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A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion.
    #18724976 - 08/18/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I've heard a lot of stupid claims in my life but this one has to be up there near the top of the list. He's seriously trying to argue it with me.

A pitbull would be a fucking snack for a lion, wouldn't it?


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: Niffla]
    #18724980 - 08/18/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

hahahahahahahaha


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: Niffla]
    #18724997 - 08/18/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

A pack of Pit bulls would eat a lion for breakfast.

1v1... come on


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: SoreSpore] * 1
    #18725014 - 08/18/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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A pack of Pit bulls would eat a lion for breakfast.

1v1... come on




He said one on one, lmfao.

And how big would the pack be? I think if you dropped three pitbulls into a cage with a male lion they'd still be motherfucked.


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: Niffla]
    #18725024 - 08/18/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

lion would have a lot of pup to eat


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: Niffla]
    #18725025 - 08/18/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

:lolsy:

Does he realize tigers lions weigh about 500lbs?

One swipe of the paw to the head and the dog would be knocked out if not dead.


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #18725037 - 08/18/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Holy fucking retarded. A lion could bite off a pitbulls head like a piece of candy.


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: Niffla]
    #18725044 - 08/18/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

No way, not even a pack of them would stand a chance against a lion. They may be strong for dogs but they ain't got shit on a lion..


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #18725048 - 08/18/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

They call them king of the jungle for a good damn reason.


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #18725049 - 08/18/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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goldcaphunter said:
:lolsy:

Does he realize tigers weigh about 500lbs?






His counter argument to the size of a lion is the ferocity of the pitbull would negate the lion's size advantage. What a fucking tard.

Yeah, lions aren't ferocious or anything.



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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #18725061 - 08/18/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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They call them king of the jungle for a good damn reason.



your name, slogan, avatar and this post are nothing less than perfection in its purest form


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18725085 - 08/18/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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No way, not even a pack of them would stand a chance against a lion. They may be strong for dogs but they ain't got shit on a lion..






Yeah dude, a pack of Pit bulls would fuck up a lion for sure.


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: Sheekle]
    #18725095 - 08/18/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I think I have seen movies of dogs bringing down bears, but maybe the bears had their claws removed or something.

A polar bear would crush a lion!


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18725105 - 08/18/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

lol at the lions being owned

all they did was slowly walk away

not to mention a full sized hyena goes 200 pounds


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18725108 - 08/18/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Hyenas are fucking huge animals. I clearly remember being impressed by the size of hyenas the last time I visted a zoo.

I have never seen a dog that comes close to a hyena in sheer bulk.


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18725116 - 08/18/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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I have never seen a dog that comes close to a hyena in sheer bulk.




Full sized hyena more than doubles a pitbull in weight. A large pit is 80 pounds. Hyenas weigh in at 200.


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18725123 - 08/18/13 10:17 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah I'm not sure where in that video your argument is supported.. Granted I didn't watch every second, but the lion just kinda seemed to walk away on it's own free will. It's in the lion's best interest to walk away from a fight like that, if it gets hurt, regardless of whether it wins or loses, it could starve to death. Just cuz it walked away doesn't mean that it couldn't have put all those hyenas down if it so chose to (I dunno if it could or not) or pitbulls for that matter.

I stand by what I said. I'm pretty sure the lion could put down a pitbull with one good swipe of it's paw. I'm pretty sure the lion could quickly run through a pack of them.

Shit are pitbulls teeth even long enough to really do much to the hide of the lion? I kinda wonder if it wouldn't just wind up with a bunch of superficial wounds.


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: Niffla]
    #18725130 - 08/18/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

LOL @ that coworker. People need to use the brain god gave them.

A lion could disembowel a bully before it even got a bite in. Stick its claws right into the dogs neck and pull it's skull off.


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18725132 - 08/18/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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A polar bear would crush a lion!




A polar bear crushes probably any animal in the world. Although I bet a full sized Siberian Tiger could give a run for its money maybe. Those siberians weigh like 900


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Re: A coworker of mine just said a pitbull would fuck up a lion. [Re: Niffla]
    #18725134 - 08/18/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

And large Pits way upwards of 70lbs (ones that are trained for mass and brute strength; i.e. sleigh pulling, hanging swing, etc.)

check out Ace here, he would rape you. Literally, you would need to have that in the back of your mind when he is around... If he wants your asshole, well, your giving it up

(it is a typo in the vid on his stats, it is 70lbs....)


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