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OfflineSeattleBlue
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Most Absurd Music Lyrics
    #18715554 - 08/16/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

And when I was five
My favorite movie was the Gremlins
Ain't got shit to do with this
But I just thought that I should mention - (Lil Wayne - Skys The Limit)


yeah
thats a real song

Just let that soak in :lolsy:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: SeattleBlue]
    #18715582 - 08/16/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

SeattleBlue said:
And when I was five
My favorite movie was the Gremlins
Ain't got shit to do with this
But I just thought that I should mention - (Lil Wayne - Skys The Limit)


yeah
thats a real song

Just let that soak in :lolsy:





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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Synthe]
    #18715595 - 08/16/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Eminem- Almost famous  :thumbup: lyrics


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Magicman69]
    #18715614 - 08/16/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Magicman69 said:
Eminem- Almost famous  :thumbup: lyrics



Haha... the title should be "I'm upset I'm getting less famous".


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Synthe]
    #18715632 - 08/16/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know how absurd or extreme you like, but anything by cannibal corpse is pretty damn insane :crazy2:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Synthe]
    #18715660 - 08/16/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)










It all makes sense
:wellholyshit:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Mycelium-yum]
    #18715664 - 08/16/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: SeattleBlue]
    #18715692 - 08/16/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Brotha Lynch

"Baby Corpse Entree"


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
    #18715810 - 08/16/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: CosmicFool]
    #18715828 - 08/16/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

CosmicFool said:





Really good song :thumbup:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Mycelium-yum]
    #18715832 - 08/16/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Most lyrics are pretty absurd if you really care to pick them apart.
Just for hilarity, anything by Lil' B is stupid.

Quote:

Lil' B said:
Bitches suck my dick cuz I look like J.K. Rowling




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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #18715842 - 08/16/13 06:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
Most lyrics are pretty absurd if you really care to pick them apart.
Just for hilarity, anything by Lil' B is stupid.

Quote:

Lil' B said:
Bitches suck my dick cuz I look like J.K. Rowling







:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
    #18716140 - 08/16/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Brotha Lynch

"Baby Corpse Entree"



Eating babies guts babies nuts babies spines!!


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Magicman69]
    #18716213 - 08/16/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



Quote:

That's approval, a stamp of a knife with initials on rubber
A doodle of some ancient mother fucking her son
I predict by 3 a.m the pill bottle top will have come undone

Tongue kiss through the kitchen screen
Tongue kiss through the kitchen screen

By 3 a.m the pill bottle top will have come undone
She'll hand you one long-wind short-sigh story
That starts with the words, "There's no room Kentucky
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine"
I guess you'll do just fine




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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Magicman69]
    #18716237 - 08/16/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Magicman69 said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Brotha Lynch

"Baby Corpse Entree"



Eating babies guts babies nuts babies spines!!




:lol:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
    #18716239 - 08/16/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I just made up "Baby Corpse Entree" but it totally sounds like the name or lyric of a B-Lynch track


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #18716255 - 08/16/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



I present to you, Meatstick!


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    With eyes wide open
    Somewhere in between the past and future
    Where you drift in time
    And you can see a different point of view



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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
    #18716269 - 08/16/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know it's serious...

This song could have been written by sVs.


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: jammin]
    #18716304 - 08/16/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



:hellyeah:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: koods]
    #18716313 - 08/16/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Anybody can write a song with absurd lyrics. The real challenge is writing a song with absurd lyrics that gets tons of airplay. This is the most successful absurd song in my lifetime.


Detachable Penis

And this is the most absurd song that I wasn't around for,


Surfin' Bird


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
    #18716317 - 08/16/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Brotha Lynch

"Baby Corpse Entree"



or Season of da Siccness

Load up that nine I'm finna finna go boom!
Them no dubbin up that nina cut them in half with some of them
Ripgut, quality, for the fundamental cannibalism
Got them black enemy runnin in and when them,
Sickness kick in a million, baby dying, boom!

Hit em with my G like every day, nigga,
From the creek to the Garden Blocc,
I was creepin from the double dead red till all the drama stop,
And 50 150 is all that shouldn't even be on a niggas list
'cause since for the fuckin with I've been crazy times 6 charging in '66 and um,
Niggas cant see my folk when I dump them .44 slugs all down they throat
It takes one time, all night, to peel your tonsols
From the phone post, you know,
All up in the cut with the real deuce deuce four love I got
But you know that nigga from the creek so peep at what this trigger got
Come follow me sin, come quick 'cause I'm bustin all up on your, blocc
Shakin up yo nuts like dice deuce four in the don't strike twice
Them gon all go say "oh" about 44 times till so,
Much later than you go, better off dead, but nigga instead
That I let your mama know, she might wanna follow this Fahlivum shit
'cause a nigga wont last much longer, with wraps in the cut
Chewin all on your nuts like my nigga Jeffrey Dahlmer,
Cant load that shit that sickness gets me harder than a corpse
Till I reach for the greeds that nigga start jackin off until it hurts
Swallow my shit so thick this nigga run loccs up on you almost daily
For the digs then I'm off dick grow soft with lynch I'm chewin up babies
We gonna stay sicc, for the crazy run em up gospel shit kicks in
It's the nigga named 6 with the locc to the brain style fix
Eatin up your dead skin


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: pcplease]
    #18716326 - 08/16/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

pcplease said:


Quote:

That's approval, a stamp of a knife with initials on rubber
A doodle of some ancient mother fucking her son
I predict by 3 a.m the pill bottle top will have come undone

Tongue kiss through the kitchen screen
Tongue kiss through the kitchen screen

By 3 a.m the pill bottle top will have come undone
She'll hand you one long-wind short-sigh story
That starts with the words, "There's no room Kentucky
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine"
I guess you'll do just fine






:yesnod: Express Pony Record. nice.

Shudder To Think has some ABSURD lyrics.

truly...

Say What
You
Move very fast
I saw you screaming at the top floor
Big window crash
I'm deaf
So what'd you have to do that for?
Him?
On giving it up
You chew a little foil
You can't return
To us
To us
You chew a little foil
You can't return
To what
To what
To
What do giving it up
And chewing on foil
Have in common
Pack your bags
And out the back out
Hold back
The road that goes
So that
The others may do
What you let me in
Just to pour me down
Their mouths




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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
    #18716339 - 08/16/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Brotha Lynch

"Baby Corpse Entree"




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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Yage] * 1
    #18716393 - 08/16/13 08:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Luciforms - The Mars Volta

How much do you make in that death factory?
Severance owed in the chamber of revolvers
Empty jails fall from my scalp, shake the globe and let me out
If still I can remember the day that they took you from me


Seems like I've been running from your trenchant memory
Harp sickle will warn me when it's over
'Cause if heaven breathes then someone trade places with me
'Cause I don't want to tear feathers instead of rags, instead of rags


When do I get to see the body preserved inside this grin
Sewn in the lips were her last words
I'll be damned, I can still hear her laughing

Your angels have tangled their brass again
The comfort of doubt, still it keeps you thin
And still I can remember the day that they took you from me

Seems like I've been running from your trenchant memory
Harp sickle will warn me when it's over
'Cause if heaven breathes then someone trade places with me
'Cause I don't want to tear feathers instead of rags, instead of rags


Does your temperature ache? Is your glass about to break?
Are you purple with currant? Will you now become the servant?
Gordian knots in the power lines, saucer fills to empty with pesticide
Like the pharaohs of old bury me in gold

I'll make your son refuse to fight
In the stalk home setting that we provide
If your heart does cease to speak
My fingernail choir will make your chalkboard sing


You say oh yeah, that's a nice tune, except ALL OF THEIR SONGS ARE LIKE THIS!


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Konyap]
    #18716422 - 08/16/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

when david byrnes lyrics start making sense, i know ive done too much


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: eyedea]
    #18716442 - 08/16/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

did you hear the his album from last year? that is some shit. some good shit. creepy crazy cool shit.


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18716447 - 08/16/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



sons of butcher- fuck shit


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: eyedea]
    #18716456 - 08/16/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

eyedea said:
when david byrnes lyrics start making sense, i know ive done too much




:meatwad:


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Konyap]
    #18716487 - 08/16/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Blink 182- You know the one


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Konyap]
    #18716501 - 08/16/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Lil Wayne

"Bitch I'm the shit you best get up out my toilet".


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Sl8t3]
    #18716550 - 08/16/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

'yo real G's move in silence like lasagna'
lil wayne


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: mapleleafmarijuana]
    #18716592 - 08/16/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

mapleleafmarijuana said:
'yo real G's move in silence like lasagna'
lil wayne




Lil Wayne makes me sad inside.  Real sad.

Lil Wayne "bitch I'm the bomb like tick, tick, tick"

Lil Wayne "When you're great, it's not murder, it's assassinate / So assassinate me, bitch / Cause I'm doing the same shit Martin Luther King did."

Lil Wayne “Boy I’m sitting on green like piss in the grass. Just let me know, and the grass still grow, even if you mow.”

Lil Wayne "I get money to kill time, dead clocks.”

If you want to laugh while simultaneously become fearful of the society you live in click on this link dedicated to exposing the stupidity in his lyrics.
http://gusnyc.com/10-dumb-lyrics-from-lil-wayne-presented-as-pictures/


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18717066 - 08/16/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Brotha Lynch

"Baby Corpse Entree"



or Season of da Siccness

Load up that nine I'm finna finna go boom!
Them no dubbin up that nina cut them in half with some of them
Ripgut, quality, for the fundamental cannibalism
Got them black enemy runnin in and when them,
Sickness kick in a million, baby dying, boom!

Hit em with my G like every day, nigga,
From the creek to the Garden Blocc,
I was creepin from the double dead red till all the drama stop,
And 50 150 is all that shouldn't even be on a niggas list
'cause since for the fuckin with I've been crazy times 6 charging in '66 and um,
Niggas cant see my folk when I dump them .44 slugs all down they throat
It takes one time, all night, to peel your tonsols
From the phone post, you know,
All up in the cut with the real deuce deuce four love I got
But you know that nigga from the creek so peep at what this trigger got
Come follow me sin, come quick 'cause I'm bustin all up on your, blocc
Shakin up yo nuts like dice deuce four in the don't strike twice
Them gon all go say "oh" about 44 times till so,
Much later than you go, better off dead, but nigga instead
That I let your mama know, she might wanna follow this Fahlivum shit
'cause a nigga wont last much longer, with wraps in the cut
Chewin all on your nuts like my nigga Jeffrey Dahlmer,
Cant load that shit that sickness gets me harder than a corpse
Till I reach for the greeds that nigga start jackin off until it hurts
Swallow my shit so thick this nigga run loccs up on you almost daily
For the digs then I'm off dick grow soft with lynch I'm chewin up babies

We gonna stay sicc, for the crazy run em up gospel shit kicks in
It's the nigga named 6 with the locc to the brain style fix
Eatin up your dead skin




:daaamn: This stuff makes no sense!


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: SeattleBlue]
    #18717129 - 08/16/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Got the sawed off pump with night vision infrared



Pimp C

UGK - Touched


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18752620 - 08/24/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)


Fuck the World _ ICP


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Konyap]
    #18752703 - 08/24/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

" Fuck you kitty youre gonna spend the night
Fuck you kitty youre gonna spend the night
Fuck you kitty youre gonna spend the night
OUTSIDE!
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Konyap]
    #18752733 - 08/24/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
Blink 182- You know the one





One of the most articulate poet songs I've ever heard srs. God damnit my love for blink is unending! :heart:

I think When you fucked grandpa is better tho :laugh:



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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Lizard Eyes] * 2
    #18752766 - 08/24/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

anything by the mars volta

You must have been phlegmatic in stature
The gates of thanos are a spread eagle wide
You let the shutters make sackcloth and ashes
Out of a blind mans picaresque heart

You take the veil
You'll take the dive
You take the veil

It's not over till the tremulant sings
These ides of march
Are they so make believe
How tempts the revenant
Slice up and not across

You take the veil
You'll take the dive
You take the veil

A mass of gallon sloth
As flys have walls for feet
A rapturous verbatim-someone said but who is to know
And when you find the fringe
The one last hit that spent you
You'll find the ossuary spilling by the day

The iconoclastic had it coming for years
They know the prisons that you have yet to fear
Where thumbs hide inside of sleepingbag mouths
Adlib your memoires by casting a drought

You take the veil
You'll take the dive
You take the veil

A mass of gallon sloth
As flys have walls for feet
A rapturous verbatim-someone said but who is to know
And when you find the fringe
The one last hit that spent you
You'll find the ossuary spilling by the day

Knife me in -hobbeling
Talking in it's sleep again
Knife me in-hobbeling
Talking in it's sleep again

Knife me in hobbling
Talking in it's sleep again
Knife me in hobbling
Talking in It's sleep again

Virulent hives- of bedpost piles
Virulent hives

Who brought me here
Forsaken, depraved and wrought with fear
Who turned it off
The last thing I remember now
Who brought me here
Forsaken, depraved and wrought with fear
Who turned it off
The last thing I remember now
Who brought me here


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: morrowasted]
    #18753151 - 08/24/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm a roper smoker, love to yoke a, chevy when I'm ripter
Used to post up on the block with dope I got from Victor
I go nuts, do donuts when I'm full of that liquor
Get hoe bucks man so much I ran game and pimped her
My thang thang got twisters, two sets like sisters
Davins, and choppers there's no stoppin Mister-A California bear : Mac dre. Not really that absurd

You wanted control
So we waited
I put on a show
Now I make it
You say I'm a kid
My ego is big
I don't give a shit
And it goes like this

Maroon 5- Absurdity. I would kill myself to this fuckers song


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Shroomhunter510]
    #18753234 - 08/24/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Come stumble my mirth beaten worker

I'm Jezmund the family berzerker

I'm bought for the price of a flagon of rice

The wind buffs the cabin, you speak of your life

Or more willingly Locust the Lurker


Confuse what you can of the ending

And revise your despise so impending

'Cause I soak on the wrath that you didn't quite mask

I'm getting it clearly through alternate paths

Or mixed in with the signal you're sending


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: SeattleBlue]
    #18753288 - 08/24/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

cannibal corpse is poetry


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