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Ellis Dee
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Your odds are not good
#18723940 - 08/18/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ever going bald (if male) 1 in 2.5
Ever dying from a heart attack 1 in 5
Being robbed this year 1 in 500
Being diagnosed with lung cancer this year 1 in 7,500
Being murdered this year 1 in 12,000
-------------------- "If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
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ganjfather
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Re: Your odds are not good [Re: Ellis Dee]
#18723951 - 08/18/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sources? Or did you make all that up?
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Ellis Dee
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Re: Your odds are not good [Re: ganjfather] 3
#18723974 - 08/18/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I only cite sources for people who graded my term papers or for people who lick my shoes. Its not made up.
-------------------- "If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
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Legend
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Re: Your odds are not good [Re: Ellis Dee]
#18723979 - 08/18/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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everyone thinks it wont happen to them.
im thinking the odds are a lot worse than OP says.
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ganjfather
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Re: Your odds are not good [Re: Ellis Dee]
#18723993 - 08/18/13 06:08 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ellis Dee said: I only cite sources for people who graded my term papers or for people who lick my shoes. Its not made up.
So in other words, you made it all up?
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goldcaphunter
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Re: Your odds are not good [Re: Ellis Dee]
#18724012 - 08/18/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ellis Dee said: I only cite sources for people who graded my term papers or for people who lick my shoes. Its not made up.
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st1llnox
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Re: Your odds are not good [Re: Ellis Dee]
#18724019 - 08/18/13 06:16 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ellis Dee said: Ever going bald (if male) 1 in 2.5
Ever dying from a heart attack 1 in 5
Being robbed this year 1 in 500
Being diagnosed with lung cancer this year 1 in 7,500
Being murdered this year 1 in 12,000
I was robbed 3 times this year. God hates me.
-------------------- Back, bitches. st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet? st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here
  
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Re: Your odds are not good [Re: st1llnox]
#18724086 - 08/18/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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baldie here!!!
-------------------- notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... " ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."
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Re: Your odds are not good [Re: ManianFH]
#18724713 - 08/18/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I am invincible
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The5thElement
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I'm invincible, I'll live on forever.
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Re: Your odds are not good [Re: Ellis Dee]
#18724747 - 08/18/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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The only one that scares me is the 2nd one.
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Re: Your odds are not good [Re: Ellis Dee]
#18724783 - 08/18/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I give no fucks .
Bacon and broubon for life and by the looks of it its gonna be a short one .
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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The5thElement
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Re: Your odds are not good [Re: trekie]
#18724791 - 08/18/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wow man I just noticed Capt. Picard was your profile pic, makes sense with your name 
The next generation fucking RULEZZ 
Just got into Star Trek a little while ago
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Re: Your odds are not good [Re: Ellis Dee]
#18724818 - 08/18/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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The5thElement
Smile Friends :)



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Nice tiger, mines better
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st1llnox
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Great post OP.
Now back to my carcinogens
-------------------- Back, bitches. st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet? st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here
  
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