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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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There isn't enough crime in my city!
#18723426 - 08/18/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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There's maybe 3 streets in the entire city where blacks and immigrants feel the need to shoot at each other with pea shooters they managed to smuggle from the states. I suppose it's a rite of passage for wannabe gangsters to become gangsters... Then again the police presence is so strong that nothing other than theft, assaults and the occasional murder can happen.
All I'm asking for is one tiny victimless crime to happen.
Everyday for the last 4 years I have walked in front of a bus stop is a residential area. There's a picture of a guy with his name and phone number written on a 4 X 2 feet ad. His last name is McCunn.
Right after his last name there a blank white spot where you could easily take a marker and put a "t" at the end of the name so it would become "McCunnt". I've walked by with a couple of friend and my ex and they all immediately saw the potential. Now there is an elementary school, a middle school and a high school nearby. The bus stop has a strong student presence, there's no camera, and you could see a cop coming from 1 km away. It's the perfect target, there isn't a more obvious vandalism opportunity than this. I figured that one kid would finally do it. But no...
4 years I've been waiting to walk passed the sign and read "McCunnt" and laugh to myself. I have to deal with the fact that its never gonna happen. I'm up to the point where I'm thinking "Should I just fucking do it myself? I know everybody thought of it". If that sign was any other city it wouldn't even take an hour before someone adds that fucking t....
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Gilgamesh18
Herbivore Man

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Re: There isn't enough crime in my city! [Re: Patlal] 1
#18723469 - 08/18/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Posting your crime plan on a public board is genrally a bad idea.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



Registered: 10/09/10
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Re: There isn't enough crime in my city! [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#18723481 - 08/18/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gilgamesh18 said: Posting your crime plan on a public board is genrally a bad idea.
I'm not gonna do it... It's just gonna have to annoy me until a kid finally does it. Cause I'm just like everybody else in the city it seems, I like it clean and peaceful.
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Mr. Wilson
experienced weiner rubber



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Re: There isn't enough crime in my city! [Re: Patlal]
#18723487 - 08/18/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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man if its bothering you that bad just do it---hell I would--that's pretty funny--maybe somebody will take that old ass sign down
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Mr. Wilson
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Re: There isn't enough crime in my city! [Re: Mr. Wilson]
#18723493 - 08/18/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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aww---you pussy--lol
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Lizard Eyes
Lost Soul



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Re: There isn't enough crime in my city! [Re: Patlal]
#18723498 - 08/18/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would have had it done.
Writing a made up name for myself on other peoples property used to be a pretty big hobby for me. This task is in the same realm of experience.
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iarphairc
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Re: There isn't enough crime in my city! [Re: Mr. Wilson]
#18723509 - 08/18/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Am I the only one who found this absolutely hilarious? 
Do it OP!
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LoveYourLife
MDMA


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Re: There isn't enough crime in my city! [Re: iarphairc]
#18723523 - 08/18/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you get caught committing a crime as retarded as that you guys have one damn good police force. Because they can't even catch murders 90% of the time where I'm from.
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Mr. Wilson
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Re: There isn't enough crime in my city! [Re: LoveYourLife]
#18723573 - 08/18/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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aye--just tag em on the toe "gang related" and let it ride---lol
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