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Anonymous #1

God Fucking Dammit * 2
    #18717292 - 08/17/13 12:58 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

ughhh dammit guys.

I just fucked my ex and afterwards she starts crying telling me that it was a bad idea cause she's still dating this dude overseas, which I didn't even know. Now I feel like an asshole.

Anyways the whole point of this shitty thread is so that I can tell the world how pretty she is, and how nice her perfect body and perfect lips are. And her tits :eek: so nice...

I hope she figures out her shit soon so I can fuck her again; I just love being inside her.


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Anonymous #2

Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18717307 - 08/17/13 01:07 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

So she slept with you while dating someone else....sounds like quality.


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Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: Anonymous #1] * 4
    #18717313 - 08/17/13 01:08 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #18717324 - 08/17/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

I will tell my children and eventually it will pass on into legend.


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Anonymous #3

Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #18717385 - 08/17/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Meecifully massacring memories masterfully...
Man, who is this dude who wrote that?? I dig


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Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #18717410 - 08/17/13 01:46 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I just fucked my ex and afterwards she starts crying telling me that it was a bad idea cause she's still dating this dude overseas, which I didn't even know. Now I feel like an asshole.




You don't need to:
1. it was her call to make, not yours; especially if you didn't know
2. overseas, yeah, how long do you think that will last...


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Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: koraks]
    #18717439 - 08/17/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

My chick lives in Canada. She's hot as hell. You don't know her. None of my friends have met her either. But she's amazing in the sack. Way better than anything you've ever had.


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Anonymous #3

Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: wildernessjunkie]
    #18717446 - 08/17/13 02:00 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

How or where does this even apply??
That was a weird thing to say!

Whats his name?? mister ed??


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Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: wildernessjunkie]
    #18717912 - 08/17/13 06:49 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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wildernessjunkie said:
My chick lives in Canada. She's hot as hell. You don't know her. None of my friends have met her either. But she's amazing in the sack. Way better than anything you've ever had.




There's just something aboot those Canadians eh? :datass:


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Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: Ballerium]
    #18718268 - 08/17/13 09:26 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Sounds like a psycho cheater...


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Anonymous #1

Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: GreySatyr]
    #18718958 - 08/17/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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GreyMorph said:
Sounds like a psycho cheater...



quite possibly, but she my best fran


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Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: Ballerium]
    #18719516 - 08/17/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

wildernessjunkie said:
My chick lives in Canada. She's hot as hell. You don't know her. None of my friends have met her either. But she's amazing in the sack. Way better than anything you've ever had.




There's just something aboot those Canadians eh? :datass:




http://dialectblog.com/2011/03/20/canadian-raising-nobody-says-aboot/

"So this is probably one of those bits of dialect folklore that survives despite evidence to the contrary.  It’s a bit like New Jersey’s reputation for being pronounced “New Joysey” even though virtually nobody in Jersey says it like that anymore (and even when they did, this pronunciation would have been confined to a small area near New York)."

:teehee: :tongue:


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Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18719767 - 08/17/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Well good luck! At least you've been warned haha.


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Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: Masked]
    #18719931 - 08/17/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Masked said:
Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

wildernessjunkie said:
My chick lives in Canada. She's hot as hell. You don't know her. None of my friends have met her either. But she's amazing in the sack. Way better than anything you've ever had.




There's just something aboot those Canadians eh? :datass:




http://dialectblog.com/2011/03/20/canadian-raising-nobody-says-aboot/

"So this is probably one of those bits of dialect folklore that survives despite evidence to the contrary.  It’s a bit like New Jersey’s reputation for being pronounced “New Joysey” even though virtually nobody in Jersey says it like that anymore (and even when they did, this pronunciation would have been confined to a small area near New York)."

:teehee: :tongue:




I dunno man, there's this one dude I know from B.C. and I swear it sounds like he's saying aboot. Either way, aboot or aboat, still sounds different than about. So shmeh. :tongue:


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Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #18722967 - 08/18/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 6 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
I will tell my children and eventually it will pass on into legend.




:rofl:

Awesome. :thumbup:


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Re: God Fucking Dammit [Re: Masked]
    #18725990 - 08/19/13 04:48 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Masked said:
Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

wildernessjunkie said:
My chick lives in Canada. She's hot as hell. You don't know her. None of my friends have met her either. But she's amazing in the sack. Way better than anything you've ever had.




There's just something aboot those Canadians eh? :datass:




http://dialectblog.com/2011/03/20/canadian-raising-nobody-says-aboot/

"So this is probably one of those bits of dialect folklore that survives despite evidence to the contrary.  It’s a bit like New Jersey’s reputation for being pronounced “New Joysey” even though virtually nobody in Jersey says it like that anymore (and even when they did, this pronunciation would have been confined to a small area near New York)."

:teehee: :tongue:






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