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InvisibleAbsolem0918
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weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen.
    #18718814 - 08/17/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

so in the corner of almost ever page on here, amazon is trying to sell me something. whats the most fucked up thing amazon has tried to sell you?

ill start it off with "shop for: Ayahuasca, Toilet Paper"


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Absolem0918] * 1
    #18718820 - 08/17/13 01:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Buttsecks.

How is it even legal to sell buttsecks online?


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18718828 - 08/17/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Buttseks, Giant Black Dildos, Ranch Dressing and Delicious Bacon comes to mind :lol:


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InvisibleDistorted Vision
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: rulesq]
    #18718835 - 08/17/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I give up, was trying to say weird things for it to pop up. butthole loosener


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude


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InvisibleAbsolem0918
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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18718884 - 08/17/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

BlindSophist said:
Buttsecks.

How is it even legal to sell buttsecks online?





oh i know


what they fail to mention is
the secks is for your butt


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18718895 - 08/17/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

There is no matches for buttseks on amazon. How do I make an entry?


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18718909 - 08/17/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)


this is by far the best one yet.  :laugh2:


sounds like the combination for a bad ass night.
i think ythan is trying to tell us we need more ranch


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18718961 - 08/17/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Let's add some salvia extract to the list :yesnod:


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18718965 - 08/17/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A year ago I encountered a problem when using Amazon. They completely spammed m yinbox and were offering to sell me loads of merchandise  Ididn't want or need, but they still sent them regardless. I am kind of scared to even access the site because I know I will have a new message awaiting me. For that reason I avoided using it for atleast 2 weeks, and once that time passed I felt I needed to use it again to order supplies for my shed. I was building a shed in my backyard because I was going to camp there later. I heard stories of people camping outside in nature and I became tempted to join. Other than that Amazon has treated me rather liberally, and for that reason I shall continue to use it.


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18718977 - 08/17/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18529642#18529642

That thread has the most links I've seen yet..


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Re: weirdest amazon [Re: rulesq]
    #18718986 - 08/17/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I found that one day:



:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Patlal]
    #18718999 - 08/17/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lolsy:


That would be a regular tuesday evening-equipment for me


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: rulesq]
    #18719002 - 08/17/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Don't forget to pick up some tacos


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: koods]
    #18719015 - 08/17/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Shop for: Anal Leakage


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: Shroomism]
    #18719024 - 08/17/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
Shop for: Delicious Anal Leakage




Fail. :wink:


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: koods]
    #18719047 - 08/17/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Shroomism said:
Shop for: Delicious Anal Leakage




Fail. :wink:



woulda been funny :shrug:
but it wasnt :snub:


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: koods]
    #18719060 - 08/17/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm wondering what would happen to a heterosexual male after chugging down the huasca and then getting lubed with ranch dressing, and fucked in the ass with a giant black dildo.
Not to mention the bacon&tacos afterwards


:mindblown:


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: koods]
    #18719066 - 08/17/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Does toilet paper automatically show up when ayahuasca does? If so that'd really convenient, and it should automatically pop up for anything that causes anal drainage, dxm, big black dildos, and even delicous bscon.


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #18719078 - 08/17/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Diarrhea&shit is the key to toilet paper, me thinks :sherlock:


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Re: weirdest amazon "shop for..." link you've seen. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #18719093 - 08/17/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I don't get buttseks. :lol: no seriously... Everything in that list is a tangible item, except buttseks — it is an activity. Isn't it? Or is that some slang you youngins' came up with like phat or rad?


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