time.



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What is the difference between a regular mcdonalds and a corporate mcdonalds?



corporate mcdonalds are the regular mcdonalds. the menus and prices at corporate mcdonalds are the exact same. every corporate mcdonalds in a given region is essentially the same store at a different location. corporate supervisors are "in charge" of a handful of stores each, all of which will follow corporate recommendations and policies.

the other option is a franchised mcdonalds. the owner operators can change their menus and prices whenever they want to. they also don't have to abide by corporate policies.



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What is the difference between a regular mcdonalds and a corporate mcdonalds?




Lovecheese gave a great answer on this. Even those owned by private groups like mine do tie into the beat of corporate. The main thing is they don't have to be affected by nationwide promos if they (we) choose not to, but its such an advantage to I think. This is only speculation from what I've seen and the disclaimers confirm this to be a possibility, but realistically I don't know that any McDonalds would wanna bring that trouble on themselves.

Most of the difference is that franchise ones can give EXTRA on top of the BASELINE that is a corporate McDonalds.

For example, at my location? We ALL GET FULL BENEFITS. :highfive:

It's beautiful... they even have a discount health appointment (with nurse practitioners) program for all our Mexican employees who avoid getting treatment until shit gets horrible and then don't know better than to go straight to the ER. It's beautiful... it really is. (I'm actually tearing up right now thinking about it)

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What's your take on the filet o'fish sandwich and what kind of age demographic is the sandwich supposed to be targeting




I always had a hunch the filet o'fish, or Sandwich pesce in Italian, was targeted towards middle aged women.




ITS TARGETED TOWARDS AGING MEN IN SUSPENDERS!!! Didn't you read the reply I gave after you'd already said this!!??! :confused: :megacrankey:

And to reiterate, it's targeted towards suspender-clad men but is indulged in heavily by slightly younger black men (not the conformist kind though... the kind who are white but just have black skin... hence the fucking fish sandwich they ordered. GOD YOU PISSED ME OFF MY WHOLE DAY IS RUINED WAH WAH WAH I want a filet o fish now JK I haven't eaten fish in 10 years).
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i heard to get fresh food at mcdonalds just change up the regular way they make food to get them to cook you a fresh one, is this true?

example: i want extra pickles and no ketchup

or any extra item, or minus an item, and you get a fresh one




Bingo nigs.

That said, while we (think 90s) used to keep some regular burgers and company in the chute for IF people order it, now, AS SOON AS YOU START ORDERING and your food pops up on the screen, the Mexicans in the kitchen
start assembling it.

So whole food items aren't just waiting for their corresponding customer. How it works is we prepare batches of patties and stuff and have them in warmers until their "secondary shelf life" is up, and we assemble your sandwich out of it when you order. You can ask for everything "cooked fresh to order" like some gentlemen I had in window 1 did once, but there's no guarantee you'll actually get that as it's super easy for us to just pass off our normal protocol to you.

That said, here are tricks to get fresh eggs on your breakfast sandwich and fresh fries:

Order egg whites on your breakfast sandwich. Our patties come frozen, but our egg whites are scrambled up and cooked fresh with every order. Also, our circular sunny-side-up patties come straight from the freshly-ovulated eggs of the midwest's finest factory-farmed chickens! :thumbup:

For fresh, mouth-wateringly crispy fries, order no salt. The first thing we do when we dump the fries into our fry station is to salt them, and if you order no salt then the next batch that comes up gets a fry holder on the handle to designate that as soon as they are cooked to the pinnacle of crispiness, they are poured straight from the frying basket into a fry cup and delivered to you to munch down eagerly! :psychsplit:

Just ask for a packet of salt at the second window and you're set, although we'll likely figure out what you're up to as we're not actually as dumb as the stereo types, if at all (I mean, after all... I work there... fuck :tard: lol)



Lovecheese, thanks for helping me out on here! McHighFive!! :highfive:

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Do your meat patties basically come in one giant hard log? I mean they're all individual patties but they end up freezing together over time and become hard as fuck to separate. If so, when you slam them on the grill to break them, and some fly on the floor, do those go back on the grill or in the trash?

The Sonic I worked at, those patties go back on the grill.. Just curious if McDonald's is the same.




They do stick together a little bit, but they're pretty distinct even straight from the box. Believe it or not, our meat comes frozen and raw and is cooked to it's legendary prime by ya'lls truly, we the crew members :vibin:

That said, WE ABSOLUTELY NEVER WILL SERVE YOU ANYTHING THAT'S BEEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO THE FLOOR.

Even sealed condiment cups and paper take-out bags get thrown away if they're on the floor. We don't fuck around and we care about you guys.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18727102 - 08/19/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

How often do you clean the gears/chain in the bun toaster? We had one probably 5-10 years old and it NEVER got cleaned. Only the stuff that came in direct contact with the food did.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Sham87]
    #18727104 - 08/19/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

How often do you jack off into the mac sauce? Because if it's only like a couple times a day i'll still eat it :sploosh:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #18727106 - 08/19/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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st1llnox, ever had sex on the job? What about with a coworker?... Can you fuck a coworker while he/she takes somebodies order? Pretty please...




No, and I haven't even masturbated here yet which is really odd for me... oh wait, I think I jacked off once, but I was super high (it probably felt really good if I did, although I might just be inferring that I did from the fact that I jack off basically any time my dick isn't inside someone and that I've masturbated at every other job I've ever had, even volunteer gigs :datass:).

Which kinda brings me to my next point: I have smoked TONS of weed on the job, in the restaurant and near the dumpsters.

I felt really guilty because one of my managers who has taken me under his wing and is guiding me on the path to management could tell I was really off my game and was trying to inspire me and cheer me up. The maintenance guy though, could totally tell as could my aspiring-doctor buddy Xavie.

Oh and as for sex with a coworker, we did just hire a couple somewhat skinny dudes who made great mind-fodder for fantasizing about during a few of the recent occasions I've squeezed the weasel. Mainly their arms were hot :datass:

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4 lbs holy shit better not have sweet tea anymore lol.




Dude, relax, it's still not as bad as soda. If you're still drinking coke, realize it's more densely filled with sugar than typical sweet tea. Coke has something like 33% more sugar than Arizona sweet tea.




This... not that I'd drink the sweet tea though. Think also of all the chemicals in Coke. I mean, when you sip our sweet tea, it's a little syrupy but it doesn't burn your throat like Coke (!).

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How often do you clean the gears/chain in the bun toaster? We had one probably 5-10 years old and it NEVER got cleaned. Only the stuff that came in direct contact with the food did.




I haven't worked in the kitchen so I really can't answer this, sorry! :shrug:

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How often do you jack off into the mac sauce? Because if it's only like a couple times a day i'll still eat it :sploosh:




It doesn't really matter. I'll clue you in: MacSauce is actually Ronald's jizz to begin with. :shrug:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18727108 - 08/19/13 11:30 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Hey, I'm probably about to get banned so I'll resume this some other time. Thank a mod that starts with T if I disappear.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18727111 - 08/19/13 11:31 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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What's your take on the filet o'fish sandwich and what kind of age demographic is the sandwich supposed to be targeting




I always had a hunch the filet o'fish, or Sandwich pesce in Italian, was targeted towards middle aged women.




ITS TARGETED TOWARDS AGING MEN IN SUSPENDERS!!! Didn't you read the reply I gave after you'd already said this!!??! :confused: :megacrankey:




Dewddd, I think you are confused.  The reply you gave about Niffla's question was after I posted my post... I can't see into the future.  You should chill out





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    #18727115 - 08/19/13 11:32 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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What's your take on the filet o'fish sandwich and what kind of age demographic is the sandwich supposed to be targeting




I always had a hunch the filet o'fish, or Sandwich pesce in Italian, was targeted towards middle aged women.




ITS TARGETED TOWARDS AGING MEN IN SUSPENDERS!!! Didn't you read the reply I gave after you'd already said this!!??! :confused: :megacrankey:




Dewddd, I think you are confused.  The reply you gave about Niffla's question was after I posted my post... I can't see into the future.  You should chill out








I was just messing buddy :smile:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18727116 - 08/19/13 11:32 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Ronald's Jizz you say!?!



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    #18727174 - 08/19/13 11:44 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Ronald's Jizz you say!?!






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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18727190 - 08/19/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Is it true the beef patties are soaked in petroleum jelly? And is it true that the beef patties are not Infact "100% American beef " but "100% American Beef" is the name of the supplier who sells the patties to Micky D's?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18727202 - 08/19/13 11:49 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Why would you get tehh :banhamster: ??


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    #18727241 - 08/19/13 12:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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st1llnox, ever had sex on the job? What about with a coworker?... Can you fuck a coworker while he/she takes somebodies order? Pretty please...




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    #18727260 - 08/19/13 12:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Is it true the beef patties are soaked in petroleum jelly? And is it true that the beef patties are not Infact "100% American beef " but "100% American Beef" is the name of the supplier who sells the patties to Micky D's?




They're all "beef", as in dead cow. But, in a study of the top 8 fast food chains, the meat content of patties ranged only from 2 to 46 percent, the rest being water, nerves, tendons, etc. (All of which would be, in fact, beef).

The petroleum jelly is just the crew lubricant... if any is on the patties, it's because we forgot to wash our hands after fapping.


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    #18727307 - 08/19/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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    #18727397 - 08/19/13 12:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So... what I said...? :strokebeard:


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    #18727424 - 08/19/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

There should definitely be a Hamburglar in every McDonald's, doing exactly that for like every 100th drive-in customer :lol:

And the meal that he stole should be complimentary of course(and you wouldn't get a new meal)

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    #18727519 - 08/19/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The people that are being poisoned are supposed to be cut off from the human species
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    #18727557 - 08/19/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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So... what I said...? :strokebeard:





http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18727106#18727106

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    #18727574 - 08/19/13 01:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



:naughty::datass::awehigh:

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    #18728883 - 08/19/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

st1llnox, I appreciate your replies to my questions I posted last night.

My next question is regarding the new fish mcbites promotion. First off, how are sales looking for the fish mcbite, and if it fails how will McDonalds cope in the aftermath of the demise of the mcbite? What direction will the fast food chain look to go in the post mcbite era


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    #18729169 - 08/19/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I was a 1st assistant manager at a small corporate store for two years. I would never eat there. We followed none of the time limit procedures on how long to keep food. Most all food safety testing sheets were completely fabricated out of laziness. None of the dishes were ever properly washed, just sprayed off with water. No procedures to prevent cross contamination was followed. Really shady shit went on in that place. No idea how people never get food poisoning in mass numbers from that store.



Because microorganisms can't live on that shit xD. ....I have a question....why do you work at McDonald's? Especially after being a veggie




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hahaha


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    #18731336 - 08/20/13 08:46 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That actually looks tasty


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #18731351 - 08/20/13 08:51 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i worked at both McDick(donald) and Burger Lord(king) back in t' day.


if anyone wants a comparison, ask away...


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: druqs]
    #18731368 - 08/20/13 08:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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st1llnox said:
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Synthe said:
do u spit in ur onion ring?




That's Burger King only. :shrug:









How often this happens?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: rulesq]
    #18731379 - 08/20/13 09:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Burger King is one of the grossest fast food burger chains IMO, lukewarm burgers every time. Doing a special order is the only way to get anything hot usually.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: psi]
    #18731403 - 08/20/13 09:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

slightly better quality control at McD, a lot of BK are franchise owned so standards can slip, but over here BK always tastier.

and i'm not saying spitting in food doesn't happen, but i've never seen it, what would be the point?

food gets dropped and used quite frequently though..

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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: druqs]
    #18731416 - 08/20/13 09:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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slightly better quality control at McD, a lot of BK are franchise owned so standards can slip, but over here BK always tastier.




It's probably the horse meat content. :megusta:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: psi]
    #18731424 - 08/20/13 09:20 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

oui oui, le cheval est très délicieux!


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: rulesq] * 1
    #18732960 - 08/20/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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st1llnox said:
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do u spit in ur onion ring?




That's Burger King only. :shrug:









How often this happens?




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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
    #18747008 - 08/23/13 12:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sorry for bumping , but i had to ask and i apologize if it was asked already but i doubt it has.

What is the worst corner you've ever cut?

I have a job at fast food and sorry to inform some of you, but there's at least one hardee's that has cut a few corners and this employee feels guilty and i must confess my corner cutting.

When i first started a few things were simply because i wasn't trained perfectly. The kitchen was mopped simply with hot water and no cleaner for about a week, i didn't soak lettuce in cold water, so if your lettuce was soggy blame me, and i never eat tomatoes, so if you got a tomatoe part that should have been thrown out i apologize again.

These few things i have fixed and no longer happens at my store when i do them. Another corner i have always felt guilty of is on the busiest night of my 5 months working there we were my coworker had me put bacon on a burger without microwaving it. The bacon comes precooked so no health was risked for it, but i still apologize to that one customer whose food was subpar.

Damn it felt good to get that off my chest.

Sti11nox (however you spell it) your turn, and i call bullshit if you've never cut a corner and if your going to say you haven't what's the worst corner you've seen cut?

And what is the worst state the bathroom is in? (Please include sensory details)


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #18747176 - 08/23/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



What do you think about this???


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #18747586 - 08/23/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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LuSiD enthusiast said:
Sorry for bumping , but i had to ask and i apologize if it was asked already but i doubt it has.

What is the worst corner you've ever cut?

I have a job at fast food and sorry to inform some of you, but there's at least one hardee's that has cut a few corners and this employee feels guilty and i must confess my corner cutting.

When i first started a few things were simply because i wasn't trained perfectly. The kitchen was mopped simply with hot water and no cleaner for about a week, i didn't soak lettuce in cold water, so if your lettuce was soggy blame me, and i never eat tomatoes, so if you got a tomatoe part that should have been thrown out i apologize again.

These few things i have fixed and no longer happens at my store when i do them. Another corner i have always felt guilty of is on the busiest night of my 5 months working there we were my coworker had me put bacon on a burger without microwaving it. The bacon comes precooked so no health was risked for it, but i still apologize to that one customer whose food was subpar.

Damn it felt good to get that off my chest.

Sti11nox (however you spell it) your turn, and i call bullshit if you've never cut a corner and if your going to say you haven't what's the worst corner you've seen cut?

And what is the worst state the bathroom is in? (Please include sensory details)




Dont ever apologize for bumps or bringin up old threads. When people cry about it tell them to simply get bent and to not participate in it.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: CounterCulturest]
    #18747632 - 08/23/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Hey St1llnox, is it true that if you order fries without salt, they will make a new batch of fries on the spot for you?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: danlennon3]
    #18747655 - 08/23/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Hey St1llnox, is it true that if you order fries without salt, they will make a new batch of fries on the spot for you?



This is what I've always heard too. Then at the window you ask for salt lol


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #18747708 - 08/23/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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LuSiD enthusiast said:
Sorry for bumping , but i had to ask and i apologize if it was asked already but i doubt it has.

What is the worst corner you've ever cut?

I have a job at fast food and sorry to inform some of you, but there's at least one hardee's that has cut a few corners and this employee feels guilty and i must confess my corner cutting.

When i first started a few things were simply because i wasn't trained perfectly. The kitchen was mopped simply with hot water and no cleaner for about a week, i didn't soak lettuce in cold water, so if your lettuce was soggy blame me, and i never eat tomatoes, so if you got a tomatoe part that should have been thrown out i apologize again.

These few things i have fixed and no longer happens at my store when i do them. Another corner i have always felt guilty of is on the busiest night of my 5 months working there we were my coworker had me put bacon on a burger without microwaving it. The bacon comes precooked so no health was risked for it, but i still apologize to that one customer whose food was subpar.

Damn it felt good to get that off my chest.

Sti11nox (however you spell it) your turn, and i call bullshit if you've never cut a corner and if your going to say you haven't what's the worst corner you've seen cut?

And what is the worst state the bathroom is in? (Please include sensory details)




We've never cut a corner. Strict quality control standards. The worst that could be committed is going over an hour without washing your hands. :shrug:

The worst state the bathroom was in was this one time when there was some lettuce in front of the toilet. How did that get there!? :confused:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Sheekle]
    #18747710 - 08/23/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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danlennon3 said:
Hey St1llnox, is it true that if you order fries without salt, they will make a new batch of fries on the spot for you?



This is what I've always heard too. Then at the window you ask for salt lol




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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18747717 - 08/23/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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The worst state the bathroom was in was this one time when there was some lettuce in front of the toilet. How did that get there!? :confused:




Someone was eating a burger while taking a shit. Not that hard to figure out.


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Adden]
    #18747722 - 08/23/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Dystopia said:
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st1llnox said:
The worst state the bathroom was in was this one time when there was some lettuce in front of the toilet. How did that get there!? :confused:




Someone was eating a burger while taking a shit. Not that hard to figure out.




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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: st1llnox]
    #18747819 - 08/23/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A few weeks ago in Houston a hot dog guy at a Astros game took his hot dogs into the bathroom with him. Another fan could see them through the bottom part of the stall just sitting on the ground. The guy was taking a shit and the other dude started filming it with his phone and said that taking his stuff into the shitter with him was really unsanitary and that he was going to report him.

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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
    #18747827 - 08/23/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

St1llnox is such a character :loldongs:


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
    #18747830 - 08/23/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

Maybe he was low on dogs and went in for a refill?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: rulesq] * 1
    #18747842 - 08/23/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Maybe he was low on dogs and went in for a refill?




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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: rulesq]
    #18747846 - 08/23/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do you spit in someones food based on their appearance persona?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: ChinChiller]
    #18747884 - 08/23/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

How do some fries get soft and kinda soggy and some don't?
I gotta say I love the soft fries from McDonald's dipped in the honey the usually give for biscuits.  It's so good.

Oh and is it true that there's a RO water filtration unit in every McDonald's that filters the water for the sodas?


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Re: Ask a McDonald's employee anything [Re: Niffla]
    #18747890 - 08/23/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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A few weeks ago in Houston a hot dog guy at a Astros game took his hot dogs into the bathroom with him. Another fan could see them through the bottom part of the stall just sitting on the ground. The guy was taking a shit and the other dude started filming it with his phone and said that taking his stuff into the shitter with him was really unsanitary and that he was going to report him.

The vid went viral (was all over the 6 PM news, lol) and the dude got fired.



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