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akira_akuma
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
#18716317 - 08/16/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Brotha Lynch
"Baby Corpse Entree"
or Season of da Siccness
Load up that nine I'm finna finna go boom! Them no dubbin up that nina cut them in half with some of them Ripgut, quality, for the fundamental cannibalism Got them black enemy runnin in and when them, Sickness kick in a million, baby dying, boom!
Hit em with my G like every day, nigga, From the creek to the Garden Blocc, I was creepin from the double dead red till all the drama stop, And 50 150 is all that shouldn't even be on a niggas list 'cause since for the fuckin with I've been crazy times 6 charging in '66 and um, Niggas cant see my folk when I dump them .44 slugs all down they throat It takes one time, all night, to peel your tonsols From the phone post, you know, All up in the cut with the real deuce deuce four love I got But you know that nigga from the creek so peep at what this trigger got Come follow me sin, come quick 'cause I'm bustin all up on your, blocc Shakin up yo nuts like dice deuce four in the don't strike twice Them gon all go say "oh" about 44 times till so, Much later than you go, better off dead, but nigga instead That I let your mama know, she might wanna follow this Fahlivum shit 'cause a nigga wont last much longer, with wraps in the cut Chewin all on your nuts like my nigga Jeffrey Dahlmer, Cant load that shit that sickness gets me harder than a corpse Till I reach for the greeds that nigga start jackin off until it hurts Swallow my shit so thick this nigga run loccs up on you almost daily For the digs then I'm off dick grow soft with lynch I'm chewin up babies We gonna stay sicc, for the crazy run em up gospel shit kicks in It's the nigga named 6 with the locc to the brain style fix Eatin up your dead skin
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akira_akuma
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: pcplease]
#18716326 - 08/16/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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pcplease said:
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That's approval, a stamp of a knife with initials on rubber A doodle of some ancient mother fucking her son I predict by 3 a.m the pill bottle top will have come undone
Tongue kiss through the kitchen screen Tongue kiss through the kitchen screen
By 3 a.m the pill bottle top will have come undone She'll hand you one long-wind short-sigh story That starts with the words, "There's no room Kentucky One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine" I guess you'll do just fine
Express Pony Record. nice.
Shudder To Think has some ABSURD lyrics.
truly...
Say What You Move very fast I saw you screaming at the top floor Big window crash I'm deaf So what'd you have to do that for? Him? On giving it up You chew a little foil You can't return To us To us You chew a little foil You can't return To what To what To What do giving it up And chewing on foil Have in common Pack your bags And out the back out Hold back The road that goes So that The others may do What you let me in Just to pour me down Their mouths
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Yage
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Niffla]
#18716339 - 08/16/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Brotha Lynch
"Baby Corpse Entree"
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Konyap

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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Yage] 1
#18716393 - 08/16/13 08:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Luciforms - The Mars Volta
How much do you make in that death factory? Severance owed in the chamber of revolvers Empty jails fall from my scalp, shake the globe and let me out If still I can remember the day that they took you from me
Seems like I've been running from your trenchant memory Harp sickle will warn me when it's over 'Cause if heaven breathes then someone trade places with me 'Cause I don't want to tear feathers instead of rags, instead of rags
When do I get to see the body preserved inside this grin Sewn in the lips were her last words I'll be damned, I can still hear her laughing
Your angels have tangled their brass again The comfort of doubt, still it keeps you thin And still I can remember the day that they took you from me
Seems like I've been running from your trenchant memory Harp sickle will warn me when it's over 'Cause if heaven breathes then someone trade places with me 'Cause I don't want to tear feathers instead of rags, instead of rags
Does your temperature ache? Is your glass about to break? Are you purple with currant? Will you now become the servant? Gordian knots in the power lines, saucer fills to empty with pesticide Like the pharaohs of old bury me in gold
I'll make your son refuse to fight In the stalk home setting that we provide If your heart does cease to speak My fingernail choir will make your chalkboard sing
You say oh yeah, that's a nice tune, except ALL OF THEIR SONGS ARE LIKE THIS!
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eyedea
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Konyap]
#18716422 - 08/16/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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when david byrnes lyrics start making sense, i know ive done too much
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akira_akuma
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: eyedea]
#18716442 - 08/16/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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did you hear the his album from last year? that is some shit. some good shit. creepy crazy cool shit.
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mapleleafmarijuana
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: akira_akuma]
#18716447 - 08/16/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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sons of butcher- fuck shit
-------------------- Vinegar Tom stay black cocksucker, thats the most important thing - joey coco diaz Flesh is Weak. All Hail the Machine God!
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Konyap

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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: eyedea]
#18716456 - 08/16/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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eyedea said: when david byrnes lyrics start making sense, i know ive done too much
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Konyap

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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Konyap]
#18716487 - 08/16/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Blink 182- You know the one
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Sl8t3
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Konyap]
#18716501 - 08/16/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lil Wayne
"Bitch I'm the shit you best get up out my toilet".
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mapleleafmarijuana
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Sl8t3]
#18716550 - 08/16/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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'yo real G's move in silence like lasagna' lil wayne
-------------------- Vinegar Tom stay black cocksucker, thats the most important thing - joey coco diaz Flesh is Weak. All Hail the Machine God!
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Sl8t3
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mapleleafmarijuana said: 'yo real G's move in silence like lasagna' lil wayne
Lil Wayne makes me sad inside. Real sad.
Lil Wayne "bitch I'm the bomb like tick, tick, tick"
Lil Wayne "When you're great, it's not murder, it's assassinate / So assassinate me, bitch / Cause I'm doing the same shit Martin Luther King did."
Lil Wayne “Boy I’m sitting on green like piss in the grass. Just let me know, and the grass still grow, even if you mow.”
Lil Wayne "I get money to kill time, dead clocks.”
If you want to laugh while simultaneously become fearful of the society you live in click on this link dedicated to exposing the stupidity in his lyrics. http://gusnyc.com/10-dumb-lyrics-from-lil-wayne-presented-as-pictures/
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: akira_akuma]
#18717066 - 08/16/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said:
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Niffla said: Brotha Lynch
"Baby Corpse Entree"
or Season of da Siccness
Load up that nine I'm finna finna go boom! Them no dubbin up that nina cut them in half with some of them Ripgut, quality, for the fundamental cannibalism Got them black enemy runnin in and when them, Sickness kick in a million, baby dying, boom!
Hit em with my G like every day, nigga, From the creek to the Garden Blocc, I was creepin from the double dead red till all the drama stop, And 50 150 is all that shouldn't even be on a niggas list 'cause since for the fuckin with I've been crazy times 6 charging in '66 and um, Niggas cant see my folk when I dump them .44 slugs all down they throat It takes one time, all night, to peel your tonsols From the phone post, you know, All up in the cut with the real deuce deuce four love I got But you know that nigga from the creek so peep at what this trigger got Come follow me sin, come quick 'cause I'm bustin all up on your, blocc Shakin up yo nuts like dice deuce four in the don't strike twice Them gon all go say "oh" about 44 times till so, Much later than you go, better off dead, but nigga instead That I let your mama know, she might wanna follow this Fahlivum shit 'cause a nigga wont last much longer, with wraps in the cut Chewin all on your nuts like my nigga Jeffrey Dahlmer, Cant load that shit that sickness gets me harder than a corpse Till I reach for the greeds that nigga start jackin off until it hurts Swallow my shit so thick this nigga run loccs up on you almost daily For the digs then I'm off dick grow soft with lynch I'm chewin up babies We gonna stay sicc, for the crazy run em up gospel shit kicks in It's the nigga named 6 with the locc to the brain style fix Eatin up your dead skin
This stuff makes no sense!
-------------------- "Before researchers become researchers they should become philosophers.” -Masanobu Fukuoka.
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: SeattleBlue]
#18717129 - 08/16/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Got the sawed off pump with night vision infrared
Pimp C
UGK - Touched
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Konyap

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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: SoreSpore]
#18752620 - 08/24/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Konyap]
#18752703 - 08/24/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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" Fuck you kitty youre gonna spend the night Fuck you kitty youre gonna spend the night Fuck you kitty youre gonna spend the night OUTSIDE! "
-------------------- Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Konyap]
#18752733 - 08/24/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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aiyobro said: Blink 182- You know the one
One of the most articulate poet songs I've ever heard srs. God damnit my love for blink is unending! 
I think When you fucked grandpa is better tho 
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 Every little thing is gonna be alright All you need is love Nobody's right, Nobody's wrong, Life's just a game it's just one epic holiday!
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: Lizard Eyes] 2
#18752766 - 08/24/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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anything by the mars volta
You must have been phlegmatic in stature The gates of thanos are a spread eagle wide You let the shutters make sackcloth and ashes Out of a blind mans picaresque heart
You take the veil You'll take the dive You take the veil
It's not over till the tremulant sings These ides of march Are they so make believe How tempts the revenant Slice up and not across
You take the veil You'll take the dive You take the veil
A mass of gallon sloth As flys have walls for feet A rapturous verbatim-someone said but who is to know And when you find the fringe The one last hit that spent you You'll find the ossuary spilling by the day
The iconoclastic had it coming for years They know the prisons that you have yet to fear Where thumbs hide inside of sleepingbag mouths Adlib your memoires by casting a drought
You take the veil You'll take the dive You take the veil
A mass of gallon sloth As flys have walls for feet A rapturous verbatim-someone said but who is to know And when you find the fringe The one last hit that spent you You'll find the ossuary spilling by the day
Knife me in -hobbeling Talking in it's sleep again Knife me in-hobbeling Talking in it's sleep again
Knife me in hobbling Talking in it's sleep again Knife me in hobbling Talking in It's sleep again
Virulent hives- of bedpost piles Virulent hives
Who brought me here Forsaken, depraved and wrought with fear Who turned it off The last thing I remember now Who brought me here Forsaken, depraved and wrought with fear Who turned it off The last thing I remember now Who brought me here
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Re: Most Absurd Music Lyrics [Re: morrowasted]
#18753151 - 08/24/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm a roper smoker, love to yoke a, chevy when I'm ripter Used to post up on the block with dope I got from Victor I go nuts, do donuts when I'm full of that liquor Get hoe bucks man so much I ran game and pimped her My thang thang got twisters, two sets like sisters Davins, and choppers there's no stoppin Mister-A California bear : Mac dre. Not really that absurd
You wanted control So we waited I put on a show Now I make it You say I'm a kid My ego is big I don't give a shit And it goes like this
Maroon 5- Absurdity. I would kill myself to this fuckers song
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Come stumble my mirth beaten worker
I'm Jezmund the family berzerker
I'm bought for the price of a flagon of rice
The wind buffs the cabin, you speak of your life
Or more willingly Locust the Lurker
Confuse what you can of the ending
And revise your despise so impending
'Cause I soak on the wrath that you didn't quite mask
I'm getting it clearly through alternate paths
Or mixed in with the signal you're sending
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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