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Absolem0918
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weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen.
#18718814 - 08/17/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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so in the corner of almost ever page on here, amazon is trying to sell me something. whats the most fucked up thing amazon has tried to sell you?
ill start it off with "shop for: Ayahuasca, Toilet Paper"
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Absolem0918] 1
#18718820 - 08/17/13 01:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Buttsecks.
How is it even legal to sell buttsecks online?
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Absolem0918]
#18718828 - 08/17/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Buttseks, Giant Black Dildos, Ranch Dressing and Delicious Bacon comes to mind
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: rulesq]
#18718835 - 08/17/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I give up, was trying to say weird things for it to pop up. butthole loosener
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Absolem0918
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Quote:
BlindSophist said: Buttsecks.
How is it even legal to sell buttsecks online?

oh i know
what they fail to mention is the secks is for your butt
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Edited by Absolem0918 (08/17/13 01:28 PM)
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Absolem0918]
#18718895 - 08/17/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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There is no matches for buttseks on amazon. How do I make an entry?
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Absolem0918]
#18718909 - 08/17/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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 this is by far the best one yet.
sounds like the combination for a bad ass night. i think ythan is trying to tell us we need more ranch
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Absolem0918]
#18718961 - 08/17/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Let's add some salvia extract to the list
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Absolem0918]
#18718965 - 08/17/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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A year ago I encountered a problem when using Amazon. They completely spammed m yinbox and were offering to sell me loads of merchandise Ididn't want or need, but they still sent them regardless. I am kind of scared to even access the site because I know I will have a new message awaiting me. For that reason I avoided using it for atleast 2 weeks, and once that time passed I felt I needed to use it again to order supplies for my shed. I was building a shed in my backyard because I was going to camp there later. I heard stories of people camping outside in nature and I became tempted to join. Other than that Amazon has treated me rather liberally, and for that reason I shall continue to use it.
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Absolem0918]
#18718977 - 08/17/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: weirdest amazon [Re: rulesq]
#18718986 - 08/17/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I found that one day:

Edited by Patlal (08/17/13 01:51 PM)
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Patlal]
#18718999 - 08/17/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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That would be a regular tuesday evening-equipment for me
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: rulesq]
#18719002 - 08/17/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don't forget to pick up some tacos
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: koods]
#18719015 - 08/17/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shop for: Anal Leakage
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Shroomism]
#18719024 - 08/17/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said: Shop for: Delicious Anal Leakage
Fail.
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: koods]
#18719047 - 08/17/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said:
Quote:
Shroomism said: Shop for: Delicious Anal Leakage
Fail. 
woulda been funny  but it wasnt
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: koods]
#18719060 - 08/17/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm wondering what would happen to a heterosexual male after chugging down the huasca and then getting lubed with ranch dressing, and fucked in the ass with a giant black dildo. Not to mention the bacon&tacos afterwards
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: koods]
#18719066 - 08/17/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Does toilet paper automatically show up when ayahuasca does? If so that'd really convenient, and it should automatically pop up for anything that causes anal drainage, dxm, big black dildos, and even delicous bscon.
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#18719078 - 08/17/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Diarrhea&shit is the key to toilet paper, me thinks
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#18719093 - 08/17/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't get buttseks. no seriously... Everything in that list is a tangible item, except buttseks — it is an activity. Isn't it? Or is that some slang you youngins' came up with like phat or rad?
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: koods]
#18719106 - 08/17/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've always thought of it being a lubricant.
Dunno if that's the case tho, googling "Buttseks" isn't very helpful
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Distorted Vision]
#18719131 - 08/17/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I like the term herbal "incense"
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: NotTheDevil]
#18719143 - 08/17/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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½ Pint Jars, 10cc Syringe, Air Pump, Air Stone, Brown Rice Flour, Coir, Dehydrator, Gypsum, Hygrometer, Magic Flight Launch Box, Malt Extract, Parafilm, Peat, Petri Dish, Portable Greenhouse, Potato Dextrose, Pressure Cooker, Rye Grain, Ultrasonic Humidifier, Vacuum Sealer, Vaporizer, Vermiculite, Wild Bird Seed Ayahuasca, Buttseks, Delicious Bacon, Giant Black Dildo, Ranch Dressing, Salvia, Tacos, Toilet Paper ½ Pint Jars, Brown Rice Flour, HEPA Filter, Hydroponics Supplies, Vermiculite Peruvian Torch, San Pedro Microscope Terrence McKenna Scales
Trying to make largest amazon recommendation.
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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: NotTheDevil]
#18719149 - 08/17/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shop for: Buttseks incense 
Yeah, kinda like bath salts
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Distorted Vision]
#18719151 - 08/17/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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kratom kava
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Maybe Monistat 7... . . .
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: vinsue]
#18719449 - 08/17/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Op i think you've dedicated yourself to a crazy night. Now you have to order one of all this and use everything while peaking on salvia and ayahuasca.
Nevermind a lot more than salvia and ayahuasca, i just had the rest pf the shop for list pop up all at once.
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#18719473 - 08/17/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Crackers, pretty sure they are talking about NO2 whippit containers or something
gimmie a hummer
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Konyap]
#18719482 - 08/17/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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show me a Cracker
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Konyap]
#18719534 - 08/17/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: pretzelking]
#18719772 - 08/17/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ayahuasca, Buttseks, Delicious Bacon, Giant Black Dildo, Ranch Dressing, Salvia, Tacos, Toilet Paper
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: brokentv]
#18720100 - 08/17/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I clicked on the Buttseks link and when amazon opened up the 4th book under that catagory was Zealot... Quote:
Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus...
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