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Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant
#18721343 - 08/18/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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So this temp at my job started recently. He lies a lot about random stuff. He's a sketchy dude. When he started, he told us that his girlfriend is 9 months pregnant. He talks about it regularly, just like any person who is expecting soon would. He takes time off work to go to the doctor with her. He even made a note on his calendar on the due date.
Well, I don't talk to him, because he's shady and weird, but he initiates conversation with a couple of girls in the office and tells them all about it. Recently, these girls have begun questioning whether or not the whole story is made up. He makes, what these women believe, are very weird claims. Tell me if you think this stuff is legit or if he's lying.
He claims that her doctor told her to take a lot of warm baths at 9 months pregnant (bacteria could apparently get into her vagina and kill the baby?). He claims that his doctor told his girlfriend to drink a lot of coffee to keep her energy levels up? He said her water broke last week (wtf?)? He said that four mucus plugs have come out of her vagina (that's apparently not possible?). I forget what else he has said, but it doesn't add up. We think that maybe he used the baby on the way card for sympathy in his interview and also to protect him from getting fired to some degree. Or his girlfriend is a pathological liar and just tells him this stuff and he just believes it. From the limited info I've given you about him and this story, do you think he's telling the truth?
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Learyfan]
#18721356 - 08/18/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: He claims that her doctor told her to take a lot of warm baths at 9 months pregnant (bacteria could apparently get into her vagina and kill the baby?). He claims that his doctor told his girlfriend to drink a lot of coffee to keep her energy levels up? He said her water broke last week (wtf?)? He said that four mucus plugs have come out of her vagina (that's apparently not possible?). I forget what else he has said, but it doesn't add up. We think that maybe he used the baby on the way card for sympathy in his interview and also to protect him from getting fired to some degree. Or his girlfriend is a pathological liar and just tells him this stuff and he just believes it. From the limited info I've given you about him and this story, do you think he's telling the truth?

thats some dumb shit he said. Either he knows nothing about pregnancy and birth or hes lying.
I mean, the four mucus plugs things is idiotic, along with the water breaking last week
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Learyfan]
#18721361 - 08/18/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Maybe she just has a terrible doctor.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: psi] 1
#18721381 - 08/18/13 12:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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rbalzer said: thats some dumb shit he said. Either he knows nothing about pregnancy and birth or hes lying.
I mean, the four mucus plugs things is idiotic, along with the water breaking last week 
Yeah, why would you say these things to women who have had multiple children. If he is lying and were smart, he'd say as little as possible. But he just makes these claims without anyone even asking.
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psi said: Maybe she just has a terrible doctor.
I guess it's possible that they're seeing Doctor Nick from the Upstairs Medical University or something, but I doubt it.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Learyfan] 1
#18721385 - 08/18/13 12:28 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Learyfan said:
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rbalzer said: thats some dumb shit he said. Either he knows nothing about pregnancy and birth or hes lying.
I mean, the four mucus plugs things is idiotic, along with the water breaking last week 
Yeah, why would you say these things to women who have had multiple children. If he is lying and were smart, he'd say as little as possible. But he just makes these claims without anyone even asking.

My moneys on really, really bad liar.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Psilosopherr] 1
#18721426 - 08/18/13 12:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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My GF gave birth 6 months ago so I know a little something.
I actually find the mucus plugs least unlikely. That actually happens (not 4 but 1 most of the times, but it could have broken up or something).
No baths because of the bacteria for sure! No cafeine either, but maybe its okay at the last stage as the baby is fully developed anyway?
If the water breaks the baby will have come out in 48 hours max if I remember correctly. If it doesnt come out by itself they will make it come out. So the kid should have been born by now.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Learyfan] 1
#18721476 - 08/18/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol that's hilarious. Quality thread LearyFan
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Sheekle]
#18721485 - 08/18/13 01:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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thought you were goin to bed sheekle
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Niffla]
#18721487 - 08/18/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't remember saying that, did I?
I've been too busy yelling at people on the Shroomery
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Sheekle]
#18721488 - 08/18/13 01:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: I don't remember saying that, did I?
I've been too busy yelling at people on the Shroomery
Wait, sorry my mistake. You were saying goodnight to somebody (in lnc) because they said they were going to bed; I thought it was you saying that to the pub.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Sheekle]
#18721489 - 08/18/13 01:17 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I actually should go to sleep really soon because I'm gonna wake up early tomorrow to trip
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Sheekle]
#18721496 - 08/18/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Day trip, eh? What time do you plan on dosing
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Niffla]
#18721499 - 08/18/13 01:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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i usually trip in the day
like 11am
cuz i got work monaday
so i gotta be asleep by 1am or so sunday night/Monday morning
so i deffo cant dose later than 1pm
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: psi]
#18721506 - 08/18/13 01:27 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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It sounds like hes joking
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Learyfan] 2
#18721547 - 08/18/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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There are two possibilities.
- 1: He's got the mental capacity of a 5-year-old, and lies about random things as such, for a miniscule ego boost.
- 2: He's a master troll and is laughing about how everybody falls for his absurd stories
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Synthe] 1
#18721589 - 08/18/13 02:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah he is an idiot. I've known too many people like this, and the few times I called them out it was pointless. I just say, "wow, really? wow, crazy." to those people. Maybe report to the boss? I don't understand how people can be so stupid to think others are so stupid. But I guess him being so ignorant on the subject is why he thinks these statements can be said.
Oh and I love the two pictures Leary. Good luck, ignore the dumb ass.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Distorted Vision] 2
#18721617 - 08/18/13 03:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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>He claims that her doctor told her to take a lot of warm baths at 9 months pregnant
Warm baths could be for sore joints, which is common. Bacteria will not penetrate the amniotic fluid however.
> He claims that his doctor told his girlfriend to drink a lot of coffee to keep her energy levels up?
Unlikely, caffeine has been shown to lower birth weight and could possibly lead to other complications. While it may not be overly harmful to consume it I doubt a doctor would actually recommend it. You never know with doctors though.
>He said her water broke last week It is possible for a premature rupture of the amniotic sac, called a PROM.
This often requires immediate treatment as the baby can risk infection. In fact, that would explain the first comment about "preventing infection" though I don't know if a warm bath would do the trick.
In conclusion it's possible that the dude is telling the truth but just doesn't understand the details of what is happening. Misunderstanding PPROM might lead to his remarks but it does sound suspicious none the less. Especially the caffeine thing.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Learyfan] 1
#18721707 - 08/18/13 04:34 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is one situation where Occams Razor is actually applicable, dudes a liar. Bro.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#18722027 - 08/18/13 08:57 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thanks for the input guys. I'll definitely let you know what happens.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Synthe]
#18722377 - 08/18/13 10:53 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Synthe said: There are two possibilities.
- 1: He's got the mental capacity of a 5-year-old, and lies about random things as such, for a miniscule ego boost.
- 2: He's a master troll and is laughing about how everybody falls for his absurd stories
3: He's both. There are people you can't believe anything. They lie about random stuff to protect themselves from rumors by making up some of their own. Plus they laugh about anybody else.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Learyfan] 2
#18722442 - 08/18/13 11:12 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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So Scared to death!! did happen...
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: sof4r0ckeRs1984]
#18722464 - 08/18/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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everyone is quick to say this guy is lying and maybe he is, I don't know the guy well enough to say but he gave a due date so you'll find out soon enough
now everybody is different and there are few time when that is more obvious than pregnancy none of his facts seem spot on but it is possible that the guy is confused about what is really going on. As a guy everything about pregnancy is kind of foreign and you can try like hell to understand everything you are bound to make a few mistakes
the mucus plug could come out in pieces or in stages as it begins to loosen and thin my girlfriend had 2 discharges but never lost the plug I had a friend whos doctor told her it's ok to drink alcohol to relax at the end of her pregnancy so the caffeine doesn't sound too far fetched although I'd avoid it
and the baths might be to help her relax or for pain or something but again if the baths are too hot or she stays in to long it could be harmful
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: CosmicFool]
#18722554 - 08/18/13 11:52 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I guess it's possible. You make some valid points possibly. I'll let you know what happens.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Learyfan] 1
#18722680 - 08/18/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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If she's not pregnant you should go ahead & knock her up. That'll give him a shock.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Dark_Star]
#18722731 - 08/18/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: If she's not pregnant you should go ahead & knock her up. That'll give him a shock.
Haha, that would definitely make for an interesting twist in this situation. I guess it's worth shot. Thanks Dark Star!
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Learyfan]
#18723755 - 08/18/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Guess What, maybe his child has another skin color than he has. So that would be pretty embarassing, at least I wish that this is the true cause.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Learyfan]
#18723769 - 08/18/13 05:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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forget the story. look at the source. if the guy is a liar hes a liar, bottom line. pathological liars are like OCD ppl who have to wash their hands all the time or whatever, they have to do it, its like a tick for them.
even if he does have some pregnant chick at home, hes still a liar. hes probably lying about doctor recommendations, or whatever the fuck he can.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: ManianFH]
#18751260 - 08/24/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Does anyone want an update on this? He apparently does have a kid now. He's showing pictures and talking about it. So he's either telling the truth and was just lying (or was lied to) about the details, or he has taken his lie to the next level. I really want to believe that it's a big hoax, but I guess he was telling the truth. 
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Learyfan]
#18751309 - 08/24/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Stage a play detailing the events of your own fabricated pregnancy and subsequent fall from grace. Watch his eyes as it is revealed that the baby is a lie. If his eyes do reveal him, then he must have murdered King Hamlet.
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: fiddle]
#18751423 - 08/24/13 01:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm way ahead of you on that!
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Re: Guy at my work might be lying about his girlfriend being pregnant [Re: Learyfan] 1
#18751456 - 08/24/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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imagine this to the tune of the baby bottle pops commercial song.
baby bottle bong, baby bottle bong!
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